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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

geeteeslow posted:

**DALY UPDATE** Went to the Major Rager last night downtown Augusta, Umphrey's played a hell of a set. Pretty sure someone slipped John Daly a bad Ecstasy pill/MDMA. Ol' boy was sweating down, let me tell ya. Will try to retrieve pics from someone's phone ASAP
lol

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

geeteeslow posted:

**DALY UPDATE** Went to the Major Rager last night downtown Augusta, Umphrey's played a hell of a set. Pretty sure someone slipped John Daly a bad Ecstasy pill/MDMA. Ol' boy was sweating down, let me tell ya. Will try to retrieve pics from someone's phone ASAP

Yesss

thebushcommander
Apr 16, 2004
HAY
GUYS
MAKE
ME A
FUNNY,
I'M TOO
STUPID
TO DO
IT BY
MYSELF
Sergio making his signature friday afternoon move into the top 5 before the inevitable Saturday poo poo show.

Cut is at +4 which seems funny for some reason. Have a look at some of these dudes that are +19 :D

thebushcommander fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Apr 8, 2016

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Hot take: McIlroy is a massive bottler

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug
:siren: SERGIO! :spain: :siren: don't blow it on the back 9 DOUBLE gently caress HE DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH THE front

J-SPIETH not messing around (birdies 1) :clint:

Keyser_Soze fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Apr 8, 2016

Kameh
Apr 27, 2004

Resident Sergio Apologist
CHAMPION
gently caress.

gently caress.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Kameh posted:

gently caress.

gently caress.
Sergio gonna Sergio.

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~

Kameh posted:

gently caress.

gently caress.

thebushcommander
Apr 16, 2004
HAY
GUYS
MAKE
ME A
FUNNY,
I'M TOO
STUPID
TO DO
IT BY
MYSELF
They need to put this featured group crap on Speef, I can't stand watching these guys suck it up anymore.

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
Poulter: *swings, drops club, hands behind back* Welp, where's this one going to land?

thebushcommander
Apr 16, 2004
HAY
GUYS
MAKE
ME A
FUNNY,
I'M TOO
STUPID
TO DO
IT BY
MYSELF
I kind of want to see Dechambeau go on a hot birdie streak and get into second place or someting, he's only 2 back from that anyway lol

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy
Sergio really messing with my mojo here.

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~

Presto posted:

Poulter: *swings, drops club, hands behind back* Welp, where's this one going to land?

His tournament prep consisted of watching tape of me golfing apparently.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
commentator just called some white guy 'a native of south africa'

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~

RideTheSpiral posted:

commentator just called some white guy 'a native of south africa'

I mean, there are white people born in South Africa.

thebushcommander
Apr 16, 2004
HAY
GUYS
MAKE
ME A
FUNNY,
I'M TOO
STUPID
TO DO
IT BY
MYSELF

RideTheSpiral posted:

commentator just called some white guy 'a native of south africa'

So? Pretty sure a lot of South Africans are white, at least all the ones I know are. They're basically british.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


RideTheSpiral posted:

commentator just called some white guy 'a native of south africa'
Literally every South African golfer you've ever heard of is white.

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~

Josh Lyman posted:

Literally every South African golfer you've ever heard of is white.

https://www.google.com/search?q=fam...mobile&ie=UTF-8

Yeppppp

DoctaFun
Dec 12, 2005

Dammit Francis!
Haha right, and next you're going to tell me that there are black people from France. GTFO of here guys.

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.
I work in a South African restaurant in Houston. Literally every South African person I've ever met (a lot!) has been white.

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy

Josh Lyman posted:

Literally every South African golfer you've ever heard of is white.


I'd follow a golfer named Cobra.

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~
If Poulter points any further right he's gonna pull something. Jesus Ian get your timing back.

thebushcommander
Apr 16, 2004
HAY
GUYS
MAKE
ME A
FUNNY,
I'M TOO
STUPID
TO DO
IT BY
MYSELF

Bill Barber posted:



I'd follow a golfer named Cobra.

The previous point stands, because who the gently caress is that?

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
apparently it is not common knowledge that 'native' is often used for non-white indigenous inhabitants of a colonial territory and is therefore an amusing and strange choice of words to specifically apply to a white african

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~

RideTheSpiral posted:

apparently it is not common knowledge that 'native' is often used for non-white indigenous inhabitants of a colonial territory and is therefore an amusing and strange choice of words to specifically apply to a white african

I guess I just don't see the world through that lens.

thebushcommander
Apr 16, 2004
HAY
GUYS
MAKE
ME A
FUNNY,
I'M TOO
STUPID
TO DO
IT BY
MYSELF
Bubba....'let's see, I have 190 to the pin...yeah, I'll go with this 8 iron and try to murder it.....poo poo, should have used a normal 7, drat it."

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Is the course just playing ridiculously difficult today? Seems like no one is under par

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy

thebushcommander posted:

The previous point stands, because who the gently caress is that?
That's the Cobra man. Don't gently caress with the Cobra.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

straight up brolic posted:

Is the course just playing ridiculously difficult today? Seems like no one is under par


seems so but also it seems they have left the fringes quite long and balls are staying up that shouldnt

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.
South Africa was settled by a lot of different people. Portuguese, Dutch, French, British, And Indian people all settled there throughout the years so you're gonna get a lot of different foods and flavors from there. Also you'll inevitably have people who are white or black or Indian looking that have South African accents because they ARE South African.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

thebushcommander posted:

The previous point stands, because who the gently caress is that?

james bongami 'the cobra' kamte

thebushcommander
Apr 16, 2004
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Bill Barber posted:

That's the Cobra man. Don't gently caress with the Cobra.

It would be cool if he got the nickname from having a hobby as a snake charmer or something

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

According to the tracker Spieth just hit his second shot on three within two feet of the pin :vince:

Daric
Dec 23, 2007

Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.

straight up brolic posted:

Is the course just playing ridiculously difficult today? Seems like no one is under par

What do you mean no one is under? My boy P. Reed is sitting at 2 under for the day!

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

straight up brolic posted:

According to the tracker Spieth just hit his second shot on three within two feet of the pin :vince:


i, for one, am glad we get to watch bubba hacking it around rather enduring that high quality golf

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

straight up brolic posted:

According to the tracker Spieth just hit his second shot on three within two feet of the pin :vince:

That is insane

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
Everybody in these featured groups has the look of a man who just wants to get the gently caress off the course and into the bar.

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~

Presto posted:

Everybody in these featured groups has the look of a man who just wants to get the gently caress off the course and into the bar.

Kuchar needs a nice glass of milk. Chocolate.

thebushcommander
Apr 16, 2004
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lol

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Unknownmass
Nov 3, 2007
Can the featured group just change to Spieth already.

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