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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Don't forget Mackey, Largent, and Tarkington. Picking one off the o-line at this point is a real Sophie's choice. Orlando Pace maybe?
Do people hate Largent or something? Dude owned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfS0P-xT4cg

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Blarfk
Dec 26, 2003

Flikken posted:

I think your anti rice coalition has fallen and is as relevant as the DPRK.


Lots of noise, but essentially a toddler throwing a tantrum that ran out of energy and needs a nap.

Rice was two votes away as early as two rounds ago. It's only a matter of time before the masses are split between Tarkenton, some Steelers, and another receiver.

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Jerry "Greatest of All Time" Rice is going to add another counting stat to his name and proof of his enduring legacy: the most votes in this game.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

King Hong Kong posted:

Jerry "Greatest of All Time" Rice is going to add another counting stat to his name and proof of his enduring legacy: the most votes in this game.

If it could be balanced perfectly, Rice winning while also reeving the most total votes would be amazing :allears:

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Blarfk posted:

Rice was two votes away as early as two rounds ago. It's only a matter of time before the masses are split between Tarkenton, some Steelers, and another receiver.

Probably going to run out of steelers first.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Where's the list of who's left?

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

NC-17 posted:

Where's the list of who's left?
This is getting posted later when voting opens. The full list and rankings are in the OP as well.

THE REMAINING PLAYERS

Quarterback
Brett Favre
Peyton Manning
Dan Marino
Joe Montana
Warren Moon
Roger Staubach
Fran Tarkenton
Steve Young

Running Back
Marcus Allen
Eric Dickerson
Walter Payton
Barry Sanders
O.J. Simpson

Wide Receiver
Tim Brown
Larry Fitzgerald
Calvin Johnson
Steve Largent
Randy Moss
Terrell Owens
Jerry Rice
Steve Smith, Sr.

Tight End
Antonio Gates
Tony Gonzalez
John Mackey

Offensive Line
Forrest Gregg
John Hannah
Walter Jones
Bruce Matthews
Anthony Munoz
Jonathan Ogden
Jim Otto
Orlando Pace
Art Shell
Gene Upshaw

Defensive Line
Joe Greene
Deacon Jones
Alan Page
Lee Roy Selmon
Bruce Smith
Reggie White

Linebacker
Jack Ham
Ray Lewis
Junior Seau
Mike Singletary
Lawrence Taylor
Derrick Thomas

Secondary
Mel Blount
Ronnie Lott
Ed Reed
Deion Sanders
Charles Woodson
Rod Woodson

No Irish Need Imply fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Mar 26, 2016

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Voting is open.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I will stray only from my hunt for the pelt of Marino if it means a Cowboy being eliminated.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Deacon Jones should go.

Yeah, yeah... you were real great buddy when you were allowed to smash people in the ear hole.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

King Hong Kong posted:

Jerry "Greatest of All Time" Rice is going to add another counting stat to his name and proof of his enduring legacy: the most votes in this game.

Jerry Rice is the football equivalent of Steven King. People keep using numbers to justify them as the greatest of all time, but none of them can put a finger on a single intangible they possess.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Chichevache posted:

Jerry Rice is the football equivalent of Steven King. People keep using numbers to justify them as the greatest of all time, but none of them can put a finger on a single intangible they possess.

He's really good at applying adhesive to his hands

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Chichevache posted:

Jerry Rice is the football equivalent of Steven King. People keep using numbers to justify them as the greatest of all time, but none of them can put a finger on a single intangible they possess.

He really hated his dad.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Who doesn't.





You hear that old man :argh:

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Chichevache posted:

Jerry Rice is the football equivalent of Steven King. People keep using numbers to justify them as the greatest of all time, but none of them can put a finger on a single intangible they possess.

Motor.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
i don't think immaculate route running and the best hands in the history of the game are intangibles necessarily

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Goodbye to #52: Joe Greene



Discussion for #51 is now open.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Staubach/Tarkenton, Dickerson/Allen, Johnson/Brown/Largent/Fitzgerald/Smith, Mackey, Shell/Pace, Jones, Ham, Blount, jerry rice

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
For your consideration Ronnie Lott is Very Good but not worthy of the title.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Cavauro posted:

Staubach/Tarkenton, Dickerson/Allen, Johnson/Brown/Largent/Fitzgerald/Smith, Mackey, Shell/Pace, Jones, Ham, Blount, jerry rice
I agree with this list. I would be ok with Tarkenton/Dickerson/D.Jones going next.

TubeStank posted:

For your consideration Ronnie Lott is Very Good but not worthy of the title.
This is false.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.
Time to vote out Jack Ham, imo.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I'm for Derrick Thomas or seau.

Blarfk
Dec 26, 2003

Blarfk posted:

everyone please join my in voting for jerry rice so we don't just spend the next six months counting down to him

Please don't make me quote this in the end of summer in a "told ya so" celebration of the most boring and pointless competition to ever be held

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Blarfk posted:

Please don't make me quote this in the end of summer in a "told ya so" celebration of the most boring and pointless competition to ever be held

Honestly I don't even feel like voting anymore, because the ending of this story is already known and the plot isn't compelling enough to keep me entertained. :geno: Can I just be kept as a vote against Rice in perpetuity, so that I can just come back in two months when it's all done?

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I'm pretty confidant a lineman wins it all, because goons.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Eifert Posting posted:

I'm pretty confidant a lineman wins it all, because goons.

You're a terrible confidant.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Blarfk posted:

Please don't make me quote this in the end of summer in a "told ya so" celebration of the most boring and pointless competition to ever be held

Whine more, you little bitch baby.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Whine more, you little bitch baby.

Challenge accepted.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
The Jerry Rice club got greedy early. If they waited between 40 and 20, he'd be gone. Plus pissing off the Marino contingent backfired. This is Risk and your land is being lost.

Blarfk
Dec 26, 2003

Atticus Finch posted:

This is Risk and your land is being lost.

But now we're in Australia, holding up and biding our time for Asia to be split so we can swoop through

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Atticus Finch posted:

The Jerry Rice club got greedy early. If they waited between 40 and 20, he'd be gone. Plus pissing off the Marino contingent backfired. This is Risk and your land is being lost.

It won't matter because Marino is going to lose when it counts, like always

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Voting is open.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

You heartless son of a bitch

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
This Ronnie Lott contingent is bad.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Chichevache posted:

You heartless son of a bitch

Volkerball posted:

I'm for Derrick Thomas or seau.

Just following orders

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Chichevache posted:

You heartless son of a bitch

Do you know else is heartless?



















































































Junior Seau

TyroneGoldstein
Mar 30, 2005
Ronnie needs to win. He was the safety.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Who the gently caress is Jack Ham?

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

NC-17 posted:

Who the gently caress is Jack Ham?

A Steeler

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Say no more.

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