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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy


THE XTRA LONG BUTTERY CHEESEBURGER

After a rich history of bold yet functional entries such as the Rodeo Cheeseburger, the ANGRY Whopper, and the Meat'normous Omelette Sandwich, I can't believe they went in this direction. For shame Burger King, For shame.

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
What I wanna know is who wants to get one with me? :mrgw:

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
You're an idiot if ubeat fast food

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
You and another goon could eat that Lady and the Tramp style.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

gently caress da Mods posted:

You're an idiot if ubeat fast food

It's not "fast food", it's food available fast :eng101:

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

It's not "fast food", it's food available fast :eng101:

No

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

seems like one of those things that you eat once on a dare and then hope to God you never have to see again

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

symbolic posted:

seems like one of those things that you eat once on a dare and then hope to God you never have to see again

Like ur dads boy pussy

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
whoawhoawhoa i think im seein double over here!! four cheeseburgers!!!

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

gently caress da Mods posted:

Like ur dads boy pussy
sorry for your loss

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

yum

i'm fat

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Only 710 calories

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Are they just slapping together pucks of blenderized meat in various shapes to try to innovate as their market share shrinks?

COMING SOON THIS FALL, THE WHOPPER IN THE SHAPE OF AN X

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

My dad won't eat Wendy's because he doesn't like their square hamburgers. I'll be interested in getting his take on this.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

burger king sucks and their fries are too thick

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Grant DaNasty posted:

My dad won't eat Wendy's because he doesn't like their square hamburgers. I'll be interested in getting his take on this.

have u tried my noneuclidean cheeseburger? go on take a bite. just try to take a bit bro

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Grant DaNasty posted:

My dad won't eat Wendy's because he doesn't like their square hamburgers. I'll be interested in getting his take on this.
i usually get Wendy's whenever i go home from college. their fries are pretty good.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i threw in the towel with BK at the french fry burger



you get four fries on it and it costs more

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

radiatinglines posted:

burger king sucks and their fries are too thick

How can you possibly complain about having too much potato in your fry???

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

when the potato is all mealy and hosed up

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
What always confused me was natural cut fries. How do you unnaturally cut fries?

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Why buttery??

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

its much tighter than pussery :smug:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Volume posted:

What always confused me was natural cut fries. How do you unnaturally cut fries?

You form the fries out of potato product and shape them into fry shapes. hth

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Apr 8, 2004


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Volume posted:

What always confused me was natural cut fries. How do you unnaturally cut fries?

Curly fries.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

What I wanna know is who wants to get one with me? :mrgw:

Giraffe posted:

You and another goon could eat that Lady and the Tramp style.

a cautious yes

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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i wonder what it would be like to take that sandwich and put it in your butt

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
They basically stole this idea from Wisconsin.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Orkin Mang posted:

its much tighter than pussery :smug:

this is a good joke and I laughed at this joke (out loud)

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I'm not sure how this is where they drew the line for you OP. It's just another poo poo sandwich that they came up with in a line of poo poo sandwiches on the menu.

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
Been about 8 years since I have eaten Burger King, and that was because it was the only thing open.


I hope to continue my winning streak.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Betraying your king is counted as treason. With my lieges permission, I will personally destroy you. For the True King of Burgers!!!

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
No joke, those new chicken burgers they came out with are loving delicious.

My new favorite fast food burger till it gives me the shitz.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
The McHero from 1995 called, they want their bun back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gixjXLi0o0

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
is there ever not a batman
something has gone terribly awry with their nuggets

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:



THE XTRA LONG BUTTERY CHEESEBURGER

After a rich history of bold yet functional entries such as the Rodeo Cheeseburger, the ANGRY Whopper, and the Meat'normous Omelette Sandwich, I can't believe they went in this direction. For shame Burger King, For shame.

all this is is a double cheese burger on a retarded bun.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
that's a great bun, for like turkey and chhese

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

"So the hip fad diet for the past three decades has been to cut down on carbs. But hear me out: let's take our lovely double cheeseburger, and--wait for it--add double the bun."

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I like Arby's curly fries. But I may have eaten a human leg once, so what do I know?

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Das Boo posted:

I like Arby's curly fries. But I may have eaten a human leg once, so what do I know?
the last time i went to Arby's it was my first time in years and when i saw the good service bell i rang it as hard as i could and it was loud as gently caress and my dad got mad at me

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