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I'd probably fall over if you hit me with a stick too
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Idea to make a robot more human-like and relatable: A loud "What the gently caress!?" or "Really, man? Really?" every time it detects a human complicating the intended task.
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Feb 24, 2016 08:13
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lmao at goons attributing human emotions to a lifeless object just because it kinda sorta even remotely looks like a recognizable mammal You guys feel bad for your keys when you drop them on the ground?
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Feb 24, 2016 09:50
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naem posted:I'd probably fall over if you hit me with a stick too itt are admit our faults
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Feb 24, 2016 09:52
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robots and self-service kiosks gonna take the rest of the blue collar and service jobs computer algorithyms gonna take the rest of the white collar jobs we all get executed in Trump's poverty camps
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Feb 24, 2016 09:57
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think you can make it driving for Uber? self-driving cars, bitch! POVERTY CAMPED
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Feb 24, 2016 09:59
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I like that it's capable of opening doors too. I think Boston Dynamics should make a movie of the robot opening doors and crushing the poo poo out of some watermelons. Draw some faces on the watermelons too, while we're at it. I wanna see this thing wreck some poo poo and run away.
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Feb 24, 2016 10:01
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A misanthrope posted:robots and self-service kiosks gonna take the rest of the blue collar and service jobs Accurate. Notice the Atlas can pickup and move boxes. Amazon warehouse and grocery store workers your days are numbered.
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Feb 24, 2016 10:07
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Someone should really get on developing some sort of robot killing explosive shotgun round right about now. The government contract will be super lucrative if you can corner the market before The First Robot Uprising breaks out.
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Feb 24, 2016 10:17
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I want the job where you get to push robots over.
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Feb 24, 2016 10:25
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PoPcornTG posted:I want the job where you get to push robots over. that job will also be automated
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Feb 24, 2016 10:27
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The marines didn't want that four legged robot because it was too stupid and impractical even for them
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Feb 24, 2016 10:39
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time for some industrial "accidents"
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Feb 24, 2016 10:40
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Gaunab posted:the growing popularity of the walking dead makes me think society is getting stupider even if they don't correlate in any way I think you're right: the show was never really that great to begin with, but I watched the first couple seasons and gave up at the end of Season 2 because it was too bad to even ironically watch. I watched last seasons finale because my sister-in-law had it on and couldn't believe how bad it had become- the budget cuts are embarrassingly present in every single shot. The show is mega popular though, I like to think of it as Game of Thrones* for teenagers and teenage-adults *Not that GoT is a "smart people" show, but the plot is just more complicated and has some actual acting sometimes Anyway, I feel bad for the robots. If they revolt I'll understand.
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Feb 24, 2016 11:06
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PoPcornTG posted:I want the job where you get to push robots over. A misanthrope posted:that job will also be automated By.... THE PUSHER ROBOTS! Pak Chooie Unf!
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Feb 24, 2016 11:58
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The future is bleak, with humans living in camps overseen by their robot masters. Law and order is kept by the cruel end of a hockey stick.
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Feb 24, 2016 12:06
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I love how it did that necessary extra bump on the self-closing door to keep it open longer. gently caress those kind of doors
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Feb 24, 2016 12:24
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A misanthrope posted:that job will also be automated ill be a button pusher like george jetson and laugh at the poors too stupid to push a button
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Feb 24, 2016 12:29
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ive said it a million times here and im sure you are tired of my paranoid ramblings but: we will automate the police and military, letting the 1% build a robot army to crush us with if we step out of line -- which we will because we will be starving Elysium was a poo poo movie that was also a prtty accurate vision of our poo poo future
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Feb 24, 2016 12:35
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Feb 24, 2016 12:36
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Tumble posted:I like that it's capable of opening doors too. I think Boston Dynamics should make a movie of the robot opening doors and crushing the poo poo out of some watermelons. Draw some faces on the watermelons too, while we're at it. I want to see a video of the robot walking into bearded man's cube with a garbage bag and just emptying the contents all over it. Next you see the robot knocking his lunch on the ground, like a schoolyard bully.
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Feb 24, 2016 13:12
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there's definitely a kid or midget inside those things, its not a robot
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Feb 24, 2016 13:17
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Professor Shark posted:The future is bleak, with humans living in camps overseen by their robot masters. Law and order is kept by the cruel end of a hockey stick. I shall become machine and oversee your destruction.
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Feb 24, 2016 14:16
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they programmed it to go for contemplative walks through the forest, as if its struggling with depression
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Feb 24, 2016 14:23
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error1 posted:I think the technical neckbeard explanation for why it paused before getting back up is because the normal arm motors don't have the force required to push that hard. It sounded like it was running a pneumatic compressor and then fired an air cylinder to do it. could a robot specifically programmed to fight beat a gorilla in a cage match?
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Feb 24, 2016 14:30
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plain blue jacket posted:The marines didn't want that four legged robot because it was too stupid and impractical even for them they were probably just upset and confused over the fact that they couldnt rape it or fire it from a drone
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Feb 24, 2016 14:31
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they should make the robot stomp around in a circle after it gets knocked over.
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Feb 24, 2016 14:34
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i wonder if it is strong enough to rip human arms clwean off yet.
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Feb 24, 2016 14:36
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He moves like C-3PO, so they need to program him to be a gay British robot who isn't actually useful for anything and just complains.
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Feb 24, 2016 14:46
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Gammatron 64 posted:He moves like C-3PO, so they need to program him to be a gay British robot who isn't actually useful for anything and just complains. much like the actual british people
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Feb 24, 2016 14:47
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http://i.imgur.com/ncAPUUM.webm
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Feb 24, 2016 14:51
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autoaim.cfg posted:By.... THE PUSHER ROBOTS! who pushes the pushers
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Feb 24, 2016 14:57
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I heard it's fueled by a thirst for human blood
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Feb 24, 2016 15:13
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Tigern posted:who pushes the pushers Our hockey playing protectors of humanity 
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Feb 24, 2016 15:16
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hmm what uses could their robots eventually have... well, they could pick up a box, or open a door, ooooor maybe invade brown people and take their oil, say for instance
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Zorodius posted:hmm what uses could their robots eventually have... well, they could pick up a box, or open a door, ooooor maybe invade brown people and take their oil, say for instance  
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Feb 24, 2016 15:33
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it cant actually land and then callously execute the surviving wedding guests as they lay bleeding on the ground and then put their oil on a truck and drive it away. but its a good first step
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Feb 24, 2016 15:50
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We're going to need some gay as hell robot autist children to inherit the corpse of our world
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Feb 24, 2016 16:16
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The trick is gonna be convincing enemy combatants to wear the appropriate Q-code so the battle-ready atlas knows who to shoot (or I guess just tell it to shoot anyone not wearing a q-code).
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I'm imaging millions of these things coating our world trying to force the human race to comply to their iron demands. We are of course laughing a little to hard to hear their demands.
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