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Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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I wasn't going to vote for him, but he seems like a cool dude now

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The Biscuit
Jul 2, 2007
Half of everything is luck.
lol if you would vote for someone who doesn't know to use a burner phone.

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

Zorodius posted:

I wasn't going to vote for him, but he seems like a cool dude now

don't worry, i'm sure the others like to gently caress prostitutes too.

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Drink Cheerwine posted:

nato has been obsolete for 25 years. europeans seem to think they dont need militaries these days- that's cool, but they cant borrow ours anymore

this is basically USA saying "ok I know we had a car sharing deal a few decades back but you see I've just bought 100 new Lamborghinis and I don't want us to be on uneven ground so why can't you just get one or two Lamborghinis too"

sad thing is this works as Norway is now committed to buying 50 brand new flying bricks AKA F-35s

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Microwaves Mom posted:

imagine he goes in for a deep wet kiss and theres a tonsil stone (essentially a concentrated booger on his lip.)

big honkin tonsillolith* just chillin on his lip ready to break in half an fill your nose with the stench of two corpses doin doggy



*cool name for tonsil stone

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

ymgve posted:

this is basically USA saying "ok I know we had a car sharing deal a few decades back but you see I've just bought 100 new Lamborghinis and I don't want us to be on uneven ground so why can't you just get one or two Lamborghinis too"

sad thing is this works as Norway is now committed to buying 50 brand new flying bricks AKA F-35s

Wait so is the F35 a Lamborghini or a flying brick? Your post is all over the place.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
F35s are as expensive as Lambos but fly like bricks. Still probably better then what they're using now.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I don't believe that the F35 actually flies like a brick. We have very good aeronautical engineers in this country, please have some respect.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
why are you guys talking about f35s or whatever? what is that?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

notZaar posted:

I don't believe that the F35 actually flies like a brick. We have very good aeronautical engineers in this country, please have some respect.

we have such good engineers that we can get a brick to fly, but not very well

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



dad gay. so what posted:

why are you guys talking about f35s or whatever? what is that?

It is a plane that cost us 7.2 quintillion dollars to develop but it isn't a very good plane.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Groverplane

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Teddly Cruz won big in Wisconsin so looks like nobody cares that he likes to touch strange women on the boobs.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

notZaar posted:

Teddly Cruz won big in Wisconsin so looks like nobody cares that he likes to touch strange women on the boobs.

this is really disappointing

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Skeleton Ape posted:

It is a plane that cost us 7.2 quintillion dollars to develop but it isn't a very good plane.

i think its a great plane, or as tony the tiger would say theyre grrrrrRRRRREAT!

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Drink Cheerwine posted:

nato has been obsolete for 25 years. europeans seem to think they dont need militaries these days- that's cool, but they cant borrow ours anymore

it's not obsolete if Putin is scheming

do you really want a revived Russian Empire marching into Paris? he sounds like enough of a nationalist to reestablish it.

also he's been screwing around in Crimea and other places so he is a threat

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

dad gay. so what posted:

i think its a great plane, or as tony the tiger would say theyre grrrrrRRRRREAT!

i remember learnin about the ggggggrrrrreat planes in school. the Midwest sucks as much as cruiz imo, not very great

or as t.t.t. would say not very GGGGGRRRRRRRRRREAAATTTTT

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
The world's coolest plane is the F-15I Ra'am Strike.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

notZaar posted:

The world's coolest plane is the F-15I Ra'am Strike.

How can you be so wrong?

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

That Robot posted:

do you really want a revived Russian Empire marching into Paris?

If Paris doesn't want to be Russian, then let them fight the Russians off.

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.
How did Ted Cruz bonerchat become planechat?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Nice science project nerd, call me after it bombs the poo poo out of America's enemies for decades with no combat losses.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I will murder Ted crux

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Captain Yossarian posted:

I will murder Ted crux

i am pretty sure that some plucky kids will ruin his dark ritual to become master of the world, resulting in satans giant hand dragging him through a pentagram into hell. so, why bother?

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Captain Yossarian posted:

I will murder Tez Crud

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Captain Yossarian posted:

I will murder Ted crux

You think you can outwit the Zodiac Killer?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I will eat the heart of the Zodiac Killer and absorb his cryptographic skills.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

That Robot posted:

it's not obsolete if Putin is scheming

do you really want a revived Russian Empire marching into Paris? he sounds like enough of a nationalist to reestablish it.

also he's been screwing around in Crimea and other places so he is a threat

i don't give a poo poo about gay paree, but that's not exactly a realistic threat. the euros have literally never pulled their weight in nato, so it's not like they give a poo poo either. crimea, south ossetia, these places are not us national interests and irrelevant to our security. if the russians want to have a regional sphere of influence again that's their prerogative. if the euros have a problem with that, they can have a go at playing world police. maybe deploy the world's moral superpower to check russian aspirations, idk.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

blugu64 posted:

If Paris doesn't want to be Russian, then let them fight the Russians off.

I guess they could build a wall, not that it helped them that much the last time.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

Kung Food posted:

I guess they could build a wall, not that it helped them that much the last time.

They should have built a bigger wall.

And made the illegals pay for it!

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Kung Food posted:

I guess they could build a wall, not that it helped them that much the last time.

If Trump had built that wall, it would've been amazing, you wouldn't be able to believe it, it would have stopped the Blitzkrieg in its tracks!

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
This is why we need to legalize the sex industry and mainstream it just so we can eventually obscure it under the guise of some sort of medically recognized 'therapy' and it's covered by HIPAA.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Kung Food posted:

I guess they could build a wall, not that it helped them that much the last time.

paris' walls worked really well historically.... theyre kind of famous for it....

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
why would public figures order their naughty whatevers through a centralized service? like one that everyone uses?

why wouldnt you just go to backpage or whatever and contact someone who's willing to sign an NDA?

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



LegoPirateNinja posted:

why would public figures order their naughty whatevers through a centralized service? like one that everyone uses?

why wouldnt you just go to backpage or whatever and contact someone who's willing to sign an NDA?

Lol an NDA

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
nude dis-clothes-ure agreement

divx
Aug 21, 2005

Microwaves Mom posted:

imagine he goes in for a deep wet kiss and theres a tonsil stone (essentially a concentrated booger on his lip.)

imagine him whispering "im gonna eat your pussy like a booger" into some poor hookers ear.

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
imagine if your job was to have sex with things like the ted cruz how would you not just want to eat a bullet every hour of the day

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

The Rage posted:

Lol an NDA

is that not standard practice for celebrities who pay for it

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Mr. Unlucky posted:

imagine if your job was to have sex with things like the ted cruz how would you not just want to eat a bullet every hour of the day

You find ways to numb the pain. Usually through cocaine.

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