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Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

Ork of Fiction posted:

Is there anything essentially Japanese in character about the story or ppl in it?

I saw the animated movie like 20 years ago, so I don't remember it as being culturally Japanese beyond the fact that Japanese ppl made it.

Yes.

Edit: 90% sure this movie's gonna get poo poo reviews and then immediately be forgotten.

Male Tiers fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Apr 14, 2016

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Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i thought gits was a forum here, like Goons in The Sun.

goons in the sun is an oxymoron because we're all FAT NERDS WHO DON'T LEAVE OUR HOUSES HAHAHAHAH WE'RE PASTY AND HORRIBLE AND HAVE OPINIONS ABOUT ANIME

www
Aug 4, 2010

ill still never forgive them for whitewashing godzilla

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

goons in the sun is an oxymoron because we're all FAT NERDS WHO DON'T LEAVE OUR HOUSES HAHAHAHAH WE'RE PASTY AND HORRIBLE AND HAVE OPINIONS ABOUT ANIME

most posts are lies, even here in god's own gbs.

Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004

Jim Barris posted:

Masamune Shirow once said in an interview that the reason he made Makoto a lesbian was because he did not want to draw man rear end, only lady rear end. He is a porn man deep down at heart.

When you consider that playboy and penthouse were downlow references for his older work, it should be assumed that he has zero problem with living anime scarjo playing the major, it should also be assumed a rar of the most important parts of under the skin contributed to getting his signature somewhere

Companion Cube
Oct 11, 2007

We do what we must because WAAAAAAAAAGH!

The Major's body is supposed to resemble an off-the-rack sexbot, the kind of body which is reasonably fashionable while being easily overlooked compared to obviously militarized cyborgs like her team's heavies. Characters in the fiction remark on how much she resembles a common design of android and in fact criticize her "owner" for going with an older model.
The existence of this thing:

strongly suggests that if Megatech Heavy Industrial did exist to crank out countless identical sexy robot bodies for androids and cyborgs, they would probably look exactly like Scarlett Johansson. Therefore Maj. Kusanagi would too.

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Ork of Fiction posted:

Is there anything essentially Japanese in character about the story or ppl in it?

I saw the animated movie like 20 years ago, so I don't remember it as being culturally Japanese beyond the fact that Japanese ppl made it.

it's essentially neuromancer: the film, so it'd be like setting neuromancer in los angeles instead of Neo-Tokyo/Villa Straylight, smdh

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Ork of Fiction posted:

Is there anything essentially Japanese in character about the story or ppl in it?

I saw the animated movie like 20 years ago, so I don't remember it as being culturally Japanese beyond the fact that Japanese ppl made it.

It's got robots and a strong modern female lead that dresses like a 70's hooker. Who is a robot.

So, yes.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Companion Cube posted:

The Major's body is supposed to resemble an off-the-rack sexbot,

Someone was asking what was so Japanese about it.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i never finished stand alone complex, but i liked the episode where the tank robots talk for 22 minutes. maybe they should just stretch that to 90 min and get drew carey, tim allen et al to voice the kooky murderbots?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Ork of Fiction posted:

Is there anything essentially Japanese in character about the story or ppl in it?

I saw the animated movie like 20 years ago, so I don't remember it as being culturally Japanese beyond the fact that Japanese ppl made it.

the big thing is the setting where everyones brain has been cyberized and there are a bunch of full body cyborgs (brains in an otherwise entirely artificial body) running around. the only distinctly japanese parts are how eagerly the japanese adopted the whole transhuman cyborg dealy. the second season of the anime was much more japan-specific, but it isnt like they will use any of that stuff.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

Applewhite posted:

Actually Dirty Pair should be the next big budget anime.
Yeah, they should, the concept would translate really well into a movie; I think.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i wouldnt mind if they ditched the sexbot aesthetic though. it doesnt really add anything and is just a holdover from shirow's manga. as we have already established, shirow is a creep.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Serious Frolicking posted:

i wouldnt mind if they ditched the sexbot aesthetic though. it doesnt really add anything and is just a holdover from shirow's manga. as we have already established, shirow is a creep.

*sputtering, screaming, jerking*

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i thought gits was a forum here, like Goons in The Sun.

Goons Behind the Sun would be a great name for ADTRW

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Bro Dad posted:

Goons Behind the Sun would be a great name for ADTRW

Being put through torturous experiences to satisfy the cruel urges of a madman sounds more like fitness log cabin to me

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Third Goon From The Sun
*guitar riff*
*French Stewart enters frame, turns head to survey set*
"I'm...gay?"
*laugh track loops six times during 45 second fade to black*

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
And you can't complain when they objectify her because she is literally an object! The perfect movie for nerds.

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

Frankenstyle posted:

There was anger about that? But, Tilda Swinton makes everything better.

:byodood: Orientalism and appropriation! Also, she's NOT ASIAN. :byodood:

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
op i dont care about the lovely anime movie

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Nooner posted:

she is hot and I want to have sex with her

:same:

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i'd be the Ghost in her Shell iykwim

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

no one except people with yellow fever wants to watch an asian lady get leading credits SORRY NO RACIST

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Nooner posted:

she is hot and I want to have sex with her

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
A friend tried to get my to watch Ghost in the Shell once, and after about 15 minutes of people talking about isolation and some laughing man I told him it was irredeemably awful.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Blistex posted:

A friend tried to get my to watch Ghost in the Shell once, and after about 15 minutes of people talking about isolation and some laughing man I told him it was irredeemably awful.

wait, the first episode starts with a violent police raid. the show has a lot of talking about isolation and some laughing man, but it obviously doesnt lead off with that stuff. wtf is wrong with your friend if he thinks loads of exposition with no context is gonna grab anyones interest?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

numberoneposter posted:

no one except people with yellow fever wants to watch an asian lady get leading credits SORRY NO RACIST

uh, if i had "yellow fever" my mouth would water more and i could double-if-not-triple my lewd expressions towards asian honeys.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

the characters in the GITS japanimation look white anyways

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
I for one hope that more anime things get remade by americans because a lot of overall themes and settings in anime are cool like F-14s that turn into battle mechs to fight giant aliens, only the scripts always end up being about defeating the aliens who are actually super evolved descendants of humans with the power of lovely jpop or some other loving nonsense.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015
Wow Hollywood, you couldn't cast a robot-American to play the part? smdh

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

EvilJoven posted:

I for one hope that more anime things get remade by americans because a lot of overall themes and settings in anime are cool like F-14s that turn into battle mechs to fight giant aliens, only the scripts always end up being about defeating the aliens who are actually super evolved descendants of humans with the power of lovely jpop or some other loving nonsense.

Earth SOS was p. good up to that point tho.

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting

The guy who wrote that got really mad at India for liking a cartoon.

quote:

Disney’s Roadside Romeo has opened in India and it’s a huge hit. Let me repeat that: It’s a HUGE HIT. According to a Disney exec, “in its first four days it exceeded the entire Indian gross of The Incredibles.”

This means only one thing. The population of India is clearly not ready yet for animated films. It’s understandable, I mean didn’t they just introduce automobiles into the country last year or something. So here’s my proposal: All animation should be immediately removed from the nation of India. I’ve written a letter outlining the plan.

Dear People of India,

As of tomorrow, anything animated–whether CG, stop-motion, Flash or drawn–will be taken off of your airwaves and out of your theaters. Additionally, any DVDs containing animation can be dumped in useless neighboring countries like Pakistan and Bangladesh. Furthermore, a moratorium will be placed on any animation currently being produced in India. Send your animators home. Trust me, nobody wants to see this crap anyways. As part of your cartoon re-education, all children’s toys based on cartoon characters must be traded in within 72 hours for books about Renaissance painting and storytelling how-tos by Robert McKee. As a goodwill gesture, we will also ship you Richard Williams who will conduct his popular Masterclass in India’s 200 largest cities.

We’ll try the plan for two years. Don’t worry, good ideas like this take time. When the fine people of India feel they’re good and ready to respect the animation art form, I will personally send over a print of One Froggy Evening. If you enjoy that more than you did Roadside Romeo, we’ll send you Dumbo the following month. If you still enjoy Roadside Romeo, we’ll take more drastic measures like defrosting Walt and sending him over to help you see the light. Either way you’ll finally be able to see that your enthusiasm for Roadside Romeo was one huge terrible loving mistake. Don’t feel too bad, even animation-savvy countries make mistakes sometimes.

Do we have a deal India? Let me know when you have a moment. We’ll go to In-n-Out afterwards to celebrate.

Sincerely,

Cartoon Brew
The movie actually flopped in India.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Dr Cheeto posted:

Switching to autistic mode

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i'd be the Ghost in her Shell iykwim

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
Scarlett can't be in GITS unless she gets naked in it. Because for some reason that's how Motoko Kusanagi only uses her camo ability, her outfit has to go first. The original film (and manga possibly) set up a weird establishment for that.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Absolute Lithops posted:

The guy who wrote that got really mad at India for liking a cartoon.

The movie actually flopped in India.

The gently caress is Roadside Romeo?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Absolute Lithops posted:

The guy who wrote that got really mad at India for liking a cartoon.

The movie actually flopped in India.
Heh heh. I want to piss in the mouth of the guy who wrote that.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Junior Jr. posted:

Scarlett can't be in GITS unless she gets naked in it. Because for some reason that's how Motoko Kusanagi only uses her camo ability, her outfit has to go first. The original film (and manga possibly) set up a weird establishment for that.

she might, she was naked in Under the Skin

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

JiveHonky posted:

she might, she was naked in Under the Skin
I liked that movie except it should have just been 2 hours of her turning guys into deflated skin condoms and then cut to credits.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Typecast by that panty movie with Bill Murray

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Chairman Kaga one said in an interview, " Who takes it? Whose cuisine reigns supreme? Also, anime is stupid."

Ughhhhh
, announcer Kenji Fukui would say that YOU HUGE IDIOT

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