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Space Robot
Sep 3, 2011

I know there's an age limit on the forums, but when I was a kid I never listened to website age limits, so I can't imagine that the kids of today do, neither.
Do you think there are any little goonlets running around the forums? I can't imagine many would buy an account, but lurking is an option.

What messages would you have for any young goons?

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Stay away from the mods.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
get off this stupid website and go have a social life. getting addicted to forums is one of the worst things i ever did.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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jared fogle, submarine sandwich spokesman from 2000 CE to 2015 CE, ate fresh

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

VendaGoat posted:

Stay away from the mods.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

get off this stupid website and go have a social life. getting addicted to forums is one of the worst things i ever did.

which is why you came back after being sent to the funny farm lmbo

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

kill your parents

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
Get your parents' credit cards, kids, and remember all the times they didn't buy you things they said they would.

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
Maybe they're children of goons who figured out their parents' logins.

this might be the closest equivalent of today's youth discovering their fathers' porn stash.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I'm pretty sure I was around 15 when I joined the something is awful internet discussion forums.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

which is why you came back after being sent to the funny farm lmbo

if you post on forums you end up in a mental hospital like me, yes

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

if you post on forums you end up in a mental hospital like me, yes

same but in the opposite order!

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

if you post on forums you end up in a mental hospital like me, yes

i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Do your homeworks, kids, or else you'll end up like dgsw

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006
Kids today don't have the reading comprehension for a site like this. They barely parse 140 characters. That's why they prefer image based sites like instagram, snapchat, or if they're more "intellectual" than their friends, reddit memes.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

get off this stupid website and go have a social life. getting addicted to forums is one of the worst things i ever did.

genuinely good advice

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I'd be impressed if any teenagers "got" SomethingAwful. Granted they'd certainly be unable to connect w their peers but still

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
The world wide web didn't exist yet when I was under 18, so not me.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
hello children

in 30 years or so someone like me, a Gen X moron, will come to the realization that we are the last generation to retire, and we're gonna tax the gently caress out of you while you're in prime working age

shortly thereafter we'll realize that our boomer parents hosed us and y'all are too whiny to trust the future to, we're gonna burn this poo poo into the ground

have fun

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i had the chance to kill myself today but didn't take it. i'm regretting that decision

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

gently caress your parents

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
I know a mother in AR who kill their babby

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

VikingSkull posted:

hello children

in 30 years or so someone like me, a Gen X moron, will come to the realization that we are the last generation to retire, and we're gonna tax the gently caress out of you while you're in prime working age

shortly thereafter we'll realize that our boomer parents hosed us and y'all are too whiny to trust the future to, we're gonna burn this poo poo into the ground

have fun

So, we're just gonna keep making the same mistakes of every other generation?

Well, ok then.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
:aatrek:

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
ah-bloo bloo, my capital gains tax ah-blooooo

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
hello children

in 30 years or so someone like me, a Gen X moron, will fail to retire due to investment in individual stocks instead of index funds, and we're gonna complain about it on internet forums while you're actually doing something with your life.

shortly thereafter we'll realize that our boomer parents hosed us and y'all are too whiny to trust the future to, we're gonna burn this poo poo into the ground [ed: idk wtf this means]

have fun

OxMan
May 13, 2006

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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I'm pretty sure I was around 15 when I joined the something is awful internet discussion forums.

I started reading SA when I was like 15 but didn't join the forums until I was 18 because it seemed so non retarded compared to all other forums I figured no one wanted some dipshit kid there. Now I've spent half my life on this poo poo so loving hell kids, run away.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
I had a lot of fun on excite.com chat when I was a kid. Kids, go check out chat.excite.com and... y'know, just... check it out. You can have your own username and even make your own avatar. I assume not much has changed there over the last 17 years.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I think I was 13 when I started reading SA, I'm not sure if this thread is for data collection purposes

luckily I never "got" FYAD

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
isnt it interesting that orson scott card accurately predicted the internet but a <10 year old girl posting anonymously on facebook or something and being believed to be an adult experienced political / philosophical writer whose posts get discussed in schools and news across the country hasn't happened yet

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Maldoror posted:

isnt it interesting that orson scott card accurately predicted the internet but a <10 year old girl posting anonymously on facebook or something and being believed to be an adult experienced political / philosophical writer whose posts get discussed in schools and news across the country hasn't happened yet

please break this out into more sentences

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Tujague posted:

i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre

i get this reference what tdoes that say about me

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


been on here since 13 or 14 and I'm sure my crippling mental illness is totally unrelated

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Enourmo posted:

i get this reference what tdoes that say about me

you have prodromal schizophrenia, sorry you had to find out this way

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

MiracleWhale posted:

you have prodromal schizophrenia, sorry you had to find out this way

These forums are schizophrenia.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
ive been on here since i was 14 and despite a crippling drug addiction and a few years in prison i turned out just fine

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Maldoror posted:

isnt it interesting that orson scott card accurately predicted the internet but a <10 year old girl posting anonymously on facebook or something and being believed to be an adult experienced political / philosophical writer whose posts get discussed in schools and news across the country hasn't happened yet

I think I parsed it:

Maldoror posted:

This happened: Orson Scott Card predicted the internet.

This hasn't happened: A nine-year-old girl posted anonymously and was believed to be an adult writer. Her posts were discussed in schools and news across the country.

Isn't that interesting?

No. What the gently caress are you talking about?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
maybe it's like looking at the internet as monkeys at a typewriter creating shakespeare or something?

Khorne
May 1, 2002
I started reading and posting when I was 13-15, but I'd rarely post. I played lots of games with goons and I never had any issues with them. And now I am 28 and lots of goons play with other goons and involve their children and I've never seen anyone being a weirdo toward them. In fact, people are generally nice and even avoid saying inappropriate stuff. I know if I ever saw anything shady going on I'd speak up right away, and I assume that's true for most people here too.

I think the only kids I know of on SA who have been the target of creepy poo poo is Lowtax's kids, but that's less because they are children and more because they are involved with Lowtax.

I'd honestly rather have my children play games with goons than with the general internet population. I mean I'd prefer they play with their actual friends, but failing that goons are generally decent people.

Khorne fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Feb 15, 2016

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Space Robot
Sep 3, 2011

I was thinking under 14, since isn't 14 the age limit for this site?

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