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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/robertklemko/status/701235789510774784

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The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Holy gently caress how much were tickets? I'm realizing I totally should have gone to this thing.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

"I haven't spent 1 dime of my NFL salary."

"Ohohohohoho, poo poo, nah, nevermind, I paid some couple 10 grand to bang in front of a crowd I was DJing for. Yeah, that was worth every penny."

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:
Someone already said Gronk lives like a bacchanalian god. Are we sure at this point he isn't just Baccus in human form?

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Trast posted:

Someone already said Gronk lives like a bacchanalian god. Are we sure at this point he isn't just Baccus in human form?

What was Bacchus' statlines? How well did he recover from a tough ACL tear? These are important questions.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








whole lotta dudes at that party

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




I'd gently caress my fiance in front of Gronk for 10k but I'm a hideous chud and he'd probably end up finishing the job

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
I'd gently caress my fiancee in front of Gronk even if he didn't offer me 10K, or ask me, or she wasn't my fiancee

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Donkwich posted:

Do Broncos fans even like/care for Peyton that much

Nah.. 2-4 years ago sure, but he hasn't been poo poo ever since Seattle pushed our poo poo in

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

effectual posted:

Walter Jones. Dunno what he got into off the field though.

Walter Jones was a left tackle jfc

\/\/\/ I *am* a Seahawks fan :sigh:

shirts and skins fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Feb 21, 2016

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

MechaFrogzilla posted:

Walter Jones was a left tackle jfc

Retired: 2008.

<insert Seahawks fan joke>

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

*in dan lebatard voice* but what if it was cam doing these things?????

He would be a Typical Punk Black™

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZDfOksaAbM

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
I'll give you 10 grand in bitcoin right now to pound butt.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Donkwich posted:

Do Broncos fans even like/care for Peyton that much

Denver fans that I know tell me without hesitation that Peyton will be remembered forever as a Bronco and will have John Elway do his HoF induction.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Chilichimp posted:

"I haven't spent 1 dime of my NFL salary."

"Ohohohohoho, poo poo, nah, nevermind, I paid some couple 10 grand to bang in front of a crowd I was DJing for. Yeah, that was worth every penny."
$10K is spare change to Gronk

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Ross Angeles posted:

Denver fans that I know tell me without hesitation that Peyton will be remembered forever as a Bronco and will have John Elway do his HoF induction.

lol

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Ross Angeles posted:

Denver fans that I know tell me without hesitation that Peyton will be remembered forever as a Bronco and will have John Elway do his HoF induction.

Makes sense. They probably weren't around for the Tebow days.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Gronk is the Platonic ideal of "work hard, play hard".

McSpankWich
Aug 31, 2005

Plum Island Animal Disease Research Center. Sounds charming.

C-Euro posted:

Gronk is the Platonic ideal of "work hard, play hard".

I mean if we're being honest it's really "play hard, play hard."

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

From there, it's another 10 grand if Gronk can join in, and pretty soon we've got Gronk's Indecent Proposal right after that.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I don't Gronk even cares if he has any money left at the end of his career because I'm pretty sure he'll just walk into Boston Harbor the day he's cut.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

I don't Gronk even cares if he has any money left at the end of his career because I'm pretty sure he'll just walk into Boston Harbor the day he's cut.

He claims he's invested every dime and isn't even touching the principle anymore.

I can kinda believe that, since Gronk seems like the dude who still has like three room mates when he's in his late twenties so he can always play some smash with his bros.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
lots of grannies on the gronk party ship

https://twitter.com/claire_mcnear/status/701422503663640577

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Who is Clare whatever

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Who is Clare whatever

Sbnation person who is on the party ship

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

He claims he's invested every dime and isn't even touching the principle anymore.

I can kinda believe that, since Gronk seems like the dude who still has like three room mates when he's in his late twenties so he can always play some smash with his bros.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Gronk probably doesn't have expensive tastes or habits

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I'm sure he only buys his beer at Costco.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

NC-17 posted:

I'm sure he only buys his beer at Costco.

That Kirkland light beer is an amazing deal. Like $24 for 48 cans

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
aka the Dirty Kirk

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

WhyteRyce posted:

That Kirkland light beer is an amazing deal. Like $24 for 48 cans

Wife had a friend over, which meant I got to hang out with her redneck husband, who reminded me a lot of the guys I grew up with. He loves Keystone, said he wouldn't recommend the Costco stuff.

I guess I'll stick with Busch Light for fishing beer.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

I wish Gronk wasn't a dirty Patriot so I could like him more :sigh:

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Mystic Stylez posted:

I wish Gronk wasn't a dirty Patriot so I could like him more :sigh:

He needs to be the one saving grace on a garbage team.

Considering how universally loved he is on the most evil team in the league, imagine Rob Gronkowski, San Diego Charger, or Rob Gronkowski, Chicago Bear.

But at the same time, I can't imagine him living anywhere but the north-east.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Actually, I can see him as a bear. Or a panther.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
If Gronk was drafted by the Bears he'd be a blocking tight end that caught 15 passes a year.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Jay Cutler and Gronkowski in the same team would be way too awesome for this lovely world

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

He needs to be the one saving grace on a garbage team.

Considering how universally loved he is on the most evil team in the league, imagine Rob Gronkowski, San Diego Charger, or Rob Gronkowski, Chicago Bear.

But at the same time, I can't imagine him living anywhere but the north-east.

Rob Gronkowski, Miami Dolphins also fits.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

swickles posted:

Rob Gronkowski, Miami Dolphins also fits.

Gronk on coke is a HELL of an idea.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Gronk on the Steelers for full goon anger.

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
I actually hate gronk.

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