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FactsAreUseless posted:Pat is an rear end in a top hat but at the same time, kind of a dick. And yet he shows up immediately when Ray sees the Magreaux dog and is down to sit session with the dirtiest dudes in town. He is an rear end in a top hat, but he is a good friend! Not the mayor!
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Well, the Magreaux was a serious situation so you know Pat was all up in that. Never did see Pat's sister though. Or her new husband that ray boned
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Mar 24, 2016 17:07
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Cloks posted:Pat is a taint. And the rest of the cast is his Reaper.
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Mar 24, 2016 18:48
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Pat is such a dick that it's actually hard for me to dislike him. It's just like "Oh, that Pat!". He's also probably the funniest character to me.
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Mar 24, 2016 21:38
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Pat is bad because Pat is the kind of rear end in a top hat you run into every day. He's not a serial killer, he's not some weird rear end haunted factory owner, or a billionaire with a grudge, he's just a massive rear end in a top hat with terible opinions who shares them at the drop of a hat. Everyone knows a Pat.
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Mar 24, 2016 22:01
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Pat's brief foray into swing dancing was a master stroke for the character and a real loss for anyone who doesn't read the blogs
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Mar 24, 2016 23:03
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Pat's blogs are the best blogs. And some of the best Achewood material overall, really.
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Mar 25, 2016 00:02
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The way his initial enthusiasm for whatever terrible new idea he's come up with so quickly turns into frustration and then misplaced rage is just fantastic. Hopefully now that he's scored some dude-pussy things are going better for him.
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Mar 25, 2016 02:01
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Pat is surprisingly nice in the cook book, and his recipes are the most accessible, too.
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Mar 25, 2016 02:25
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Mar 25, 2016 10:07
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Cloks posted:Pat is a taint. Speaking of taint,  NEW STRIP .
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Eel hovercraft posted:Speaking of taint, I never knew how much I needed the phrase "dreamy bounce-a-dime taint-tone" in my life until now 
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Mar 25, 2016 12:24
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Tarranon posted:(what?) Are you confused by someone having a toilet cam? You are probably too old, daddy-o, it's the new thing.
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Mar 25, 2016 13:34
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http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=11262008 re: toilet cams, looks like Ray never did figure out where that came from...
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Eel hovercraft posted:Speaking of taint, The last Achewood. It could be interpreted as a message to us to stop wishing the good old days were still around 
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Mar 25, 2016 15:19
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I wish to gently caress he'd fix the blurry text.
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Mar 25, 2016 16:37
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I would rather rub cream I ordered from the Internet onto my taint than interact in any way with a Mumford Son, honestly.
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Mar 25, 2016 17:46
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"Half a pillowcase" is a pretty good term for a really bad taint.
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Mar 25, 2016 20:59
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Loco taint is the one that's sideways.
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Mar 25, 2016 22:57
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Ray's toilet cam is too far away to give the viewer an accurate picture of the taint situation.
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Haschel Cedricson posted:Ray's toilet cam is too far away to give the viewer an accurate picture of the taint situation. That's not a toilet cam, that's just a camera picture of someone on the toilet. Lyle even comments on "actual toilet cams" later.
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How does taint cream stack up against dog penis medicine as a sandwich spread?
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Mar 26, 2016 05:44
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I am glad that Achewood has such rich and rewarding lore surrounding toilet cams.
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Eel hovercraft posted:I am glad that Achewood has such rich and rewarding lore surrounding toilet cams.  Showbiz really is the worst, but the follow-up with Beef getting rid of him (and then the rest of the terrible family appearing in the police blotter) was so great
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Mar 26, 2016 13:12
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 The small bear is being unreasonable because he wants to show off.
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Mar 26, 2016 13:22
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It is amazing how badly Teodor screwed up that job. And I bet he still cashed that check.
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Lurdiak posted:It is amazing how badly Teodor screwed up that job. And I bet he still cashed that check. Imagine what the next few weeks of your life would be like if Ray gave you a check and you didn't cash it.
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prefect posted:
I remember when the comments section was still active one guy went into detail on each of those dishes - basically none of them even worked, they all had clashing ingredients and would have been unappetizing to anyone of any palate. Teodor fucks up everything he touches.
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Mar 26, 2016 19:32
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Pastry of the Year posted:Imagine what the next few weeks of your life would be like if Ray gave you a check and you didn't cash it. Just trip after trip to the Alpo Bar.
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Pastry of the Year posted:Imagine what the next few weeks of your life would be like if Ray gave you a check and you didn't cash it. Ray used the original Dewey Beats Truman newspaper to package salsa that he sent next-day down the street. He forgot he wrote that check before he finished signing it.
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Pastry of the Year posted:Imagine what the next few weeks of your life would be like if Ray gave you a check and you didn't cash it. Ray doesn't strike me as someone who keeps a close eye on his finances.
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Mar 27, 2016 05:50
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 That is not a shameful tattoo, although I don't know about putting it on a forearm.
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Mar 27, 2016 17:24
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Should have got "Ice Cream Headache ".
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BizarroAzrael posted:Should have got "Ice Cream Headache ". That's more of a bicep tattoo.
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Mar 27, 2016 23:28
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Talking about how Teodor resents Ray reminded me of the strip where T was mocking Ray over the phone, saying how he doesn't go anywhere unless theres mad sluts up in and "Chocolate love, ya'll"
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Johnny Aztec posted:Talking about how Teodor resents Ray reminded me of the strip where T was mocking Ray over the phone, saying how he doesn't go anywhere unless theres mad sluts up in and "Chocolate love, ya'll" And the sentence that came directly before it, "Hode on, I got to tip the little Panama boy what vacuums my dropped gerunds out the bottom of the Escalade.".
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Speaking of Pat, this is my favorite Pat strip. It's like Gravitas Shortfall said, Pat's a relatable character. I know like three people who would get this heated about compost or whatever their Thing was. http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01312010
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In all fairness, Ray is asinine.
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As follows "the organic grocery budget is the new Catholic indulgence" is one of the most important statements to be made in the salad days of the 2010s
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