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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Let's discuss his Youtube channel, Instagram posts and general ownage that this blessed man produces

The following whole video is art including him smashing poo poo with his cap, somebody yelling from inside the house asking what the hell is happening and he losing his poo poo with dogs barking outside

His description of Nnamdi Asomugha though is one of the best things I've ever heard, @ 4:56:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nD0m-cE9pY&t=296s

Which ones are your favorite videos?

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Feb 28, 2016

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

mods I'm dumb so please change the thread tag to rant or art

tia

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
EDP is a powerful porn addict and as a result has hosed opinions about women so I hope he gets some help with regards to that.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
He's a bad person

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
EDP was fun for a while but all his poo poo is basically the same video of him overreacting. Plus anything not to do with football shows how sad the dude's life is

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Febreeze posted:

Plus anything not to do with football shows how sad the dude's life is

In theory this is part of the magic. But yeah...

Out of curiosity did he ever say anything other than 'What the gently caress?' when you drew him and sent it to him?

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Grittybeard posted:

In theory this is part of the magic. But yeah...

Out of curiosity did he ever say anything other than 'What the gently caress?' when you drew him and sent it to him?

Nah, that was it. I saw him tweet the picture about a year later though.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Its hard to call EDP's anger a gimmick when the Eagles have been consistently infuriating for half of a decade now

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Parmesan Basil posted:

EDP is a powerful porn addict and as a result has hosed opinions about women so I hope he gets some help with regards to that.

I can't remember the video, but my favorite non-Eagles EDP quote is him proudly (yet angrily) declaring "Nigga, I'm DEEP in the porn game."

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I just saw he uploaded a video that says Yeezus is a terrible album so never mind gently caress this guy

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I just saw he uploaded a video that says Yeezus is a terrible album so never mind gently caress this guy

I'm physically incapable of liking a Broncos fan, but you're alright, Mel.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
I've never been able to finish one video of his but every time I see his screen name I belly laugh.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

AKMoose posted:

I can't remember the video, but my favorite non-Eagles EDP quote is him proudly (yet angrily) declaring "Nigga, I'm DEEP in the porn game."

Porn...? I FUCKS WITH THAT ANIME

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

AKMoose posted:

I can't remember the video, but my favorite non-Eagles EDP quote is him proudly (yet angrily) declaring "Nigga, I'm DEEP in the porn game."

He was very emotional over the retirement of his favorite forty year old porn star and made like a ten minute video about it. His mom walked by his room halfway through.

Iodised QQ
Jul 23, 2004

my favorite EDP moment was from a video a few months ago where he was jumping around and had to pause for a second.

"hang on, my titty got stuck to my stomach."


Pretty much peak EDP for me right there.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Febreeze posted:

EDP was fun for a while but all his poo poo is basically the same video of him overreacting. Plus anything not to do with football shows how sad the dude's life is

Yeah

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Febreeze posted:

EDP was fun for a while but all his poo poo is basically the same video of him overreacting. Plus anything not to do with football shows how sad the dude's life is

Have you guys ever seen the cooking with edp segments? I'd post one if I wasn't at work, but it is seriously some of the saddest looking food you have ever seen.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Menamino posted:

my favorite EDP moment was from a video a few months ago where he was jumping around and had to pause for a second.

"hang on, my titty got stuck to my stomach."


Pretty much peak EDP for me right there.

loving lmao

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Seems like he eats everything except the pussy.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Toilet Mouth posted:

Seems like he eats everything except the pussy.

Well he frequently lets everyone know hes a virgin...so not really sure if that even registers as a burn

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

CyberPingu posted:

Well he frequently lets everyone know hes a virgin...so not really sure if that even registers as a burn

Eliot Rodger incel rage mass shooting confirmed at the linc

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

shiksa posted:

Eliot Rodger incel rage mass shooting confirmed at the linc

No free hands - one has to hold his phone the other has to hold his dick/whatever food hes consuming without chewing

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
For a second, I wondered if this was a memorial thread and he passed away from one combo pack of Doritos too many.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I just saw he uploaded a video that says Yeezus is a terrible album so never mind gently caress this guy

:agreed:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

CyberPingu posted:

Well he frequently lets everyone know hes a virgin...so not really sure if that even registers as a burn

There is no loving way he hasn't banged a $10 hooker, he has no shame.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Its hard to call EDP's anger a gimmick when the Eagles have been consistently infuriating for half of a decade now

Oh man, imagine a team that only goes to the playoffs some of the time. Five freaking years too.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

There is no loving way he hasn't banged a $10 hooker, he has no shame.

You really think hes socially stable enough even to do that?

He stole a girls bra from a Launderette and jerked off into it...

The dude would be a serial rapist if he could hold back the fat flabs for long enough to find his dick in time.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

He'd be a hard guy to know in real life

bigmcgaffney
Apr 19, 2009

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I just saw he uploaded a video that says Yeezus is a terrible album so never mind gently caress this guy

Yeezus is a terrible album in that nothing can live up to my beautiful dark twisted fantasy

Burginator
Sep 10, 2007

Two ALL BEEF patties,
Special Sauce?
Let Us Cheese.

bigmcgaffney posted:

Yeezus is a terrible album in that nothing can live up to my beautiful dark twisted fantasy

While this is true, Yeezus is also just poo poo compared to every other kanye album also

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Being a virgin would suck. Sex is as good as you secretly fear it is before you ever get any. You're like "I bet I'm not missing out on much" then later you realize you are. But if you are a virgin, follow these steps: work out, concentrate more on your diet, swipe everything right and practice conversational skills with the fat ones

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

bigmcgaffney posted:

Yeezus is a terrible album in that nothing can live up to my beautiful dark twisted fantasy


Burginator posted:

While this is true, Yeezus is also just poo poo compared to every other kanye album also

Look at these sad deaf mother fuckers

MBDTF is his best tho def

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
YEEZUS SUCKS

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
I like Yeezus more than MBDTF, but less than Graduation, and also, eatdatpussy445 thinking that the Eagles will magically rectify themselves now that Chip Kelly is gone is really hilarious.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Also he's a little bitch who can't handle a shot of tequila

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

sweet thursday posted:

But if you are a virgin, follow these steps: work out, concentrate more on your diet, swipe everything right and practice conversational skills with the fat ones
Wait, you mean covering the walls of your lovely apartment with 240 pieces of Eagles merchandise, weighing 390 pounds, screaming gently caress YOU BITCH rear end CUT YO rear end into a camera, and eating the nastiest food on Earth isn't the secret to more women?

I've been living a lie :(

FINGERBLASTER69
Nov 15, 2014

Ross Angeles posted:

Also he's a little bitch who can't handle a shot of tequila

Pot meet kettle

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

MBDTF > College Dropout > Yeezus > Late Registration > Life of Pablo > 808s > Graduation

(808s is very good and way better than Graduation)

If you disagree you are the Tom Brady of music listening, thanks and God bless

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Ross Angeles posted:

Also he's a little bitch who can't handle a shot of tequila

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCZDUWMnELY

Or rum.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Ahahahahahaha

How is it even possible to be a man this huge and not be able to take a single shot

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
"I'm gonna pour a little more, I'm a G, I'm a real pimp."

*delicately sips glass of cherry flavored rum*

:barf:

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