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date aired: April 27, 2001 as johnny bravo would say -- man, I'm pretty (fed up with this zionist conspiracy) edit: snype from the grassy knoll
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I've met more than one young lawyer who believed the world was ~6,000 years old. I knew another one who believed this, and also that the moon landing was faked. I think these people share an emotional desire to make the world as small and manageable as possible for their insecure minds. The idea that the universe is too big for their own sense of agency drives them to select their information and beliefs, as a way of taking back a feeling of control over a reality that ultimately denies us any at all.
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PBS Newshour posted:flat earth theory gets especially weird when it isn't "hey the earth is flat" but also "there are government agents who will kill you if you try walk past the giant walls of Antarctica"
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I had an ex girlfriend who studied astronomy. she might have even got a phd in it. she thought the moon landings were fake lol
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ya because all ants aren't gay
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gender illusionist posted:I had an ex girlfriend who studied astronomy. she might have even got a phd in it. she thought the moon landings were fake lol I knew a Marine pilot who would argue for days about this. Everyone hated that guy
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Air is not real. It's just not
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I am unironically mentally ill. I'm diagnosed with AvPD and also I'm an alcoholic. AMA.
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I like listening to people who deny climate change
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Zzulu posted:Air is not real. It's just not How Can Air Be Real When Our Lungs Are Cheese?
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serious norman posted:I am unironically mentally ill. I'm diagnosed with AvPD and also I'm an alcoholic. AMA. Why are aliens fight the police department?
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Booblord Zagats posted:I knew a Marine pilot who would argue for days about this. Everyone hated that guy the best counter to poo poo like that happens to be a comedy sketch, dumbs it waaaaaay down. I have a friend who was starting to give credence to whacky theories about the moon and he watched this and it made perfect sense to him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MOnehCOUw
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Dza posted:I think Anal Emma went to school with me. excuse me?
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katlington posted:excuse me? They said Dza posted:I think Anal Emma went to school with me.
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oh man he's one of those guys who makes every word in a sentence a capital letter of course his brain is broken
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ChogsEnhour posted:I have a hardcore Jewish friend who claims Gregorian Chanting (and by that extension new age band Enigma) can conjure up demons who will possess your soul. of course there's Jewish demons there's a bunch of lesser ones, but Lilith and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz are the best known ones
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lol are they alleging that there's a gas that makes people gay or are they saying that an ephemeral contrail is gay A misanthrope posted:6 million americans believe the world is controlled by lizards disguised as humans most prominently the dime-store Alister Crowley, David Icke also he is British; I don't know many reptilian idgits in the US blarzgh posted:I've met more than one young lawyer who believed the world was ~6,000 years old. this is v correct and a good post most conspiracy people are loving terrified by chaos. the sandy hook truthers are case in point. they're so scared that random things happen that they have to concoct conspiracies like crisis actors and poo poo
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That Robot posted:of course there's Jewish demons Palestinians.
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That Robot posted:oh man he's one of those guys who makes every word in a sentence a capital letter i like to think kids who grow up that rich are like aliens and talking to them is like talking to sentient crayfish
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The earth is both hollow and flat at the same time and therefore round.
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A misanthrope posted:i like to think kids who grow up that rich are like aliens and talking to them is like talking to sentient crayfish its not so much income as it is a lack of education it's like someone stuck them on newspaper headline mode conspiracy theorists come up with some funny poo poo too. the Phantom Time Hypothesis proposes that the years 614 to 911 AD never happened (a 911 conspiracy lol) and that charlemange didn't exist.
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I came home drunk and late a little while ago and there was some weirdo hanging out in my lobby. He started talking to me like he knew me and indicated towards a 55gallon barrel that was sitting in front of one of the elevators they are currently replacing. He was like "you know what that is don't you" "uh a barrel? it says hydraulic fluid on it which makes sense, they're replacing the elevators" "no you don't understand" okay buddy have fun
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http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm
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Are you telling me that there (points outside window), someone actually managed to get up to that big rock in the sky and stand on it? HAHA! That's just not possible. If I can't reach the moon, then no one else possibly could.
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katlington posted:excuse me? Booblord Zagats OP posted:"Then how do you explain time zones and analemma?"
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Wicker Man posted:Are you telling me that there (points outside window), someone actually managed to get up to that big rock in the sky and stand on it? HAHA! That's just not possible. If I can't reach the moon, then no one else possibly could. It's actually just a bunch of garbage from when the dinosaurs were sentient and ran a technologically advanced draconian world government. Then lucifer came around and made them crawl on their bellies for creating the garbage moon.
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the moon is a transdimensional portal that is controlled by aliens who seek to limit our existence to only the 5 senses so that they may create a false reality and control us. i don't know why, that's just how it is. 
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The tragedy of a species becoming unfit for life by overevolving one ability is not confined to humankind. Thus it is thought, for instance, that certain deer in paleontological times succumbed as they acquired overly-heavy horns. The mutations must be considered blind, they work, are thrown forth, without any contact of interest with their environment. In some states, the mind may be seen in the image of such an antler, in all its fantastic splendour pinning its bearer to the ground.
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People who inject politics in to EVRY SINGLE loving personal conversation are normally worse than conspiracy weirdos in my experience
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This is from page 1, but I suggest you all actually read that Area 51 book. Most of it is actual sane poo poo about what probably actually happened at Area 51 (testing experimental stealth technology that would later become the B-2 and what not), but then the last third of the book goes all in on the cold war Roswell russian children/midgets stuff. Although I'd believe that the Russians thought we were all panicky idiots due to us freaking out about War of the Worlds that one time and doing some crazy poo poo over it being actual aliens if I had to pick one crazy theory.
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serious norman posted:I am unironically mentally ill. I'm diagnosed with AvPD and also I'm an alcoholic. AMA. Do you prefer Aliens or Predators and why?
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rejutka posted:Do you prefer Aliens or Predators and why? Predators because the keyboard controls for aliens were a pain in the rear end
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Booblord Zagats posted:Predators because the keyboard controls for aliens were a pain in the rear end At least in part two you got to choose between hit and forget, and hold all the time.
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haris pilton posted:Tia tequila thinks the earth is flat going by her fake tits she obviously has no idea how curves are supposed to work
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The Snark posted:Wow this reads very much like an exciteable homophobic Conspiracy Theorist heard the term Bug Chaser and invented a theory that is fascinating in being far less threatening while also vastly more complicated. Still, whatever gets people to kill more Fire Ants. Goddamn Fire Ants. Fun fact, fire ants are being killed off by a new ant from Brazil who all share one chemical signal. Most ant hives have a smell and they attack other ants, even the same species, from other anthills- but this recent transplant all think they are the same anthill of like a trillion ants and they're murdering all other ants. Plus they're not bitey
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Vince MechMahon posted:This is from page 1, but I suggest you all actually read that Area 51 book. Most of it is actual sane poo poo about what probably actually happened at Area 51 (testing experimental stealth technology that would later become the B-2 and what not), but then the last third of the book goes all in on the cold war Roswell russian children/midgets stuff. Although I'd believe that the Russians thought we were all panicky idiots due to us freaking out about War of the Worlds that one time and doing some crazy poo poo over it being actual aliens if I had to pick one crazy theory. Also the new X Files referenced it for like a split second which was pretty cool
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