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Keep Autism Wired
Feb 22, 2009

Kristen Schaal Lub Club

ChrisHansen posted:

When are light up shoes going to make a comeback?

how hard can they be to make at home?

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Keep Autism Wired posted:

adults shan't do any a thing which a child does

The Finer Arts › ADTRW (145 users browsing)

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'm afraid of being teased by my peers

pussy

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Because not too long ago velcro shoes for adults were associated with the retarded.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
gently caress velcro shoes. where the hell are the velcro fly jeans?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Tricky D posted:

gently caress velcro shoes. where the hell are the velcro fly jeans?

the worst part of the '90s

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Tricky D posted:

gently caress velcro shoes. where the hell are the velcro fly jeans?

these are a thing

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

the worst part of the '90s


ChairmanMeow posted:

these are a thing

a quick google search has confirmed the existance of this thing that my misplaced faith in humanity assumed would not be

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Hector Beerlioz posted:

The Finer Arts › ADTRW (145 users browsing)

:boom:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Tricky D posted:

a quick google search has confirmed the existance of this thing that my misplaced faith in humanity assumed would not be

sorry dude.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Because learning to tie your shoes is a rite of passage for the next stage of maturity like learning to read. It's shameful to wear Velcro shoes just like it's shameful to never read.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
If you're an adult and you make your own living and you pay for your own place to live and you pay for your own food and you want to wear velcro shoes then more power to you. That's your decision. gently caress the haters.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gnarlyhotep posted:

If you're an adult and you make your own living and you pay for your own place to live and you pay for your own food and you want to wear velcro shoes then more power to you. That's your decision. gently caress the haters.

i want to fight them

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

You could also go those shoe laces that curl up like a pigs tail at the end so you don't have to tie them.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
One day this oppression will end

roomforthetuna
Mar 22, 2005

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
Invent shoes with velcro that has fake tied-laces on top so nobody can tell, become a millionaire.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i wear velcro shoes bc they are left over from when i was in the hospital and everyone thinks im really cool

Ben Murphy
Sep 9, 2001

I like him in spite of the fact that he's not me.
yeah but then how are you going to do that thing where you throw a pair of laced together sneakers over a power line???

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

you can wear velcro shoes OP, but the rest of your outfit better be kinda cool and you also better be decent looking

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Give Pat a Job posted:

Yes and they have claimed all the best fashion for themselves. First velcro shoes, then helmets, then Jeff Dunham t-shirts. What's next I wonder?

tea party membership and voting for donald "dolan" trump

too easy

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Fonzarelli posted:

you can wear velcro shoes OP, but the rest of your outfit better be kinda cool and you also better be decent looking

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Fonzarelli posted:

you can wear velcro shoes OP, but the rest of your outfit better be kinda cool and you also better be decent looking

EXACTLY

He is the architect of his look

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Keep Autism Wired posted:

how hard can they be to make at home?

Very carefully.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Fonzarelli posted:

you can wear velcro shoes OP, but the rest of your outfit better be kinda cool and you also better be decent looking

We might have a problem here...i dress plainly and am unremarkable looking

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

nooneofconsequence posted:

A couple of the pairs of Vibram Fivefingers I own have velcro and they're pretty cool.

didn't they recall those coz it hosed it people's feet?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

We might have a problem here...i dress plainly and am unremarkable looking

I wear jeans and a t-shirt most of the time

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


I am Toni Lippi posted:

Because not too long ago velcro shoes for adults were associated with the retarded.

not too long ago?

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Hector Beerlioz posted:

We might have a problem here...i dress plainly and am unremarkable looking

yeah thats the problem, you'll just look like you don't wanna tie your shoes

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Fonzarelli posted:

yeah thats the problem, you'll just look like you don't wanna tie your shoes

Hey, it would be true

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Fonzarelli posted:

yeah thats the problem, you'll just look like you don't wanna tie your shoes

Or maybe that you have a superior shoe-clamping technology. Get over yourself Fonzarelli

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gnarlyhotep posted:

Or maybe that you have a superior shoe-clamping technology. Get over yourself Fonzarelli

tie your loving shoes gnarly

roomforthetuna
Mar 22, 2005

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

roomforthetuna posted:

Invent shoes with velcro that has fake tied-laces on top so nobody can tell, become a millionaire.
And the cheaper, more convenient version, velcro flaps with tied shoelaces just drawn on top.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

roomforthetuna posted:

Invent shoes with velcro that has fake tied-laces on top so nobody can tell, become a millionaire.

Nike already did, pics on page 1

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Hector Beerlioz posted:

We might have a problem here...i dress plainly and am unremarkable looking

Then it's already over bring on the sweatpants and jail shoes

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
in county jail they used to sell all white velcro shoes for 19.99. you cant hang yourself or garrote your cellie with velcro!:eng101:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

the great deceiver posted:

in county jail they used to sell all white velcro shoes for 19.99. you cant hang yourself or garrote your cellie with velcro!:eng101:

Are they for sale to the public?

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Are they for sale to the public?

i know you're kidding but yes they are

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
also you can buy these for the goon on the go

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

the great deceiver posted:

i know you're kidding but yes they are

nice

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

the great deceiver posted:

i know you're kidding but yes they are

Hold up, the host of the Price is Right also owns a prison supply business?

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