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LPFWA in 15 minutes! http://www.hitbox.tv/IGgy Be there. Match #1 - Buscus Brawl Schir (c) vs. Big Scary Owl Match #2 - Haven't seen those two guys in a while haven't we? Midnightlight vs. Quantum Crayons Match #3 - Friendship Heavenator vs. kalonZombie Match #4 - Can Fred beat Rath? Probably. Dr. Rath vs. Frederick Hope Match #5 - Womens tag match? Why the hell not? Pvt Scott and Diana Brando vs Divine Coffee Binge and Eeevil Match #6 - WWE Title Bout! He made it to the main event, what a guy! Junpei Hyde (c) vs. Zore
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Feb 6, 2016 21:45
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Results Match #1 - Buscus Brawl Schir (c) vs. Big Scary Owl Result: Owl whiffs his finisher, then Schir does his half-assed DDT and pins Owl. Ouch. Match #2 - Haven't seen those two guys in a while haven't we? Midnightlight vs. Quantum Crayons Result: Midnightlight takes it with the triple rolling suplex. Match #3 - Friendship Heavenator vs. kalonZombie Result: kalonZombie pins Heavenator Match #4 - Can Fred beat Rath? Probably. Dr. Rath vs. Frederick Hope Result: Fred taps out of a sleeper hold, Rath wins. Match #5 - Womens tag match? Why the hell not? Pvt Scott and Diana Brando vs Divine Coffee Binge and Eeevil Result: Pvt. Scott pins both John Cena and DCB Match #6 - WWE Title Bout! He made it to the main event, what a guy! Junpei Hyde (c) vs. Zore Result: Zore is a true hero. Match #0 - King of Kings Dr. Rath vs. Triple Haven Result: Triple H gets pinned by the Sledgehammer. And then he gets pinned again by Rath.
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Feb 6, 2016 23:50
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 My train? MY TRAIN?!? Right... I'm calling you out, Rath, and I've been informed by the Union that this time, I'm allowed to win. For my Train. For the Million Dollar Belt that will allow me to finally write my name on the Earth, proving ownership.But most importantly of all? For showing who's the real moustache twirler here! AhahahaaAhahahahahaMUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! I mean, seriously, what kind of sicko steals my drat train?
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Feb 6, 2016 23:57
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06.02.2016 - Sledgehammer - Lotus Punts False Warlord's rear end Recommendations: Midnightlight vs. QC and Dr. Rath vs. Triple H. Also Junpei vs. Zore.
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Feb 7, 2016 13:29
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Goddamn, looks like Freddie's star is on the descent. IGgy, did you ever boost Freddie's stats? And if not do you think you could now (Not that it's likely to matter)
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Feb 7, 2016 17:27
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Of course I didn't. Fred doesn't need it. He still had the best title reign. And I finally remember to post Wrestling isn't Wrestling. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYvMOf3hsGA It's worth it, trust me.
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Feb 7, 2016 17:39
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Feb 7, 2016 20:31
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I always believed in you Zore. From best of the worst to best of the best, what a long way to go. 
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Feb 7, 2016 21:26
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I literally just made this up for tomorrow. Match #1 - Buscus Brawl: Guess RWE lost 100% of his matches (one) Big Sexy Owl vs. Rather Watch Them Match #2 - Last Man Standing Sterv vs. Yeezus Match #3 - I guess Palpy pissed somebody off again. Galen Marek, Face and Dash Rendar vs. Emperor Palpatine Match #4 - Triple Threat Rath vs. JamieTheD vs. anilEhilated Match #5 - One on One! Grim Darkflame vs. BunBun Match #6 - Elimination Chamber - For a CHANCE at becoming No. 1 Contenders Punchy vs. Loki vs. Junpei vs. Fruitsniffer vs. Boob Marley vs. Gryph Hammer Match #0 - One on One with the Great one ??? vs. The Rock The #1 Contender will be decided in a six way elimination match next week. Five of the participants have been decided for outstanding achievements, mostly recently, in LPFWA. - Rath as made a good showing last week, winning two matches, one of which against Triple H to decide who the real King of Kings is. - Midnightlight has also had a very great match against QC, the first LPFWA champion and one of the longest reigning ones. - Zore has defeated Junpei in a Ladder match for the WWE title. - Immortan Joe is both the longest reigning Tag Team champion ever as well as the guy who defended it by himself once. - Sterv won the LPFWA Championship tournament in a great match against Loki. - The final contestant will be the winner of this Elimination Chamber. The Contestants of which have been decided by how I was feeling at the time. Don't ask. It's not important anyway. IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Feb 13, 2016 |
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Feb 12, 2016 22:31
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The buscus is Big Scary Owl by the way.
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Feb 12, 2016 22:36
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I have no idea why are you pairing me off with these villains. I'm an idealist goddamnit! With a taste for rabbit!
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That's right, Double May Care fucked around with this message at 05:47 on Feb 13, 2016 |
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Feb 12, 2016 23:33
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Looks like ORA66 finally worked up the courage to turf Palpatine now that he's been out of stripped of his power. Good riddance.
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Feb 12, 2016 23:43
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Junpei Hyde posted:The buscus is Big Scary Owl by the way. gently caress E: Don't expect me to keep up with my own show, dude. poo poo's hard.
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IGgy IGsen posted:Match #6 - Elimination Chamber - For a CHANCE at becoming No. 1 Contenders Sweet, I got a match. Get ready for some intense hugging action, peeps. I think it's safe to say that we all already know who's getting that chance at becoming No. 1 Contender. 
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Feb 13, 2016 03:17
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Hugs gotta win!
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Feb 13, 2016 08:09
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Boob Marley knows his way around a hug, I assure you. One time I had a simulated ppv in career mode or whatever, and boob had both belts. He defended the both of them including winning the elimination chamber in one night. Man he had such good streaks before LPFWA...
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*Aboard The Outrider, an incoming call is received by Dash's co-pilot, Leebo, and his business partner, Guri* Hello? Who's this? Galen Marek? What do you want? Who is it? No, I haven't seen Dash. No, I--(it's Galen Marek and that Face guy is with him)--so what exactly do you need? Tell them we don't sell to traitors Look, last I saw Dash he was headed to a bar. (Yeah, but, see, DashCo isn't doing very well--anilEhilated is the only person still buying our shoddy gear) No, no, it was over a month ago, I swear we haven't seen him. Well, what do they want? Look, look, hold on, what do you want? If you wanna buy something you can buy through us. Dash isn't here, but we deliver. Well? Uh. Okay. Uh huh. Right, hold on. (They're saying that Dash has a match. It's a 3v1. Dash, Face, and Galen are gonna give Emperor Palpatine a beat-down). Hmm. Well, that WOULD be satisfying. Tell you what. If they buy our clearance stock, I'll dig up Dash--wherever he got to. Okay, well, I think we can make that work. A little quid pro quo, though. We've got some prime custom order gear here. The fella who ordered it never came to pick up, so it has to go. You take it off our hands, we'll deliver Dash to you. Well? Nope, it's the only way. Yeah, well, you can tell Face that name-calling is a sign of deep-seated insecurity. Yeah. Yup. Okay. Yeah, sure, sure, cheque is fine. Okay, great. It's a done deal. We'll deliver you Dash once it clears. Yup. Pleasure doing business with you. *click* Good news? Galen's dipping into his savings fund. Good. The whole wrestling venture has been a bust. We need to move on if we want to go back to making a profit. We have to find Dash, now. That shouldn't take long. He can stay and do his wrestleman thing, but we're leaving. Hey, no complaints here. Good. Let's go, we have a delivery to make.
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Feb 13, 2016 18:24
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Hi! LPFWA will start in roughly 15 minutes over at http://www.hitbox.tv/IGgy Be there!!! IGgy IGsen posted:Match #1 - Buscus Brawl: Guess RWE lost 100% of his matches (one)
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Feb 13, 2016 21:47
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Oh right... LPFWA 13.02.2016 - Insert Episode Title Here Here.
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Feb 14, 2016 20:36
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I'm contractually obligated to ask, so... "Where's Rendar?"
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Feb 14, 2016 21:08
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Welp, looks like I actually won that match. See y'all at the No. 1 Contenders match, suckers!
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Woo, I won the match! But it sucks that I don't get a belt!
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*Aboard the Outrider, Leebo, Dash's long-suffering droid, awaits news of his master when Guri, ex-body guard of Xizor, a human replica droid, and Dash's current business partner, arrives,* Any news? Nothing. Did you find him, at least? I meant "nothing". He's been seen at a bunch of the local dives, drinking heavily, but every lead had gone cold. So you're saying he didn't show up to his match. Nope. There are a bunch of messages and missed calls on the comms--a bunch of them from Face and Galen. There's a few from IGgy, as well. Delete them. Hey, where are you going? I'm leaving. I'm taking the Outrunner and getting out of here. You can stay here with the Outrider and wait for Dash, if you want, but this company is failing and I plan to stop it. What about our customers here on the moon? Customer. Keep the stock and make what you can off of anilEhilated. See you can fleece Jobbo_Fett with some gear, while you're at it. I'm gonna keep the business running elsewhere and we'll need the start-up cash. Okay, what do I do if Dash shows up? Who cares. Oh, okay. See you. Goodbye. Huh. Welp. Wonder where Dash is.
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I gave it a good shot. Would have made it too, if it wasn't for Bland Evil over there. I mean, even though I'm angry, what with the whole theft thing... I mean, my train? Even so, Rath, I will easily admit, has style. But... A bathrobe? That's not villain style, that's "Henchman who thinks he's got a shot at the Big Leagues"... ...Hrm, speaking of which... I need to get a bit more buff, and quickly. A wheelchair's a villain fashion statement, sure, but... [wince] I'm not sure my spine can take much more. Oh, well, at least I haven't had spam from that other fashion impaired rear end... Wonder where he's got to?
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So, this Saturday the Penultimate LPFWA will happen. We have a ton of multi man matches to determine #1 Contenderes. #1 BNF against some Jobber BNF vs. Oblivion###### #2 No. 1 Contender Match for Co-Comm Title, Fatal Four Way represented by one member each Simsmagic representing Cat & Food (other Half: Sterv) Stichez representing ORAnime (other half: Loki) anilEhilated representing Anime Haters (other half: Gryph) IGgy represeting Team Dark Souls (other half: BNF) #3 No. 1 Contender for LP Superstar Title - 3 Man Elimination Punchy vs. Nuffkins vs. Frosty The Dragon #4 No. 1 Contender Match for the Kawaii Title - Triple Threat DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Eeevil vs. BunBun #5 No. 1 Contender match for the LPFWA Tile - 6 Man Elimination - And Black's Title match for whoever pins Joe. Rath vs. Midnightlight vs. Zore vs. Immortan Joe vs. Sterv vs. Fruitsniffer #6 Buscus Brawl - Four Way Big Scary Owl vs. Loser of the No. 1 Contender Matches for LPFWA, Superstar and Co-Comm titles. One on One with the Great One Somebody we still gotta figure out vs. The Rock
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Feb 19, 2016 21:10
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IGgy IGsen posted:#4 No. 1 Contender Match for the Kawaii Title - Triple Threat Remember to fix BunBun's entrance! Or not, but you can't say I didn't remind you this time.
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Feb 19, 2016 21:13
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All right, the commentary group is dead. So we're gonna do this next week instead. Hopefully people will have time then. So seeya next week for the final regular LPFWA followed by.... uh.... Lpfwamania. Yeah. Good name. I'm gonna go with that.
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I'm saying this way too early, but I really hope LPFWA returns in the future, because I just came up with an awesome gimmick and somehow there's a perfect theme for it too. (also reminder about music!)
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Today, we intend to actually do LPFWA. So... uh... just a heads up in case you care.Zanzibar Ham posted:(also reminder about music!)
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All right! Starting in 15-ish minutes. http://www.hitbox.tv/IGgy Be there! This is the penultimate episode of the homoerotic goon fight club! We're going to determine all of the #1 Contenders in various multi-man matches. And we will have our final Buscus Match as the main event! That's right, the jobbers get the spotlight today! #1 BNF against some Jobber BNF vs. Oblivion###### #2 No. 1 Contender Match for Co-Comm Title, Fatal Four Way represented by one member each Simsmagic representing Cat & Food (other Half: Sterv) Stichez representing ORAnime (other half: Loki) anilEhilated representing Anime Haters (other half: Gryph) IGgy represeting Team Dark Souls (other half: BNF) #3 No. 1 Contender for LP Superstar Title - 3 Man Elimination Punchy vs. Nuffkins vs. Frosty The Dragon #4 No. 1 Contender Match for the Kawaii Title - Triple Threat DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Eeevil vs. BunBun #5 No. 1 Contender match for the LPFWA Tile - 6 Man Elimination - And Black's Title match for whoever pins Joe. Rath vs. Midnightlight vs. Zore vs. Immortan Joe vs. Sterv vs. Fruitsniffer #6 Buscus Brawl - Four Way Big Scary Owl vs. Loser of the No. 1 Contender Matches for LPFWA, Superstar and Co-Comm titles. One on One with the Great One Somebody we still gotta figure out vs. The Rock
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RESULTS! #1 BNF against some Jobber BNF vs. Oblivion###### Result: NOT CANON, NOT IN MY FAN FICTION! #2 No. 1 Contender Match for Co-Comm Title, Fatal Four Way represented by one member each Simsmagic representing Cat & Food (other Half: Sterv) Stichez representing ORAnime (other half: Loki) anilEhilated representing Anime Haters (other half: Gryph) IGgy represeting Team Dark Souls (other half: BNF) Result: Stichez got out first, dunno how. anil got eliminated second. Lastly, Simsmagic gets the win against IGgy #3 No. 1 Contender for LP Superstar Title - 4 Man Elimination Punchy vs. Nuffkins vs. Frosty The Dragon (vs. Jones) Results: Punchy gets eliminated first. Nuffkins wins! #4 No. 1 Contender Match for the Kawaii Title - Triple Threat DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Eeevil vs. BunBun Result: Eeevil pins DCB #5 No. 1 Contender match for the LPFWA Tile - 6 Man Elimination - And Black's Title match for whoever pins Joe. Rath vs. Midnightlight vs. Zore vs. Immortan Joe vs. Sterv vs. Fruitsniffer Result: Joe got eliminated first, what the gently caress? Or was it Zore? Chat says it was Joe. Zore was eliminated second. Fruity was out next. What the hell? Midnightlight, why did you do this you loving dick? Next up Sterv was pinned by Rath. Then Rath pins Midnightlight! Rath is Black's Champion once more. #6 Buscus Brawl - Four Way Big Scary Owl vs. Stichez vs. Punchy vs. Immortan Joe Result: Immortan Joe is a Master Tactitian (tm) and Suplexes Owl through the burning table while Punchy and Stichez have an intense hugging session. #0 One on One with the Great one The Rock vs. Immortan Joe Result: Joe got screwed.
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Feb 27, 2016 23:57
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IGgy IGsen posted:#4 No. 1 Contender Match for the Kawaii Title - Triple Threat As it begins, so too must it end.
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Feb 28, 2016 02:27
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27.02.2016 - Screwjob There, last regular show. Next show will be the final one. Dunno what'll happen yet. But it will be called Lpfwamania, because. We determined the ones who'll be competing for the titles today but the rest of the matches still has to be determined, though, we have some ideas. It will not necessarily be next week or on a saturday (probably will be, though) If there's still people who wont to let me know they want to see stuff you can. I just can't guarantee that I can still consider it if I'm too far into making the final show already.
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Feb 28, 2016 17:59
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I'd like to see Heavenator and Yeezus against Anilhilated and Jobbo Fett. Theism vs. Atheism.
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Feb 28, 2016 18:17
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Did DCB seriously get pinned off a random clothesline? I didn't even know that could happen.
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EDIT: Nevermind, I just checked the OP. Oh well, I've got one I'm saving for next week anyway.
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Eeevil posted:Did DCB seriously get pinned off a random clothesline? I didn't even know that could happen. Finding new ways to lose since 2015, that's DCB!
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All right. Here's the match card for the final show. I still have to produce most of the final show. Since there's more scenes that have to be edited together it takes a little longer. I'll let you know again once the show is ready to happen. Match #1 - First match, I guess. Rather Watch Them vs. Schir  What?! Me? On the greatest show ever? And it's not even the Main Event? And I'm up against some... jobber who can't even job right? Tch... I'll make him job right.Match #2 - Suplexing the Immortal Aurora vs. Diana Brando  Heh, you may be an invincible immortal anime vampire but do you think you can stand against the Auroraplex SX? SX is pronounced Sex.Match #3 - Match for the evil championship? (It's not actually a title but you know how those guys are, right?) JamieTheD vs. Rath  You took my train. I'll take your life.Match #4 - Junpei said something bad about Pizza in an anime once. Frosty the Dragon and BFC vs. Junpei  But guys! I really like pizza! I especially like your pizza! Why you gotta be so mean? I don't even have a partner!Match #5 - Co-comm Championship Match. Face and Zanzibar Ham vs. Cat and Food  Sterv will punch them in the dick. Simsmagic must rewind this perfect moment forever.Match #6 - LP Superstar Championship Match Pomp vs. Nuffkins  I'm human!Match #7 - Kawaii Championship Match Bonette (c) vs. Eeevil  How is it that I'M always the one who gets title shots? Weird.Match #8 - LPFWA Championship Match Pyroi (c) vs. Dr. Rath  Did I ever tell you about the time I fought god in a knife fight and then Satan came to congratulate me and I made him tap with my torture rack? Yeah, fighting Jamie and Pyroi in one night should be doable.Match #9 - 20 Minute Iron Man match to determine the greatest former champ. Frederick Hope vs. Flamander  W-O-R-M! WORM!Match #0 - No chance! IGgy IGsen vs. Vince McMahon  What the gently caress? Who booked this poo poo?!
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