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Jive One
Sep 11, 2001

Hopefully we can get a Clinton-Sanders ticket, the unstoppable democratic force.

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Because she's a politician and everyone hates politicians.

it has nothing to do with her vagina?

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Fojar38 posted:

any good meltdowns from the ycs sanders thread

I'm my own personal meltdown but I'm just annoyed mostly

I expected something like this would happen, as much as I tried to be optimistic

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Jive One posted:

Hopefully we can get a Clinton-Sanders ticket, the unstoppable democratic force.

It gonna be Liz Warren

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe

Airborne Viking posted:

I'm a dirty foreigner. Why does everyone hate Hillary?

He got Vile Rat killed to protect the dominance of US currency in North Africa.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
If you are a naturalized american citizen and you vote for donald trump. I hate you

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
dont worry i already confessed in the EN thread that i dont vote lol

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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EvilJoven posted:

He got Vile Rat killed to protect the dominance of US currency in North Africa.

so you should vote for her if you support killing goons?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

If you are a naturalized american citizen and you vote for donald trump. I hate you

My friend is voting for him because he thinks it's funny when ppl get mad at what he says and wants to see 4 years of it.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

EvilJoven posted:

He got Vile Rat killed to protect the dominance of US currency in North Africa.

I thought after eight congressional hearings they still concluded that Hillary wasn't couldn't prove Hillary was responsible for Benghazi?

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Airborne Viking posted:

I'm a dirty foreigner. Why does everyone hate Hillary?

because she's a corporate whore who lies to the people

but she's still better than trump

also she panders a lot, especially with women

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i love when hiliary does up her southern down-home accent when speaking in the south. its so choice

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
When Hillary wins it means sexism is over

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Hector Beerlioz posted:

When Hillary wins it means sexism is over

Indeed, just how Obama ended racism.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

satanic splash-back posted:

the democratic elite will choose hillary because they know you and every dumb bitch like you will vote for her anyway

I'm sure this country is stupid enough to elect a woman just for the novelty of it. Never mind her criminal past in real estate and the fact that her husband and co-conspirator destroyed international politics and their only contribution to this country was temporary cheap energy based on a volitile foreign relations policy and getting a hummer from some fat Asian skank or some poo poo. Bunch of pseudo-neoliberalism bullshit that never truly gave back to society while our energy advantage and surplus got pissed away on a wartime economy. Hillary is as big of a crook as Bill, and they are basically as far right as republicans anyways. They make sanders look like a communist by comparison, when he's just a pandering leftist himself that would let a republican congress walk all over him.

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
Been or bust bro! Or pick trump and watch our country become a complete shithole even faster than before

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

JiveHonky posted:

im voting trump because i recognise him from the tv

I'm voting trump because the staff at his mansions adore him and respect him enough to tell him that:

1. He's good at golf
2. His hair looks great
3. He doesn't, AT ALL, look like a fat orange baby.
4. Eating your steak cooked over well done is totally normal and not something a lovely stupid 6 year old does.

But mostly I'm voting for him because of this quote, which I think is a very good thing:

quote:

In the early years, Mr. Trump’s daughter Ivanka slept in the same children’s suite that Dina Merrill, an actress and a daughter of Mrs. Post, occupied in the 1930s. Mr. Trump liked to tell guests that the nursery rhyme-themed tiles in the room were made by a young Walt Disney.

“You don’t like that, do you?” Mr. Trump would say when he caught Mr. Senecal rolling his eyes. The house historian would protest that it was not true.

“Who cares?” Mr. Trump would respond with a laugh.

Because that's exactly what will make America great again. We need to get rid of all those unapologetically lying politicians and instead elect an unapologetically lying non-politician! Trump will lie to those sneaky Chinese, he'll lie to those rapey mexicans, he'll lie to those poutine guzzling retards up north, he'll lie to women, blacks, everyone! And since he's good at it, everyone will believe him, and then while people aren't looking he can ram through some tax cuts for property developers and the ultra wealthy and since I am actually both of those, this will really help me a lot.

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
I'm a dirty foreigner too and from my uninformed position, she just seems like kind of a bitch.

Remember when the greatest drama in the western world was the US president geting a beejay from some young intern in the oval office?

Those were the days.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Indeed, just how Obama ended racism.

Us guys need to watch out for falling shards when she smashes the glass ceiling like superwoman taking off

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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"im not sexist but there is just something about hillary i dont like, she just seems like a bitch"

naem
May 29, 2011

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I'm sure this country is stupid enough to elect a woman just for the novelty of it. Never mind her criminal past in real estate and the fact that her husband and co-conspirator destroyed international politics and their only contribution to this country was temporary cheap energy based on a volitile foreign relations policy and getting a hummer from some fat Asian skank or some poo poo. Bunch of pseudo-neoliberalism bullshit that never truly gave back to society while our energy advantage and surplus got pissed away on a wartime economy. Hillary is as big of a crook as Bill, and they are basically as far right as republicans anyways. They make sanders look like a communist by comparison, when he's just a pandering leftist himself that would let a republican congress walk all over him.

lol that you think there's a single person running that hasn't ever committed some sort of real estate related crime.

e: wait, wut, Monica was asian?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

JiveHonky posted:

politics, parlitics, parlor tricks

fool me once shame on you, fool me twice dont.. dont get fooled again, dont fool me anymore please

Meet the new boss same as the old boss.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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dont doxx me

Borneo Jimmy
Feb 27, 2007

by Smythe
I was thinking about starting drinking again, and I think this is a good time as ever. What do you guys recommend? I want to stock up before the upcoming economic meltdown forces people to drink Sterno again.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Indeed, just how Obama ended racism.

yeah, we should probably stop fighting each other, but that isn't going to happen

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
Wait until President Trump hears about this thread.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Borneo Jimmy posted:

I was thinking about starting drinking again, and I think this is a good time as ever. What do you guys recommend? I want to stock up before the upcoming economic meltdown forces people to drink Sterno again.

Drink a cosmo for Hillary

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Police Automaton posted:

Wait until President Trump hears about this thread.

he will probably blame it on mexicans

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

This might be a controversial statement but Hill-dog probably won't burn down America and usher in the apocalypse. She probably won't even get elected a second term.

Bimmi
Nov 8, 2009


someday
but not today

satanic splash-back posted:

the democratic elite will choose hillary because they know you and every dumb bitch like you will vote for her anyway

... not me, I live in California so I can safely throw my vote away on a write-in.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

DoctorStrangelove posted:

This might be a controversial statement but Hill-dog probably won't burn down America and usher in the apocalypse. She probably won't even get elected a second term.

real talk, they grabed an unknown from chiago last time. bernie has a good chance

goku im piss
Mar 18, 2005

Your mama was a snowblower

Hector Beerlioz posted:

My friend is voting for him because he thinks it's funny when ppl get mad at what he says and wants to see 4 years of it.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

FrankieGoes posted:

lol that you think there's a single person running that hasn't ever committed some sort of real estate related crime.

e: wait, wut, Monica was asian?

I'm sure they do all that illuminati buttsex poo poo too but I mean hilldawg on some human trafficking level poo poo now. Monica is not Asian? :shrug: Is she on downers or something wtf?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
no one in the party likes hill. they didn't like her last time

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

dad gay. so what posted:

what the hell are you talking about??? it does not

hey guy whats new we never talk anymore

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

There is only 14% of ohio in so far, still a legit chance :pray:

i thought it was a little strange that they called it for hillary when 4% of the vote was in but :shrug:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Re-elect Jimmy Carter

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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bernouts switching to "west coast will save his campaign"

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I'm sure they do all that illuminati buttsex poo poo too but I mean hilldawg on some human trafficking level poo poo now. Monica is not Asian? :shrug: Is she on downers or something wtf?

I thought her eyes were like that just because of all the fat weighing them down.

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