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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

i cant believe it

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Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide


:rip: cool duck

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Minimalist Program fucked around with this message at 13:50 on Feb 18, 2016

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
when i was little my family took in a babby ducky who got abandoned. we had her for like a month before she went to a bird recovery joint. even though she pooped all over the drat place, still p fuckin cool to have duckaboo chasin after your feet and sleeping on you and screaming if she got left alone (not cool, just knowing she legit missed her surrogate family)

ducks are chill

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Hello I'd like an update on any duck info please

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i just got out of the bird recovery joint and boy are my arms tired

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

That duck can rape me anytime, he is so cool.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Musk ducks are the best duck

They have a bagpipe.

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Moltke
May 13, 2009
It's me. I'm the cool duck.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
There is one thing we can say for certain about The Cool Duck: he is balancing himself on a weir.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

notZaar posted:

There is one thing we can say for certain about The Cool Duck: he is balancing himself on a weir.

You might say that he is weiry cool.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



MiracleWhale posted:

ducks are rapists op and there's nothing quote-unquote cool about that

getting laid whenever he wants no matter what sounds like something a cool duck would do though

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
are we positive that's not a goose

if it's a goose that changes everything

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

VikingSkull posted:

are we positive that's not a goose

if it's a goose that changes everything

Its a duck.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Minimalist Program posted:

You might say that he is weiry cool.

I might say he's weiry foolish and risking his life

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

what are you some kind of water fowl expert

cause it looks like a goose to me

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

VikingSkull posted:

what are you some kind of water fowl expert

cause it looks like a goose to me

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

see he's smoking a Newport

only gooses do that

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

He's going over a weir right?


Mergansers are my favorite ducks, instead of dabbling for weeds they chase fish around underwater and have a skinny serrated beak for catching them

check out that badass predator duck!

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Anthrovore posted:

He's going over a weir right?

I don't know man, I just look at the duck and appreciate it for being real cool, is all.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



VikingSkull posted:

see he's smoking a Newport

only gooses do that

whoa man tone down the racism

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU
:ducksiren:

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
how can i join this ducks gang?

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

the best answer ... is triggering to say the least!!!!!!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
m

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Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
is that rasputin

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
This short film is a duckumentary of sorts hehehe
They don't appear until about 7 minutes in, but the anticipation makes the ducks so much better, I think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AlXPMHHa0o

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Good content guys.

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
*leans in way close to u*

check this out:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The Cool Duck is a physical manifestation of prophet Mohammed. It is haraam to post it, you heathens.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
hmmm it appears that surfing is the main form of locomotion in the wild










cat on the hunt


Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Nice dick pics itt.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Where did the duck come from. Whats its plan.

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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Isaac posted:

Where did the duck come from. Whats its plan.

It's here to be cool.

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