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Apr 3, 2016 10:55
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I'm getting my nosehairs waxed today of course. Anyone else also getting their nose hairs waxed today?
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Apr 3, 2016 11:52
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getting an oil change
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Apr 3, 2016 12:03
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that poo poo makes my eyes water
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Apr 3, 2016 13:55
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I don't recommend following the chain of related videos from this.
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Apr 3, 2016 13:58
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if you hover the cursor over the "quote" button and align the pointer finger with the "U" in quote so it covers the bottom half of the letter it looks like its a crazy foreign language its fun try it i found this out when i was wondering if i should empty quote the last post or not. well
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Apr 3, 2016 14:01
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This morning I learned that blackheads can get really loving big. Like so big that it looks like the removal of a musket ball. Thanks amityville anus!
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Apr 3, 2016 14:05
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And what's the deal with random eyebrow hairs growing 3 times longer than the rest ?! Get your poo poo together you dumb body
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Apr 3, 2016 15:54
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King of Bees posted:I'm getting my nosehairs waxed today of course. Anyone else also getting their nose hairs waxed today? No, but my barber has stated trimming mine. Didn't even ask, just started doing it one day.
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Apr 3, 2016 16:28
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bongwizzard posted:No, but my barber has stated trimming mine. Didn't even ask, just started doing it one day. take the hint... girl chat female hairdressers go "so, we doing those eyebrows today?" ChairmanMeow fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Apr 3, 2016 |
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Apr 3, 2016 16:46
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ChairmanMeow posted:take the hint... I noticed the occasional wild hair that I would pluck, but nothing that would constitute getting the trimmers all up in there. In any case he's a very good barber so I will trust his judgment.
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Apr 3, 2016 17:26
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Wait.. There people who frequent Barber shops who have the gall.. GALL... to post here itt? This is no place for children.  if you're not buzzing your own head/face with a hair clipper from Walgreens.. Well then I just don't know what to tell you
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Apr 3, 2016 17:44
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Oh why yes allow me to prance down to the hair stylist and pay him 50 dollars to give me the "ross"
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Apr 3, 2016 17:46
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i do a light soak with high proof spirits and flash burn it all off
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Apr 3, 2016 17:46
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8 track betamax posted:Wait.. There people who frequent Barber shops who have the gall.. GALL... to post here itt? This is no place for children. Can't look like a dapper add man from the 60's that way though 
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Apr 3, 2016 17:53
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I'm Italian, I make my own hair gel/grease.
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Apr 3, 2016 17:55
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Decebal posted:Can't look like a dapper add man from the 60's that way though Why would I want to look like damper Dan when I could look like an unhinged killer instead?
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Apr 3, 2016 17:57
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8 track betamax posted:Why would I want to look like damper Dan when I could look like an unhinged killer instead? They're both valid expressions of masculinity ! You can also do violence and look good at the same time ; the adult way of doing things
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Apr 3, 2016 17:58
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8 track betamax posted:Wait.. There people who frequent Barber shops who have the gall.. GALL... to post here itt? This is no place for children. my barber is a lady, she gives me a lovely cut for only £9.50
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Apr 3, 2016 17:59
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I'm cheap enough with barbers that choosing between them is basically deciding what part of the haircut I will have to do on my own after I get back home
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Apr 3, 2016 18:03
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I go to a barber because I can't trim my beard in a mirror without loving it up, and no way am I going to try to take a straight razor to my own head to get it all bald and smooth. They also keep a bottle of ouzo and some shot glasses out around the holidays, it really makes my before work haircuts a lot more exciting.
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Apr 3, 2016 18:10
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bongwizzard posted:I go to a barber because I can't trim my beard in a mirror without loving it up, and no way am I going to try to take a straight razor to my own head to get it all bald and smooth. Well flannel my wayfarers
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Apr 3, 2016 18:11
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My beard is like iron and I own 5 different kinds of razors.
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Apr 3, 2016 18:13
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The ladythread is spying on us. Someone replace the "NO GIRLZ ALLOWED!" sign on TT.
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Apr 3, 2016 18:14
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I paid 11 dollars last time, showed the haircut woman a picture I have in Evernote called "haircut" where I am not smiling, and I made her gimme a rinse at the end. When I lived in NYC I was in a Chinatown and if the little gay Chinaman wasn't in my haircut place I'd check tomorrow because all the ladies would leave a ton of bulk on the sides of my head and after two of those I'd look like Mao.
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Apr 3, 2016 18:17
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Maoist Pussy posted:My beard is like iron and I own 5 different kinds of razors. I liked that "I'm an attorney" fakepost you made last night MP
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Apr 3, 2016 18:17
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Sheep-Goats posted:Well flannel my wayfarers I do wear a little bit a flannel in the winter, but my sunglasses are seven dollar knockoffs all the loving way. 30 bucks every two weeks is a low price to pay for looking so good.
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Apr 3, 2016 18:24
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bongwizzard posted:I do wear a little bit a flannel in the winter, but my sunglasses are seven dollar knockoffs all the loving way. 30 bucks every two weeks is a low price to pay for looking so good. lol
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Apr 3, 2016 18:35
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I've been re-watching some Breaking Bad recently and the writers really made Jesse into the biggest whiner ever. You claim to be a player, yet cry at the slightest hint of violence. They didn't liked Skyler either cuz she's such a bitch right now to poor Walt 
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Apr 3, 2016 18:36
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King of Bees posted:I'm getting my nosehairs waxed today of course. Anyone else also getting their nose hairs waxed today? god drat that sounds painful as gently caress. it hurts plenty when i just pluck the long ones sticking out my nostrils. I'm imagining them wiping wax on the inside of your nostril then sticking in like a tampon on an oversized qtip, letting the wax harden then just "RRRRRRRIP!" I'd rather just use the nose hair trimmer once a week to be honest and pull out the occasional one that still shows. [e] also those nose hairs are doing gods work of preventing bad poo poo from going into your lungs..... wouldn't removing them be bad for you?!? lady that cuts my hair one day was like whelp, we need to deal with that eyebrow, and she waxed in between my eyebrows... it didn't hurt much and i didn't have a unibrow but it looks nicer and cleaner now. And like.. the hair doesn't grow their much anymore and i haven't had to have it waxed after the first few times really. Wendigee fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Apr 3, 2016 |
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VendaGoat posted:The ladythread is spying on us. I told Chairman Meow she could come in here and read posts and reply with tangentially related lady things and she nodded and then I said IF I can do the same in the lady thread and she said "Eh... Can't promise you that."
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Apr 3, 2016 18:40
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Men are allowed to be pretty too dude, it's 2016.
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Decebal posted:I've been re-watching some Breaking Bad recently and the writers really made Jesse into the biggest whiner ever. You claim to be a player, yet cry at the slightest hint of violence. Skyler is a really low quality wife and bad person.
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bongwizzard posted:Men are allowed to be pretty too dude, it's 2016. lol
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Sheep-Goats posted:I told Chairman Meow she could come in here and read posts and reply with tangentially related lady things and she nodded and then I said IF I can do the same in the lady thread and she said "Eh... Can't promise you that." Typical.
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Apr 3, 2016 18:44
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Guys I can't decide if I'm awesome or have a problem... I go through a 30 pack or so a week.
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8 track betamax posted:Oh why yes allow me to prance down to the hair stylist and pay him 50 dollars to give me the "ross" I pay like 25 bucks and its way nicer than if I used a god drat clipper. That look works for you, you rugged sexy amalgamation of 8tracks and beta maxes, but we are not all so naturally handsome.
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tater_salad posted:Guys I can't decide if I'm awesome or have a problem... You're chemically dependent on alcohol but hey so long as you're not a whiner / talking about your right to be manpretty / putting your finger into all the jelly doughnuts to mark them as yours idgaf
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tater_salad posted:Guys I can't decide if I'm awesome or have a problem... just switch to loving whiskey already.
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