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Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Metapod posted:

He carries one of these around

https://youtu.be/crfGXmxJ1vM

Wait, what. That is a thing which actually exists? Dear god.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 17:23

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# ? May 13, 2024 03:40

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Chilichimp posted:

Holy poo poo, none of this is funny anymore.

It's really not, it's more tragic at this point. I legit feel bad for this poor guy. I know that it's mostly his fault and he should have made better life decisions but god drat, man.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 17:24

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

3 DONG HORSE posted:

his diet is so hosed that every poo poo is an emegency

What he should be doing is get, like, a length of flexible pipe and a funnel, you know, like a beer bong, but then funnel it into a litter box next to the toilet

# ? Mar 12, 2016 01:47

say no to bats: Aug 15, 2001; Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree

So Howard Stern used an EDP soundboard on a phony phone call this week. No credit is given to the source besides "Crazy Eagles fan" but those of us who have listened to him over the years (only because Eagles fans have been posting him on here for a few years) will recognize the voice.

# ? Mar 12, 2016 04:48

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

Of course this would be the featured video on his youtube:

:nws:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APP9lqLssCI

:nws:

# ? Mar 12, 2016 05:12

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

#pornlife101

presented by: eatdatpussy445

first words spoken:

"I'VE BEEN IN THE PORN GAME FOR TEN loving YEARS"

I love life sometimes

# ? Mar 12, 2016 05:20

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Ross Angeles posted:

Also he's a little bitch who can't handle a shot of tequila

Seriouspost if he can't handle a shot he probably has that thing a lot of Asians have where their body can't process it.

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Mar 12, 2016

# ? Mar 12, 2016 05:39

Oil!: Nov 5, 2008; Der's e'rl in dem der hills!; Ham Wrangler

computer parts posted:

Of course this would be the featured video on his youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APP9lqLssCI

Ah yes, the lesser known concurring opinion in Jacobellis v. Ohio, "It Ain't Porn, If She Ain't Fuckin!!"

# ? Mar 12, 2016 05:58

whatis: Jun 6, 2012

i wish EDP health and wellness in the exceedingly short amount of time he has left to live

# ? Mar 12, 2016 18:21

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVIMubi1ElM

EDP dropping some history science on fuckers

# ? Mar 12, 2016 18:55

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

I thought that this guy was a super hard Philly guy who you really didn't want to gently caress with and now I find out he's a gigantic virgin who can't handle one shot of alcohol with a terrifying porn addiction and an inability to wipe.

Thanks internet.

# ? Mar 12, 2016 19:04

Regnevelc: Jan 12, 2003; I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

This makes me really sad.

# ? Mar 12, 2016 19:51

NicelyNice: Feb 13, 2004; citrus

kiimo posted:

I thought that this guy was a super hard Philly guy who you really didn't want to gently caress with and now I find out he's a gigantic virgin who can't handle one shot of alcohol with a terrifying porn addiction and an inability to wipe.

Thanks internet.

The journey to understanding EDP that everyone undertakes

Also dude is from Bakersfield, CA

# ? Mar 13, 2016 09:47

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

There is something decidedly Not Hard about Bakersfield. He's a lie.

# ? Mar 13, 2016 19:20

Gyro Zeppeli: Jul 19, 2012; sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Like, if he was from Philly, he'd at least just be a big ol' homer.

Instead he's a homer from a team 3000 miles away.

(eatdatpot445, my name is Hijo Del Kettle)

# ? Mar 13, 2016 19:40

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

kiimo posted:

I thought that this guy was a super hard Philly guy who you really didn't want to gently caress with

How did you ever think this

# ? Mar 14, 2016 17:58

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

*guy gets winded walking up five steps*

man you don't want to mess with him

# ? Mar 14, 2016 19:20

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

NC-17 posted:

*guy gets winded walking up five steps*

man you don't want to mess with him

Look man, sometimes you can't find a few flights of stairs to get between yourself and an infuriated meat golem.

# ? Mar 14, 2016 19:32

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

*name is eatdatpussy445*

*has never eaten pussy*

# ? Mar 14, 2016 21:39

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

*name is eatdatpussy445*

*has never eaten pussy*

the law of the internet is that if you name yourself after an illicit activity you have never done it or are a babyhead it

weedlord420 - smoked once and it was a bunch of stems
darkkiller666 - cries in gym class
pussysmasher69 - virgin

# ? Mar 14, 2016 21:42