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Maybe this isn't the right section to post this in, but gently caress it! So this guy I work for had a motorcycle accident about 30 years ago which was so bad they had to pop his eyes back into his sockets and give him a frontal lobotomy. Therefore I knew his head wasn't screwed on back just right , but I didn't know how bad until several times after working for him. He only showers once every 2-3 weeks. I have never seen him wear a different set of cloths. It took me 5x of working for him to remember my first name. Also a super jesus freak. Wear a hat that says "jesus saves me and he is my lord". Now I'm not bashing on the guy, but I laugh really hard about some of the other things. So he bought this house cheap in a small community and he needs it to be fixed. Pretty much the whole thing. I'm still doing demolishing work after 6 months. The whole house is getting gutted. Anyways, he when me and others first started talked about trying to save wood weather its bad or not he can't tell. So me and other people thought he was trying to save wood to use it for projects on the side to build stuff or whatever. I also noticed he was a collector of miscellaneous things. As in if he sees a pop can he crushes it, but not to recycle it , just to have it. He checks single dollar bills to see the printing, if its US he will swap you single dollars just to have a better collection. Also all day he sits down and takes nails out of wood. I thought it was for safety but the ultimate reason is for him to stay out of our hair. Still he thinks he is being very useful and efficient. He will stop at nothing to get the nails out, even if it means beating up the AC coil box that goes in his new furnace. He will pull out 20' pieces of junk wood to see if there are nails on them. He collects NAILS, and he has to re-straighten them. He has a 5 gal bucket full of old rusty nails that he thinks are gold. If you give him a piece of wood with nails in it, his heart races and fills with joy on x more nails have just been added to his collection. He also collects old lawn mowers because he thinks he can fix them. This is a one and done post, but feel free to have laughs. I have been ever since and every time i bring it up to someone new.
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how does it feel to know that a man who literally had part of his brain removed is still smarter and cooler than you, op?
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Feb 21, 2016 07:43
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That goon classic, where the OP is actually so much worse than who they are talking about how the gently caress do people do this on the weekly
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Feb 21, 2016 07:46
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*Cracks knuckles, wriggles fingers, pops neck dramatically.* "Time to make fun of the half brained man and earn my spot as posting champ."
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Feb 21, 2016 07:48
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OP is literally so dumb a lobotomy patient is trusted with better judgment and given more responsibility.
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Feb 21, 2016 07:52
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Your boss has much more interesting stories than you. Give him your account.
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Feb 21, 2016 07:54
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so you work from home, op?
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Feb 21, 2016 07:59
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Just jealous because your boss does a lot more nailing than you do
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Feb 21, 2016 07:59
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I will destroy you
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Feb 21, 2016 07:59
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You didn't nail your post but I hope your boss straightens you out anyway.
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Feb 21, 2016 07:59
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you could've saved a lot of typing by just saying the bit about the jesus hat
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Feb 21, 2016 08:00
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How does it feel knowing you are less successful and less respected than your lobotomized Jesus freak boss, op?
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Feb 21, 2016 08:05
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You work for a guy who has been lobotomised and you think he is the loser? Lol
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Feb 21, 2016 08:07
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A misanthrope posted:so you work from home, op? e: Goddammit how did I miss that? DenizenKane fucked around with this message at 08:19 on Feb 21, 2016 |
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Feb 21, 2016 08:14
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How much do you hate your awesome boss OP? I got over hating my boss for being rightwingmedia.txt a while ago and he was an great boss despite that. And that's because I got to meet one of his wife's friends (usually playing Ethel in the gigs when she helps out) when she helped out with some of their I Love Lucy impersonation gigs in between the boss and his wife running a dance and singing lessons studio from their house. Me and the boss maintained the props for the Lucy gigs like the conveyer belt for the chocolate factory part from one of the episodes.
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Feb 21, 2016 09:27
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r u selfemployed op?? bc...heh.... well...(!) 
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Feb 21, 2016 09:31
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lmao you take orders from a retarded man. he is your actual superior. how did it come to this, op?
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Feb 21, 2016 09:33
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you seem pretty retarded too OP
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Feb 21, 2016 09:34
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shiksa posted:lmao you take orders from a retarded man. he is your actual superior. how did it come to this, op? sounds like this guys monitors turned off...haha....but my question is: whats his name?? hehe
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Feb 21, 2016 09:35
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Baby i didnt read of the op but I love you anyway
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Feb 21, 2016 09:38
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Joust posted:You didn't nail your post but I hope your boss straightens you out anyway. 
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Feb 21, 2016 09:47
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sounds like OP is his own boss. BYOB is elsewhere bruh
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Feb 21, 2016 09:51
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Kuato posted:sounds like OP is his own boss. BYOB is elsewhere bruh i already made thisjoke. ive reported u to the fbi.
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Feb 21, 2016 10:07
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yeah but does your boss know how to use `literally`
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Feb 21, 2016 10:11
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Munsun posted:yeah but does your boss know how to use `literally` keeping it real is my thing. ive reported u to the fbi.
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Feb 21, 2016 10:14
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Orkin Mang posted:i already made thisjoke. ive reported u to the fbi. full blooded italians??? gently caress
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Feb 21, 2016 10:15
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guys guys we all made the same joke so stop fighting i want to point out that i made it first tho
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Feb 21, 2016 11:06
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this guy likes wood, any wood, whether it's good or bad, and i hope to find a lady who feels the same way 
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Feb 21, 2016 11:11
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A misanthrope posted:guys guys we all made the same joke so stop fighting a misanthrope really "nailed it" ayyyyyy
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Feb 21, 2016 11:11
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weather wood
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Feb 21, 2016 11:20
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sorry i meant : gas
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Feb 21, 2016 11:21
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Frankenstyle posted:Your boss has much more interesting stories than you.
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Feb 21, 2016 11:21
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MiracleWhale posted:a misanthrope really "nailed it" ayyyyyy i m drnnk. ahaha ha jb;qiu5GFTVPC9HO;L
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Feb 21, 2016 11:22
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i am also retarded op
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Feb 21, 2016 11:26
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Everyone should stop being mean ITT. What does it prove 2b mean? Nothing!
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Feb 21, 2016 11:32
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Nice, what's his name OP?
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Feb 21, 2016 11:50
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Just wait til the stores all run out of nails ... you won't be so loving smug then
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Feb 21, 2016 12:18
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for this has been the of op in the last 12x!
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Feb 21, 2016 12:39
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I don't know why the op is bragging about hanging out with a mentally disabled person, I'm certainly not going to brag about posting in this thread 
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Hey, so, get ready for this... Do you... Pfft... D-do you work... Heheh... From home? XD
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