NFL Offseason Feb. Gold Cleats and Bold Feats

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Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Alex Smith is Alex Smith, but a second round pick could be anything, even Alex Smith!

# ? Feb 27, 2016 20:10

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# ? Jun 14, 2024 17:33

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Spoeank posted:

Alex Smith is Alex Smith, but a second round pick could be anything, even Alex Smith!

You can have the slightly above-average quarterback where the lovely Andy Reid is standing, or you can trade it in for...whatever is in this box.

# ? Feb 27, 2016 20:25

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

lmao Smith is below average at best. Give me those picks any day. Hell, one was even #34 overall. That's a starter in most cases.

# ? Feb 27, 2016 20:33

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Spoeank posted:

Alex Smith is Alex Smith, but a second round pick could be anything, even Alex Smith!

Alex Smith has evolved!

Alex Smith has become Andy Dalton!

# ? Feb 27, 2016 20:37

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Kalli posted:

Alex Smith has evolved!

Alex Smith has become Andy Dalton!

Andy Dalton is trying to learn "Win Playoff" but already knows 4 moves. Delete a move to learn "Win Playoff".

You have selected NO

"Win Playoff" will not be learned.

Andy Dalton has not learned "Win Playoff"

# ? Feb 27, 2016 20:40

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Parmesan Basil posted:

It boggles the mind thinking about who we could have got with those seconds.

(Andy Reid seconds joke)

# ? Feb 27, 2016 20:47

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

There are a couple of posters on TFF I think of as Barabbas because Pop Dog got crucified but we still have them. Parm is one of them.

# ? Feb 27, 2016 21:02

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

CyberPingu posted:

Andy Dalton is trying to learn "Win Playoff" but already knows 4 moves. Delete a move to learn "Win Playoff".

You have selected NO

"Win Playoff" will not be learned.

Andy Dalton has not learned "Win Playoff"

Can I make this into a comic because holy poo poo

Febreeze fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Feb 27, 2016

# ? Feb 27, 2016 21:11

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Febreeze posted:

Can I make this into a comic because holy poo poo

Be my guest.

# ? Feb 27, 2016 21:30

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

Can I make this into a comic because holy poo poo

GIO screen
Huck to Green
Inexplicable running TD
Leer

# ? Feb 27, 2016 21:51

Vando: Oct 26, 2007; stoats about

Eifert Posting posted:

Inexplicable ~~running~~receiving TD

Please.

# ? Feb 27, 2016 21:56

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Vando posted:

Please.

PP 0/1

# ? Feb 27, 2016 22:03

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/703683276641325056

# ? Feb 27, 2016 22:23

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Theres a bounty gate joke in there somewhere

# ? Feb 27, 2016 22:24

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/703683276641325056

Motherfucker. Even as a Bills fan I was looking forward to laughing at the Ryan Bros Circus.

# ? Feb 27, 2016 22:26

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I would have bet the farm on the Rams.

# ? Feb 27, 2016 22:28

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

I forgot till now how much the offseason owns when your team is (are?) World Champions :toot:

# ? Feb 27, 2016 22:54

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

I forgot till now how much the offseason owns when your team is (are?) World Champions

yeah I'll know this feeling soon

# ? Feb 27, 2016 22:59

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Ehud posted:

yeah I'll know this feeling soon

So which team are you switching to? :v:

# ? Feb 27, 2016 23:03

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

whypick1 posted:

So which team are you switching to?

do you know the state motto where I live?

"While I breathe, I hope."

I WILL NEVER SWITCH TEAMS AND NEVER STOP BELIEVING

# ? Feb 27, 2016 23:06

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Ehud posted:

I WILL NEVER SWITCH TEAMS AND NEVER STOP BELIEVING

# ? Feb 27, 2016 23:08

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Ehud posted:

yeah I'll know this feeling soon

You think the gators are going to be back in contention that fast?

# ? Feb 27, 2016 23:11

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/703683276641325056

Well, maybe Dan Campbell will be fun to watch?

But overall, god, what a boring choice. I can't think of a single interesting narrative hook around that team.

# ? Feb 27, 2016 23:14

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Ehud posted:

do you know the state motto where I live?

"While I breathe, I hope."

I WILL NEVER SWITCH TEAMS AND NEVER STOP BELIEVING

This is the correct opinion! Loyalty is power!

# ? Feb 27, 2016 23:19

b0ng: Jan 16, 2004; Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.

fsif posted:

Well, maybe Dan Campbell will be fun to watch?

But overall, god, what a boring choice. I can't think of a single interesting narrative hook around that team.

Maybe Sean Payton will get caught downing vicodins on camera

# ? Feb 28, 2016 00:05

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

I forgot till now how much the offseason owns when your team is (are?) World Champions

*pinches self*

yup, still champs :3:

# ? Feb 28, 2016 00:20

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

https://twitter.com/Jacobs71/status/703728171527462912

Now see THAT is a fair trade for a QB

# ? Feb 28, 2016 00:52

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Is he really that low valued?

I feel if Chip hadnt gone to the 9ers he would have offered at least a 2nd for him...

# ? Feb 28, 2016 00:56

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

The only people desperate for a QB are drafting high so there's just no demand for him.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:04

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Kalli posted:

Alex Smith has evolved!

Alex Smith has become Andy Dalton!

No, Alex Smith has won playoffs, dumb dumb.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:16

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Alex Smith could run Kubiak's offense imho

# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:19

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

Alex Smith could run Kubiak's offense imho

Let's make a deal then.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:24

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Can we trade Parm for Pop Dog?

# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:27

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

fsif posted:

Well, maybe Dan Campbell will be fun to watch?

But overall, god, what a boring choice. I can't think of a single interesting narrative hook around that team.

You can't think of a single hook about a team in New Orleans with a pill popping coach that hates the media and an elite quarterback who are desperate to get back to the playoffs before they hit their expiration date. Also the whole thing is owned by a senile man being led around by his dick while his kids try to reclaim control.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:39

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Can we trade Parm for Pop Dog?

I hate these unrealistic one sided trades

# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:40

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

You guys realize that Pop Dog has left us all behind. I bet he doesn't even remember his SA password.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:47

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Parmesan Basil posted:

You guys realize that Pop Dog has left us all behind. I bet he doesn't even remember his SA password.

Doesn't he e-mail people who mention him and post on TheDrawPlay all the time?

# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:49

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Eifert Posting posted:

Doesn't he e-mail people who mention him and post on TheDrawPlay all the time?

Oh does he? That would be a nice story! Pop Dog if you are reading this, please consider me an ally!

# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:52

korrandark: Jan 5, 2009

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Can we trade Parm for Pop Dog?

What about the two second round picks and the 64 million dollars we would have to give him? Is Pop Dog worth it?

# ? Feb 28, 2016 01:53

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/703751795726794752

:manning:

# ? Feb 28, 2016 02:22

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