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A few weeks ago when all the talk about Leonardo dicaprio getting raped by a bear was in the news, all I could think of was the old Onion story "Bear Attacks, Rapes Zookeeper".
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 22:35 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 20:07 |
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gently caress yourself and die
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 22:36 |
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i am "area man"
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 22:49 |
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FishionMailed posted:So idk is it that everything just got that much dumber or is it just that I got older? read some ancient greek and roman historians, you will find that people dont actually change that much and the stupidity of our age is not unique
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 22:57 |
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 23:03 |
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In that video it looks like Trump is in on the joke of the democratic system. Like he's thinking to himself that he can't believe he's made it this far, and is the best republican candidate.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 23:07 |
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Fried Watermelon posted:In that video it looks like Trump is in on the joke of the democratic system. he is going for the true long-con. Trump will be the first ironic president
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 23:11 |
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Rutibex posted:he is going for the true long-con. Trump will be the first ironic president 9/11 didn't kill irony. it refined irony. made it more virulent. now irony can kill. irony is about to have the nuke launch codes.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 23:21 |
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 00:07 |
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lies. i'm an area bassist and i STILL haven't been fellated
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 00:09 |
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Horniest Manticore posted:lies. i'm an area bassist and i STILL haven't been fellated What kind of bass? Also, sorry to hear that.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 00:26 |
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It happened at least 3-4 years ago op. no i dont know how to get back to the real world, sorry
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:17 |
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WTF!? I though Butch killed Vincent w/ an uzi when he was coming out of the bathroom!!?
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:37 |
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Lt. Tanaka posted:I won't be surprised if he announces Jesse Ventura as his running mate. drat that's a pretty good own
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 02:52 |
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Lt. Tanaka posted:There was another weird Onion moment in the Republican ABC debate. It was when the fat guy Chris Christie seemed to short circuit the android looking candidate Marco Rubio, and he repeated the same line 3 or 4 times. I almost expected him to start smoking and his eyes to glow red. drat it. This was the one time that Ben Carson could've shown his prowess as a neurosurgeion by at least showing genuine concern for Marco Rubio's brain health. Repeating things like that can be a sign of degenerative disease.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:05 |
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from imgur today:
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:10 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:drat that's a pretty good own cant believe rubio had the balls to mercilessly own himself over and over like that
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:11 |
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That first story is almost exactly the setup to kill bill. "I knew he was a violent man but I didn't think he could hurt me." yes, in this instance, you would have been wrong. Dude is lucky she is principled and called the cops rather than using the five point palm exploding heart rechnique of a woman scorned.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:19 |
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Our generation is going to be the most cynical generation yet. By the time we're all retired olds we're just gonna be writing in Cumslurper on the voting ballots because gently caress it all who cares
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:35 |
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Raere posted:Our generation is going to be the most cynical generation yet. By the time we're all retired olds we're just gonna be writing in Cumslurper on the voting ballots because gently caress it all who cares i for one fully support cumslurper for the 2040 electorate
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:51 |
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Retired? What kind of loving fairy tale do you live in?
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 04:43 |
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This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a *slide whistle*
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 04:57 |
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Idiot Kicker posted:Retired? What kind of loving fairy tale do you live in?
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:22 |
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A misanthrope posted:from imgur today:
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:24 |
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The Goatfather posted:
Where do you get those glasses?
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:30 |
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Chill la Chill posted:
its actually just a trump bumpersticker stuck on some glasses, just like her hat. she cant see anything
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:37 |
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Chill la Chill posted:
I don't think those glasses will fit your eyes when they're doing that.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:39 |
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The Kidnappers from that Wife Crashes Her Own Funeral article posted:They weren’t going to kill her, the men then explained — they didn’t believe in killing women, and they knew her brother. But they would keep her husband’s money and tell him that she was dead. After two days, they set her free on the side of a road, but not before giving her a cellphone, recordings of their phone conversations with Kalala, and receipts for the $7,000 in Australian dollars they allegedly received in payment, according to Australia’s The Age newspaper. and of course more people from the article are just as stupid posted:Rukundo told the ABC she’s gotten backlash from Melbourne’s Congolese community for reporting Kalala to the police.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:44 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:stay classy, kidnappers, stay classy the arms and legs of a ghost wife are said to be extremely powerful aphrodisiacs
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:46 |
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https://source.wustl.edu/2016/02/americans-recognize-past-presidents-never-study-finds/quote:“Our findings from a recent survey suggest that about 71 percent of Americans are fairly certain that Alexander Hamilton is among our nation’s past presidents,” said Henry L. Roediger III, a human memory expert at Washington University. “I had predicted that Benjamin Franklin would be the person most falsely recognized as a president, but Hamilton beat him by a mile.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 18:07 |
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imo its in poor taste for the onion to take this jew lawyer joke so far http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/12/world/middleeast/israel-anat-berko-palestine.html quote:No ‘P’ in Arabic Means No Palestine, Israeli Lawmaker Says poverty goat fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Feb 11, 2016 |
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The Goatfather posted:imo its in poor taste for the onion to take this jew lawyer joke so far "Pailestine more like Failesine"
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 23:06 |
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Zombie Boat posted:Fingers loving crossed Ia! Shub-Niggurath, the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young! also lol HPL and his ludicrous, unhinged racism I love his work but he sounds like an rear end in a top hat to be around
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 00:54 |
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Fabricated posted:You can't parody reality anymore a japanese cartoon?
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 00:58 |
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That Robot posted:a japanese cartoon? depends on the person living it
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 01:01 |
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Mental-Rectangle posted:https://source.wustl.edu/2016/02/americans-recognize-past-presidents-never-study-finds/ there was some rap themed musical recently about hamilton which is where they probably got it from
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 01:06 |
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A misanthrope posted:9/11 didn't kill irony. it refined irony. made it more virulent. now irony can kill. irony is about to have the nuke launch codes. well irony can suck deez nuts son
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 01:09 |
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Animal-Mother posted:Things are getting weird. I half wonder if Cthulhu is about to dream himself into existence.
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# ? Feb 12, 2016 01:10 |
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I'm just going to leave this here... U of Oregon Debates Removing MLK Quote For Not Being Inclusive Enough http://www.mediaite.com/online/u-of-oregon-debates-removing-mlk-quote-for-not-being-inclusive-enough/ The quote is from "I Have a Dream" on top of it all. AbbadonOfHell fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Feb 12, 2016 |
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