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Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

i post poo poo like a jazz man hits keys

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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
welcome to new orleans

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
lieutenant bad. so what

George Sex - REAL
Dec 1, 2005

Bisssssssexual
People posted less in old GBS and that might have had something to do with the average quality of posts. The forum moved just as fast but I think it was because there was a greater diversity of posters. Also people put effort into the funny things they wrote. Some of the most popular threads were people posting serialized accounts of something fantastical that happened in their life, short stories, elaborate photoshop threads, when photoshop was considered a skill. But that's not what is cool and also funny now. Twitter is cool and also funny and that's kind of what new GBS reminds me of.

Also that was maybe half of the forum. The other half were discussions of topics bordering on serious and we still have those and they looked about the same but with more grammar.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I don't remember GBS ever being "good" (whatever that even means) but I remember it being far less tedious to read in 2004 or thereabouts than it was right before 1.0 got nuked

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
people do that stuff now too. youd know this if you didnt spend all your time posting about video gsmes

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
my first thread i ever made was about how i set myself on fire and almost died

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I don't remember GBS ever being "good" (whatever that even means) but I remember it being far less tedious to read in 2004 or thereabouts than it was right before 1.0 got nuked

a lot of people have forgotten this, mainly qcs regulars and franco

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

my first thread was about eating pussy but i shouldve known better than raise that topic with goons and it failed

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

Dorkopotamis posted:

People posted less in old GBS and that might have had something to do with the average quality of posts. The forum moved just as fast but I think it was because there was a greater diversity of posters. Also people put effort into the funny things they wrote.

90% of all jokes in oldgbs were garbage puns that plagued the first 4 pages of every RSS news thread, at which point they petered out and the thread blossomed into a competition to see who could be the most pedantic and outraged person in the entire world. once the thread became completely unreadable by the general population, all that was left was 3-4 idiots making the same circular arguments in the format of 1,000-word posts

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
My first thread was about Jackie Chan movies

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I don't remember GBS ever being "good" (whatever that even means) but I remember it being far less tedious to read in 2004 or thereabouts than it was right before 1.0 got nuked

we used to make jokes

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

My first thread was about Jackie Chan movies

Jackie Chan movies are awesome

George Sex - REAL
Dec 1, 2005

Bisssssssexual

Enfield posted:

my first thread i ever made was about how i set myself on fire and almost died

That was probably your last good post.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Jackie Chan movies are awesome

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Enfield posted:

my first thread i ever made was about how i set myself on fire and almost died

ah cool..... ur av....it all hit me ..like 6th sense

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Vargs posted:

90% of all jokes in oldgbs were garbage puns that plagued the first 4 pages of every RSS news thread, at which point they petered out and the thread blossomed into a competition to see who could be the most pedantic and outraged person in the entire world. once the thread became completely unreadable by the general population, all that was left was 3-4 idiots making the same circular arguments in the format of 1,000-word posts

uhhhh...tl;dr


:smuggo:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Vargs posted:

90% of all jokes in oldgbs were garbage puns that plagued the first 4 pages of every RSS news thread, at which point they petered out and the thread blossomed into a competition to see who could be the most pedantic and outraged person in the entire world. once the thread became completely unreadable by the general population, all that was left was 3-4 idiots making the same circular arguments in the format of 1,000-word posts

Yeah this sounds about right

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

ArbitraryC posted:

Even when there were no rules mods never seemed to like megathreads. tbh it's not something I ever understood, if people are posting regularly and not breaking the rules why stop them but I think the general explanation is something along the lines of them being too insular.

I guess that would make sense. Though I wish some of the other forums users would speak up here in GBS without lurking. Here in the new GBS you can actually say stuff within reason without being afraid of zealous mods. Big reason I like the change.

This also means other people have the freedom to come to GBS to tell us how much the gibbis sucks without getting probated. Ingrates :colbert:

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Vargs posted:

90% of all jokes in oldgbs were garbage puns that plagued the first 4 pages of every RSS news thread, at which point they petered out and the thread blossomed into a competition to see who could be the most pedantic and outraged person in the entire world. once the thread became completely unreadable by the general population, all that was left was 3-4 idiots making the same circular arguments in the format of 1,000-word posts
looks like you'll never be the head of a major corporation

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

ppl are just as wary of gbs now as they used to be but for different reasons. instead of the threat of probation over a comma splice, now if youre a poo poo youll get called a poo poo and you gotta nut up or shut up. or just keep on, whatever

this is obviously unacceptable to a lot of something awful posters

George Sex - REAL
Dec 1, 2005

Bisssssssexual
This thread is a reminder to just be.

You know?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dorkopotamis posted:

That was probably your last good post.

actually all my posts are divine blessings ding dong

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Hell yeah buddy

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I know that the whole "your posting is bad/stop posting" is the new hotness right now, but it's just the usual first post chaff in threads. Those babies need to :justpost:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
10 minutes ago we had steve joba, johhny cash amd bob hope

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

kiss my rear end gbs

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
welcome to silicon valley

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I dunno I like it when not too many post in GBS. Gives the shitposts some time to breathe

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Vargs posted:

90% of all jokes in oldgbs were garbage puns that plagued the first 4 pages of every RSS news thread, at which point they petered out and the thread blossomed into a competition to see who could be the most pedantic and outraged person in the entire world. once the thread became completely unreadable by the general population, all that was left was 3-4 idiots making the same circular arguments in the format of 1,000-word posts

this is 100% accurate

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Hell i cant remember gbs 10.0

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

ppl are just as wary of gbs now as they used to be but for different reasons. instead of the threat of probation over a comma splice, now if youre a poo poo youll get called a poo poo and you gotta nut up or shut up. or just keep on, whatever

this is obviously unacceptable to a lot of something awful posters
eh it's part that but also part

Dorkopotamis posted:

The current trend of internet humor is loving weak and mired in a too-cool-to-care tone that is tired and boring. The lovely thing about trying is that if you try and fail, that feels bad.

I can think of a bunch of gold threads in old gbs like that dude who worked at an expensive hotel and had some amazing but probably fake stories about his life that people would certainly spend more time making GBS threads on nowadays as stdh than simply enjoying the solid writing. When a lot of the social jockeying on this forum revolves around making fun of other people it's no surprise no one wants to stick their neck out.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

this is 100% accurate

When's the last time you saw a good story thread because I remember there being at least 1 active at pretty much all times in old gbs, closest I've seen in recent times was probably isaac's moonshine thread

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I don't know I think the Porn Thread Producer thread reached its climax once someone found his penis and people started making fun of how weird it looked

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
helldump flushed a lot of horrible turds off the forums but it also made everyone a lot more hateful towards each other in general

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Ive still got my disgusting "dominos value range pizza liquor" plan

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

yea the porn thread delivered on a few different levels

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

helldump flushed a lot of horrible turds off the forums but it also made everyone a lot more hateful towards each other in general

no doubt. its prob better off gone though, still

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
How come if youre a porn producer you can post your dick in gbs but i cant

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Isaac posted:

How come if youre a porn producer you can post your dick in gbs but i cant

i think they just found his dick. you should post your dick somewhere elese and encourage people to look for it

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