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i will probably think of some better ones later but for now i remember this woman was getting fired and she sent out a goodbye email to the entire company list (like at least 10,000 employees on this mailing list). she attached an mp3 of "happy" by pharell and the whole email was in a blue colored cursive font talking about how happy she was for the opportunity to move on to better and brighter things. another time a wave of lay-offs hit and this weird libertarian dude (he talked about bitcoins a lot to give you a quick idea of what this guy was about) found out and tried furiously to wipe his company computer (  ) and they kept telling him he had to leave and he kept stalling. eventually security came and pulled the plug on his computer and forcibly escorted out of the building. instead of leaving, he tried to call another coworker from the parking deck and ask him to continue erasing his machine and instead of doing that the coworker reported him and security searched the parking lot until they found him and called the real police. they took him off the premises in a squad car and he had to be escorted back by a real police office to retrieve his vehicle later. never found out what was so important that he wanted erased off the computer. they immediately sent it to the IT dept to get wiped and re-imaged anyway. f'ing idiot
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most embarrassing thing i've ever done was nod off in the meeting of a huge meeting at the front of the table in front of a bunch of important people and my boss at the time where everybody could see me from being too high on opiates. actually that happened 2x. im really ashamed of that poo poo. made up a half-assed excuse about not getting any sleep the night before and got sent home both days to recuperate. yeah i don't work at either place anymore... not directly because of those incidents but im sure they didnt help
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when i worked at a snack bar, one of my coworkers was carrying an opened bag of fresh hot dogs. she slipped and fell backwards, which dumped hot dogs on her face and the salty hot dog water into her mouth. she puked on the ground and ran into the backroom crying. she didn't come back to work next year.
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symbolic posted:when i worked at a snack bar, one of my coworkers was carrying an opened bag of fresh hot dogs. she slipped and fell backwards, which dumped hot dogs on her face and the salty hot dog water into her mouth. she puked on the ground and ran into the backroom crying. she didn't come back to work next year. Hi doobie
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symbolic posted:when i worked at a snack bar, one of my coworkers was carrying an opened bag of fresh hot dogs. she slipped and fell backwards, which dumped hot dogs on her face and the salty hot dog water into her mouth. she puked on the ground and ran into the backroom crying. she didn't come back to work next year.  loving lol
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Jan 23, 2016 20:06
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When I worked retail someone took a poo poo on the men's room floor, and I convinced the guys cleaning it that spraying it with a hose was the way to go. These poor bastards turned a single turd into several inches of stinky poop water that had to be mopped up.
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when i worked as a valet parking cars, one of my coworkers was parallel parking a customers brand new ferrari f430 up front where we kept the nice cars and he curbed it really bad right in front of the owner. underbody spoiler and one of the rims had to be completely replaced it cost like $15,000 worth of damage. the owner freaked out initially, yelling "what the gently caress are you doing!" and such but eventually calmed down and was pretty cool about it once we explained we have insurance and he could get it fixed at the dealership. still though. poor employee was working that off for a looooong time.
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Jan 23, 2016 20:11
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someone pee my pants at work ok
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one time I turned up to work, got all my stuff done, innocently flirted with a cute coworker and got on well with my bosses and colleagues. boy was my face red!
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i work with these twin brothers and one trades pants with the other, craps in them, then trades back. He usually does this after lunch but sometimes it's funny watching poo pants sit down in dookie pants for lunch
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one time i was wearing work jeans and i didnt realize they had a hole in the butt so i called my girlfriend to bring me another pair and they had a hole in the butt too
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When I worked at Radio Shack, one of my coworkers tried to dispose of a crate of used batteries by flushing them down the toilet rather than sort them into the appropriate containers for shipment to the battery recycling factory. he successfully flushed quite a few of them before the toilet backed up, but there were still over a dozen of them sitting at the bottom of the bowl. So what did he do? Rather than fish them out, he tried to poo poo on them in the hope that his poo poo would be big enough to cover them up, but he couldn't poo poo enough and when it became obvious that now he was facing the prospect of unclogging a toilet stuffed with batteries and poo poo he panicked and tried to force them down with the plunger while flushing repeatedly. Of course the bowl overflowed and his turds floated out and splattered all over the floor before the current carried them out of the employee bathroom and into the customer area. When we went to investigate the source of the battery-filled turds, we find him kneeling on the floor, sobbing and covered in poo poo and batteries. He applied for a transfer the next day and a month later he had a higher paying position at a different Radio Shack.
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I didn't tell my secretary that I was about to come and let her keep going. Boy was she embarrassed when my host load went into her mouth. She was pretty red faced.
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symbolic posted:when i worked at a snack bar, one of my coworkers was carrying an opened bag of fresh hot dogs. she slipped and fell backwards, which dumped hot dogs on her face and the salty hot dog water into her mouth. she puked on the ground and ran into the backroom crying. she didn't come back to work next year. I've been laughing at the mental image of this for the last ten minutes. I wish I had better work stories.
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most embarassing thing ive done at work? op's mom
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When I worked at an escalator factory one of the girls in charge of testing the finished escalators took a tumble during the speed test and ended up falling down the stairs for four and a half minutes before someone hit the emergency stop. She was okay (aside from some bad bruises and sprains), but the cell-video of her tumbling down endless stairs was circulated around the factory floor for months afterwards.
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there was this mild mannered, divorced 30 something at my work who had a crippling fear of social interaction. i did my best to be friendly + understanding of the guy and carried on. about 3 months in i see the dude sporting a mug of small cartoon horses and it was pretty much explained there. 
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I worked at a crappy part time job at Kmart in high school, and one winter after a big snowstorm I went to buy a coffee at the adjacent coffee shop. On the way back I tried to climb over a snow bank rather than walk around, and slipped and fell, ripping my pants full on sponge Bob squarepants style
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One time I flushed the toilet and at the exact same moment dropped the bathroom key into the toilet. Then I got to explain to my boss how I literally flushed the bathroom key down the toilet.
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years ago I worked a Cadillac dealership, and one of the mechanics poo poo his pants but couldn't go home to change because he commuted like 1hr+ to work. he stripped behind the dealership and hosed himself off and then had to rock a coverall/jumpsuit commando style for the rest of the day
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thathonkey posted:another time a wave of lay-offs hit and this weird libertarian dude (he talked about bitcoins a lot to give you a quick idea of what this guy was about) found out and tried furiously to wipe his company computer ( bitcoins = Tor Tor + weirdly obsessed with wiping your PC = child porn
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went into work with a massive hangover/still slightly tipsy, my supervisor distracted our manager by the front door while I vomited horribly in the back room. immediately ate a deviled egg because im fuckin stupid and pulled like an hour later again
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I projectile vomited across the entire salad bar at Ruby Tuesday's once.
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One time, I voted to authorize military force in Iraq. Boy was my face red.
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:went into work with a massive hangover/still slightly tipsy, my supervisor distracted our manager by the front door while I vomited horribly in the back room. immediately ate a deviled egg because im fuckin stupid and pulled like an hour later again That is a pro rear end supervisor.
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i became a dog once and then transformed back into a human ,but still had the tail
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you know how some unfortunate people fart but it accidently turns into a poo poo, so in the end they sharted? I know someone who shomited
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Applewhite posted:When I worked at Radio Shack, one of my coworkers tried to dispose of a crate of used batteries by flushing them down the toilet rather than sort them into the appropriate containers for shipment to the battery recycling factory. he successfully flushed quite a few of them before the toilet backed up, but there were still over a dozen of them sitting at the bottom of the bowl. Same. But with cow eyeballs in a butcher shop.
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I once shat my pants on the way to work, like a 5 pounds of bachelor dookie. Then after cleaning myself up, instead of going home to change pants and coming in late, I went into the office to explain to my boss that I was covered in poo poo and needed to go home for the day since my rear end in a top hat was flexing uncontrollably and she asked "Are you sure you can't work today?" Now I do a stand-up story about it and it goes over pretty well.
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I worked at a movie theater in high school. We had an older guy on staff who was basically a janitor, he just walked around sweeping the lobby and taking out the trash. I suppose he had some other maintenance related duties as well but that's literally all I ever saw him do in the 6 months I worked there. Anyway, I Was there one day when my manager found his porn stash in one of the supply closets. It was pretty vanilla stuff, mostly lesbians. One of my best friends also got fired for getting caught pissing on the dumpster by a surveillance cam. Not sure which is more embarrassing.
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Sheesh, all I got is a slightly messy office romance between two coworkers. Once I saw them coming out of a side room with the girl having a bit of spunk on her face that she missed in the cleanup. Guy was engaged at the time, though those two are now together and buying a house and such. It was kinda awkward pointing it out to her, but better the guy who knows and doesn't care than the guy's fiancee noticing it. Ah, grad school.
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Claverjoe posted:Sheesh, all I got is a slightly messy office romance between two coworkers. Once I saw them coming out of a side room with the girl having a bit of spunk on her face that she missed in the cleanup. Guy was engaged at the time, though those two are now together and buying a house and such. It was kinda awkward pointing it out to her, but better the guy who knows and doesn't care than the guy's fiancee noticing it. i was the girl
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two of my coworkers got caught loving in the bathroom of our workplace. they were immediately fired and nearly arrested, but charges were dropped. one of our other coworkers wrote a song about the incident and has performed it in front of large crowds on at least three occasions.
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symbolic posted:when i worked at a snack bar, one of my coworkers was carrying an opened bag of fresh hot dogs. she slipped and fell backwards, which dumped hot dogs on her face and the salty hot dog water into her mouth. she puked on the ground and ran into the backroom crying. she didn't come back to work next year. hahahahahahah poor girl. wonder what she's doing now.
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YeahTubaMike posted:two of my coworkers got caught loving in the bathroom of our workplace. they were immediately fired and nearly arrested, but charges were dropped. sounds like your workplace should chill the gently caress out
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why are so many people making GBS threads themselves in public
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One time my boss came from vacation and accidentally sent a mass email to most of the company with photos from the vacation attached. The surprise came when people realized he went on vacation with his manager and they contained nudity !
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