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Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Is blood sausage a thing in Sweden?

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Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
they just call it grindr, like normal people

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

Jerry Cotton posted:

Is that the guy who played the sociopath in Rederiet?

e: According to Wikipedia, yes.

One of the top contenders for the "Swede lacking self awareness" award. Actor/cooking show personality. Hates wearing a cooking hat and prefers to drag his stubby fingers through his greasy, flowing hair while sweating profusely in the kitchen over a large chunk of meat.

Hair - it's what's for dinner!

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

Gargamel Gibson posted:

Is blood sausage a thing in Sweden?

Yes, but wrapped in thick plastic because why not

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

lilljonas posted:

One of the top contenders for the "Swede lacking self awareness" award. Actor/cooking show personality. Hates wearing a cooking hat and prefers to drag his stubby fingers through his greasy, flowing hair while sweating profusely in the kitchen over a large chunk of meat.

Hair - it's what's for dinner!



He's stolen my towel as well :(

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

Jerry Cotton posted:

He's stolen my towel as well :(

Yeah, he's the pits. :(

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*

lilljonas posted:

One of the top contenders for the "Swede lacking self awareness" award. Actor/cooking show personality. Hates wearing a cooking hat and prefers to drag his stubby fingers through his greasy, flowing hair while sweating profusely in the kitchen over a large chunk of meat.

Hair - it's what's for dinner!



I know, it's in Swedish but it's so delightful I have to post it. I was trying to find some nice images of him (Per Morberg) sweating all over the food with his insane eyes staring into the camera because really, that creepy gently caress really looks like a sweaty mass murderer who happens to cook too. Every goddamned time, he's sweating and looking like he's about to commit genocide when he's doing his cooking show. He was good playing a sociopath in the Swedish soap "Rederiet", but seeing him carving meat in a kitchen show, looking like he's wishing it was you on the slab instead... not so much. But, instead of the images I was searching for I found an exam work entitled "What kind of Meat are we having? -- The Construction of Masculinity of Per Morberg".

Can't make this poo poo up.

http://www.tobiasjansson.se/morberg/vadblirdetforkott.pdf

:eyepop:

The picture on page 20 sums him up, even if you can't understand the text. Leather butcher's apron with a large hunk of beef and sweaty.

Falukorv
Jun 23, 2013

A funny little mouse!

Uncle Wemus posted:

Pikes are in sweden? I figured they were just a north american fish

They have a very large range. Their natural european range extends down to the Pyrenees, Balkans and Italy. Although it exists in a few of the largest rivers of Spain as an invasive species (as does the Zander).

extra stout posted:


I've never caught a pike and that one tops my biggest fish, pretty sweet catch man. I am still trying to figure out if you filleted it with that steak knife or if it just happened to be there?

Thanks! Even a moderately sized one contains several meals worth of food.
Mine is a bit on the larger side, but far from huge in pike standards. Still a "normal" size.


The knife was there to gut the fish after the picture was taken.
I didn't filet it, as the picture shows i kept the skin. Scaled it though to make it eatable. Pike has very eatable skin that soaks up alot of flavor from the spices, herbs and oil you use when you cook it.

Falukorv fucked around with this message at 10:43 on Feb 17, 2016

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

autoaim.cfg posted:

a sweaty mass murderer who happens to cook too.

This is why I like him

P.S. I always pretend his name is Per Mordberg.

His Divine Shadow fucked around with this message at 10:57 on Feb 17, 2016

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

autoaim.cfg posted:

sweating all over the food

No kidding, this is Per Mordberg Before getting started in the kitchen.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

for a sweaty guy that's a really poor choice as shirts go.

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
i am genuinely petrified for the future every day being in a neighboring country to sweden

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Randarkman posted:

for a sweaty guy that's a really poor choice as shirts go.

Oh this shirt is all sweaty better take it off unngh. *starts flexing and cooking*

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

Jerry Cotton posted:

Oh this shirt is all sweaty better take it off unngh. *starts flexing and cooking*

All this cooking.... it's making me so hot...

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Dongattack posted:

i am genuinely petrified for the future every day being in a neighboring country to sweden

Wish granted

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

i didnt even wish for anything!

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

Dongattack posted:

i didnt even wish for anything!

Nice lands you got there! It would be a shame if a shambling army of boozed up mercs would trample all over it.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax

HerraS posted:

Holy poo poo don't actually eat seal blood, that poo poo is fatty as hell and tastes terrible. You can tell if someone knows what the gently caress they're doing when cooking seal based on whether or not they actually put in substantial effort to get rid of the blood.

You're not invited to my Svalbard trappers cabin :colbert:

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*
Because the Devil makes work for idle hands... I tossed together this video.

Click Per Murderberg below... the last thing you will see as the light in your eyes slowly dies.

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



Free Market Mambo posted:

You're not invited to my Svalbard trappers cabin :colbert:

Thats ok Ill cruise around in my rad sealing boat and shout obscenities at you

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Jerry Cotton posted:

Medvind got weird. I long for the days of Sommaren är här, jee jee and Var är min strumpa, jag hittar bara en strumpa.

ahahaha

OhYeah
Jan 20, 2007

1. Currently the most prevalent form of decision-making in the western world

2. While you are correct in saying that the society owns

3. You have not for a second demonstrated here why

4. I love the way that you equate "state" with "bureaucracy". Is that how you really feel about the state

Is there a story behind this?

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
What is Lennart "hoa-hoa" Dahlgren doing these days? I used to watch him commentate WWF in the 90's and he's probably the best colour commentator I have ever heard. This despite him not knowing a poo poo about wrestling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2BgXhdcIIs

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
k i read the entire thread

pls stop mocking us here in norway, we are afraid
afraid of not being rich and afraid swedens immigrant problem will infest us

help us


save norway

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Dongattack posted:

k i read the entire thread

pls stop mocking us here in norway, we are afraid
afraid of not being rich and afraid swedens immigrant problem will infest us

help us


save norway

put them in camps

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

Dongattack posted:

k i read the entire thread

pls stop mocking us here in norway, we are afraid
afraid of not being rich and afraid swedens immigrant problem will infest us

help us


save norway

theres one disgusting lie about norway itt tho, that our women are pretty

no

this is a loving criminal lie, our women are loving trolls

fat smelly trolls with fetal alcohol syndrome and this we just have to accept

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Dongattack posted:

theres one disgusting lie about norway itt tho, that our women are pretty

no

this is a loving criminal lie, our women are loving trolls

fat smelly trolls with fetal alcohol syndrome and this we just have to accept

you must hate skinny white chicks, the only place in the world where the girls come close to being as hot as in oslo is stockholm

Lima
Jun 17, 2012

Hogge Wild posted:

put them in camps

after appropriating their jewelry at the border

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Dave Concepcion posted:

you must hate skinny white chicks, the only place in the world where the girls come close to being as hot as in oslo is stockholm

But Copenhagen? Copenhagen dude

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Zombiepop posted:

But Copenhagen? Copenhagen dude

better than a lot of places but not even close to oslo or stockholm

some old car parts
Aug 2, 2011

Makes me a very poor man
Man oslo is the best if you are into skinny white girls
I'm gonna agree it holds the top spot in that regard for sure

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

DrApple posted:

Man oslo is the best if you are into skinny white girls
I'm gonna agree it holds the top spot in that regard for sure

I know, it's glorious

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Shaquin posted:

"Ach they did a rape and murdered a smallfolk!" - Someone with no idea of what the gently caress was going on comparatively in 800 AD

do you have a viking fetish or something, what's so cool about a bunch of dregs raiding townsfolk? It's like with pirates, they were a bunch of loving massive assholes but have somehow become totally romantizised nowadays

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

Dave Concepcion posted:

you must hate skinny white chicks, the only place in the world where the girls come close to being as hot as in oslo is stockholm

oslo isnt representative of norway imho, take a ride through the rest of the country
there are some insanely attractive country girls for sure, but 80% horrible skanks

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Dongattack posted:

oslo isnt representative of norway imho, take a ride through the rest of the country
there are some insanely attractive country girls for sure, but 80% horrible skanks

oslo is prob. best but all the university towns are pretty good in that regard

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

Are Swedes superior beings, destined to rule the earth and lord over the lesser races of man?



This old timey race scientist says yes!

sorry youre thinking of hungarians

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Zzulu posted:

who attacked where the enemy was weakest or had no defenses at all

actually this sounds like the right way to attack people imo

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

Dongattack posted:

k i read the entire thread

pls stop mocking us here in norway, we are afraid
afraid of not being rich and afraid swedens immigrant problem will infest us

help us


save norway

True story: a coworker's kid was asked to bring a knife to daycare, back when they lived in Norway.

The kid was 2 years old. But hey, they're going for a walk in the woods, so of course they need their own knives, right?

How the hell can you be afraid of Swedes when you even arm your toddlers, that's worse than Finland god drat.

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
:confused:

what the gently caress is wrong with teaching kids to use knives?

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
so after knives do they learn how to use sniper rifles or is that after winter camouflage?

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