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Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



  1. A tattoo indicating a particular year sucked. What?
  2. Attempted shovel beating. Also what?

Explain yourselves, I've read hundreds of oblique references to these things but I wasn't around to experience the drama firsthand.

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Skeleton Ape posted:

  1. A tattoo indicating a particular year sucked. What?
  2. Attempted shovel beating. Also what?

Explain yourselves, I've read hundreds of oblique references to these things but I wasn't around to experience the drama firsthand.

im going to make an rpg maker game about it, should clear everything up

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Skeleton Ape posted:

  1. A tattoo indicating a particular year sucked. What?
  2. Attempted shovel beating. Also what?

Explain yourselves, I've read hundreds of oblique references to these things but I wasn't around to experience the drama firsthand.

I think some scrawny white dude made up a story about killing a guy with a shovel and a bunch of gullible nerds believed him. He also has a dumb tattoo.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
"hioz Sucked"

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i am also a user of forums, so in that, we find common ground

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Saint Isaias Boner posted:

im going to make an rpg maker game about it, should clear everything up

Good, I'll make the wiki

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010
Does he really make music? I'd like to hear it. Wonder if maybe he'll make an industrial album and just sample the sound of a shovel hitting poo poo over and over, mixed with the ringing of a convenience store cash register

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

PinkoBastard posted:

Does he really make music? I'd like to hear it. Wonder if maybe he'll make an industrial album and just sample the sound of a shovel hitting poo poo over and over, mixed with the ringing of a convenience store cash register

interspersed with the occasional "snap" of a camera taking illicit photos of the customers for later posting

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"
If I ever saw Windows 98 in real life I would snap his glasses in half and push him in the mud.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Volume posted:

Allegedly one of the disabled gambling addicts he was exploting

lol what the gently caress

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i don't keep up up on GBS regulars, i need someone to explain that remark because that sounds like a hilarious backstory

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

interspersed with the occasional "snap" of a camera taking illicit photos of the customers for later posting

Ya I'd also accept distorted samples from German dungeon porn, which would be industrial as gently caress

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

PinkoBastard posted:

Ya I'd also accept distorted samples from German dungeon porn, which would be industrial as gently caress

lol he claimed he downloaded it on accident

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

windows98 is a poor poster and a remarkably lovely human being. we have a month-long vacation from him and youre spoiling it by talking about him

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Big man shittalking the probee when they can't respond.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

lol what the gently caress

He made a thread about his gas station job, took photos of his customers in an attempt to be funny.

These customers were senior citizens living off of welfare and disability. They spent most of their money on scratch offs.

Despite that Windows worked a full time job with overtime and lives with his girlfriend who has her own income, He convinced his customers that he was poor so they started feeding him with their disability checks.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Big man shittalking the probee when they can't respond.

falun bong how has no one bought you an avatar yet - you're more of a brown noise poster than white and you need gigantic red warning text to notify other posters like a sex offender living near schools


VVVV Like this dumb rear end in a top hat who thinks bragging about shovel murder is cool VVVV

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Apr 13, 2016

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
isn't that the guy that goons make fun of for being a man and beating the poo poo out of the guy who hosed his girl instead of burying the pain deep inside and masking it with internet irony?

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010

AugmentedVision posted:

isn't that the guy that goons make fun of for being a man and beating the poo poo out of the guy who hosed his girl instead of burying the pain deep inside and masking it with internet irony?

I have nothing against him personally, but I will say that if your wife/gf fucks someone else it's really on her, not the guy.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

i also think it sucks that you joined the forums, but not enough to get a tattoo

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Volume posted:

Despite that Windows worked a full time job with overtime and lives with his girlfriend who has her own income, He convinced his customers that he was poor so they started feeding him with their disability checks.
i thought it was part-time and he went to Uni?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

symbolic posted:

i thought it was part-time and he went to Uni?

don't worry about volume. he's an idiot

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

PinkoBastard posted:

I have nothing against him personally, but I will say that if your wife/gf fucks someone else it's really on her, not the guy.

go back to /r/redpill

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010

AugmentedVision posted:

go back to /r/redpill

I'm not an MRA. Say it's a homosexual relationship, for instance, it's on your partner who decided to gently caress somebody else, not the random who hosed them.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

i thought it was part-time and he went to Uni?

That's the best part. He was hired on as part time but his boss immediately smelled the bitch on him and piled more and more hours while Windows just bent over and took it.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


AugmentedVision posted:

go back to /r/redpill

red text proves correct yet again

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

MiracleWhale posted:

red text proves correct yet again

gbs is good

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Yes, and Windows98 is an integral part of it. God bless

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

MiracleWhale posted:

red text proves correct yet again

ten bux well spent, thanks whoever

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
i heard windows 98 hates puppies, like really loving hates them

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I heard windows 98 got a puppy but leaves it by itself all day to make it depressed. On purpose.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

:yikes:

this is certainly a thread

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


ROFLburger posted:

:yikes:

this is certainly a thread

not without windows 98 it's not :qq:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
thought this was going to be about shovel murder, voted 3

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
actually, windows 98 at least tries to contribute to gbs by posting actual substance, more than can be said about most of you chucklefucks

not to say that he'll make a good mod, mind you (it's enough to see how genesplicer does it to understand that good posting and good modding are two entirely different things)

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

AugmentedVision posted:

go back to /r/redpill

Ahahaha oh mam the internet has browbeaten so many men into being betas.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

H.H posted:

actually, windows 98 at least tries to contribute to gbs by posting actual substance, more than can be said about most of you chucklefucks

not to say that he'll make a good mod, mind you (it's enough to see how genesplicer does it to understand that good posting and good modding are two entirely different things)

That's true, heres a picture of where it all goes down



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I heard windows 98 has contributed to at least 4 hate crimes in the st louis area.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Drad_Bert posted:

That's true, heres a picture of where it all goes down



minimalist program alt found. mods?!

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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
tags for "Windows98": BAZINGA, big fan of golden things, especially showers, dick slammer, http://i.imgur.com/RuyFIzD.png, http://imgur.com/eGQ4f50, http://rs1img.memecdn.com/gay-spiderman_fb_238429.jpg, http://www.geekologie.com/2010/04/05/dragon-man-7.jpg, huge CBT fan, itty bitty mousepad committee, jake, sickfuck, The Golden God, thinker, triggered by healthy relationship advice, windows 93, yardcore ...

tags for "Windows98": "Don't gently caress with me bitch", con el windows no se juega, http://goo.gl/grhIX0, probably doesn't know who Dickskull is, proc> I don't have a pic he held his phone up to his webcam to show tinychat a picture of him loving his ex, self-tagger scumfuck, superior burrito tastes, the Conquisador of IKEA, tonged, victim of piss rape, Violent Autist who keeps no knowledge of Hodor ...

tags for "Windows98": a goo poster, a picky rear end eater, a shameful nigga, actually a dog irl, Banned from the Gardening Section of Home Depot, cut off an ambulance, has a spider man blog, http://i.imgur.com/zjoQQ2X.png, https://i.imgur.com/dkYpJne.png, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX9NDmuSJwA, jabroni mark, likes ice dildos, Not allowed near gardening tools, puttin' piggies in blankets, tumblr advocate, tumblr user ...

tags for "Windows98": Banned from the Gardening Section of Home Depot, BAZINGA, blanket agitator, dead, dick slammer, got owned by the PC police, http://www.geekologie.com/2010/04/05/dragon-man-7.jpg, itty bitty mousepad committee, proc> I don't have a pic he held his phone up to his webcam to show tinychat a picture of him loving his ex, superior burrito tastes, tumblr advocate, ð??? BEEP BEEP BITCH ð??¸ ...

tags for "Windows98": a picky rear end eater, BAZINGA, blanket agitator, cut off an ambulance, dead, http://goo.gl/grhIX0, http://i.imgur.com/RuyFIzD.png, http://rs1img.memecdn.com/gay-spiderman_fb_238429.jpg, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX9NDmuSJwA, likes ice dildos, Not allowed near gardening tools, superior burrito tastes, thinker, tonged, Violent Autist who keeps no knowledge of Hodor, ð??? BEEP BEEP BITCH ð??¸ ...

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