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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i work at th etoilet store

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i am a cleaner at the toilet store

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

actually i clean the public toilet at the aforementioned toilet store. ama

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

edit: snioe

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
im being VICTIMIZED

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

lonesomedwarf posted:

actually i clean the public toilet at the aforementioned toilet store. ama

do people ever poop on the toilet seat. if so, why

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
what the gently caress is it with public toilets and having poo poo clumps on the back of the actual bowl?

at what god forsaken angle are you positioning your rear end that you splatter the BACK of the bowl?

why dont you poo poo like a god drat human being or every other animal on this stupid earth and poiint your rear end straight down?

why teh hell do you have so much force in your rear end to begin with that you cause a violent eruption from your disgraceful bunghole

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

lonesomedwarf posted:

actually i clean the public toilet at the aforementioned toilet store. ama

Can yiu put in a good word for me

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I went with my friend to ask this guy fior a job at nearly midnight. He had piss and vomit all over him and he didnt get the job.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
His piss soaked pants ended in feet that had no shoes

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
dainty hooliganism running amok

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
lmao if u give into the social construct known as shoes and hygiene

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

MAYO FETISH posted:

what the gently caress is it with public toilets and having poo poo clumps on the back of the actual bowl?

at what god forsaken angle are you positioning your rear end that you splatter the BACK of the bowl?

why dont you poo poo like a god drat human being or every other animal on this stupid earth and poiint your rear end straight down?

why teh hell do you have so much force in your rear end to begin with that you cause a violent eruption from your disgraceful bunghole

When you poo poo rainbows they curve the other way. :smug:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
what a butterface

reminds me of butter dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnPNr9yquuc

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
I don't use the word "hero" very often, but she is the greatest hero in American history.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
Is it bad that this does not illicit any sort of care from me

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I want to skullfuck op to death

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
i slpt with a fat chick once (well she wasnt really fat, just kinda chubby/overweight) and honestly i had a hrd time keeping it up

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
after that i made a pledge that iwould no longer sleep w fat chicks

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
i mean dear god I WASNT EVEN DRUNK?!!?!?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Were you even able to find her vabina in the fat folds?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I don't get it though, she looks good in everything but that last grey sweater. How does her boss pick good clothes and then think they look like poo poo? :shrug:

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016

Microwaves Mom posted:

Were you even able to find her vabina in the fat folds?

yeah and i regretted it

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Sharina more like Marina.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

lonesomedwarf posted:

actually i clean the public toilet at the aforementioned toilet store. ama

In on the ground floor.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Marine Life.

AWooooooooooooooooooooo oooooo ooooooooooo *whale sounds*

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
Marines aren't really fat they're just morons with no self control

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE

Enfield posted:

uh wow no one asked for your life story maybe take it down a notch cowboy

You know what Enfield? I'll do it for you.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Illavick posted:

You know what Enfield? I'll do it for you.

im just joshing you do what feels good

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
dont you fucken josh me bro

dont you dare

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I'm glad this lady is standing up for herself and I'm extra happy that other people are recognizing the mean spirited unfairness of her bosses behavior.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

political correctness run amok

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This is some gay crap either way but nobody likes a slightly overweight average chick who takes way too many selfies, especially when it spills out from her facebook on to the company's retarded site

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

they should just put everybody in ads

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm glad this lady is standing up for herself and I'm extra happy that other people are recognizing the mean spirited unfairness of her bosses behavior.

you didnt even read the article dipshit

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

MAYO FETISH posted:

yeah and i regretted it

i can tel lfrom your name that your whole story is horse poo poo

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
i bet you had freaky mayo sex and enjoyed every minute of it and had a raging hard on for the whole sesh

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

whole thing is a joke i hope this dumb fat girl is enjoing her 5 minutes

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Zorodius posted:

I think the CEO communicated really poorly but to be fair it's difficult to express yourself fluently using whale noises

Yeah she used a lot of extra words to say "Get your fat ugly face off my goddamn company web page you dumb little oval office"

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

CEO women is also super stupid, she should just delete her posts as fast as she could make them. done and done the passive aggressive way not requiring any PR statements.

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