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THis is not going how I planned      EDIT: Looks like I get the last laugh though  
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dont actually kill yourself though, instead get some Adirondack chairs and don't mess with whatever that poo poo is
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:I hope you find this insightful. Any goons have any they'd like to add? yeah
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Shaquin posted:dont actually kill yourself though, instead get some Adirondack chairs and don't mess with whatever that poo poo is THey look promising but Im concerned that their lounging position makes them poorly suited for sitting up at a table and eating. C/D?
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Whenever the question is brought up I just hit them with the Robert Downie Jr quote "I developed an allergy. Whenever I drank I would break out in handcuffs." My wife never finds it funny.
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Apr 17, 2016 01:26
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Shaquin posted:nope
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HerraS posted:please dont rwfetencr killing yourself in a threas for heavy drinkers Nobody's referencing anything of the kind: we're here talking about feng shui as an alcohol substitute 
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Apr 17, 2016 01:30
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its no fun drinking around some sour puss sober guy. all of these questions are a subtle way of telling you to join in and have fun or leave
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Apr 17, 2016 01:36
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I smoke too much weed to drink and my physical appearnce confirms this. Easiest way to never get bugged for not drinking.
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11. Hey, you're pretty insightful and creative, you should try writing sometime!
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Enfield posted:im not going to drink that
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did anyone believe #6
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When I drink I have to basically be near a bathroom for the next 6-7 hours straight because it's going to give me the hyper shits for that long. Alcohol and I don't get along.
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lashawna posted:Whenever the question is brought up I just hit them with the Robert Downie Jr quote "I developed an allergy. Whenever I drank I would break out in handcuffs." My wife never finds it funny. THat's pretty good, I'll try and work that into conversation some time  PCOS Bill posted:When I drink I have to basically be near a bathroom for the next 6-7 hours straight because it's going to give me the hyper shits for that long. Alcohol and I don't get along. How many drinks? LIke even one?
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Weed is better
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JiveHonky posted:did anyone believe #6 what was number 6 again?
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:THat's pretty good, I'll try and work that into conversation some time Yes. On the plus side, with this knowledge I will never, ever be constipated.
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SilkyP posted:Weed is better Drug tests bro 
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Drug tests bro 
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You can't trust a man who can't trust himself with a beer imo
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i feel like people who enjoy the bitter taste of beer are liars all in on some big joke about how great craft this and ipa that are
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Rutibex posted:its no fun drinking around some sour puss sober guy. all of these questions are a subtle way of telling you to join in and have fun or leave
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Being an alcoholic is much better than not drinking. You're miserable either way so why not just drink
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Welp, I'm drunk. How's everybody holding up?
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Serviette posted:Welp, I'm drunk. How's everybody holding up? Very good thank you sir. Listenig to soem "Doors" records and reminiscing on my high school days
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Time well spent! 
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HerraS posted:what kibf of casserole do you want one without cig ash on the top this time pls
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Good for you OP for recognizing that you have a problem and finding a way to deal. I don't get people that don't have self-control though. If you don't like something you're doing, just don't do it.
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AA is a cult for manic depressives.
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Qvindtar posted:Good for you OP for recognizing that you have a problem and finding a way to deal. Problem: Solved 
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I will be dead from alcohol-related diseases within the next ten years I think
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Zippy the Bummer posted:I will be dead from alcohol-related diseases within the next ten years I think Not me, I dont think. I drink once a week but I make it count Dr is like, "How much you drink weekly" and I'm like "~10 drinks" and he's like "thats good"
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phasmid posted:AA is a cult for manic depressives. the whole thing about trusting in god because you're not in control seems really foolish because that just gives people who drank themselves retarded due to a lack of self control a convenient excuse to never try working on that thing that they kind of need most of all, self control so instead of learning how to sack up and face the necessity of moderating their own extremes they can only expect at best to switch out a dangerous addition to drink to an annoying and kinda creepy addiction to a grown-rear end handholding cult ive seen it work before tho i mean some people seem really hard-wired to need SOME addiction so yeah might as well get them spun up on something harmless whoflungpoop fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Apr 17, 2016 |
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The irrationality of AA. http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/04/the-irrationality-of-alcoholics-anonymous/386255/
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"Do you eat rear end?"
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Qvindtar posted:Good for you OP for recognizing that you have a problem and finding a way to deal. Well when you put it that way...you are a fuckig idiot!
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Got that guys, just use self control. Also if you are depressed just don't be - I just don't get why people choose to be sad all the time
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alcohol is the lamest of drugs, it's like the most basic boring bullshit qualifier for a cool person. back when i was an addict the real parties involved snorting rails of pure MDMA let's all talk about what kind of cool kids drugs we're doing right now
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