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ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

Sitting next to me is the Second Home Edition of the Merck Manual of Medical Information.

Post a number between 150 and 1400 and I will flip to that page and assign you a disease.

YOU JACK CUNTS

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:08

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 04:15

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

420

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:09

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

dad gay. so what posted:

420

Congratulations, you go Motion Sickness!

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:10

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

1401

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:11

scott zoloft: Dec 7, 2015; yeah same

159

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:11

never seen again: Jan 25, 2008

80085

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:11

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

1337

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:12

Alvie: May 22, 2008

Was 420 taken?

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:13

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

169

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:13

Wizchine: Sep 17, 2007; Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

777

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:14

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

Nation posted:

1401

You got an inset paragraph about the potential overdiagnosis of ADHD

that's what you get for not following the rules

you jack oval office

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:14

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

scott zoloft posted:

159

Ooh, tough luck. You got Atrial Fibrillation

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:15

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

809

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:15

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

ugh i dont feel so good

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:15

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

Qvindtar posted:

80085

mods?

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:16

Deadbeat Poetry: Mar 6, 2004; Sorry if my costume scared you

369

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:16

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

1337

Oh No! You got blood clots as a complication of giving birth!

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:17

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

Alvie posted:

Was 420 taken?

yes

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:17

Alvie: May 22, 2008

ChrisHansen posted:

yes

ugh goddammit

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:18

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

666

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:19

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

Dr Cheeto posted:

169

You've got Cardiac Tamponade

whatever the hell it is, this book says you should treat it as a medical emergency and go to the hospital

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:19

scott zoloft: Dec 7, 2015; yeah same

okay now cure me please, op

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:20

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

Wizchine posted:

777

You are a winner!

You've got Medullary Sponge Kidney!

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:20

STABASS: Apr 18, 2009; Fun Shoe

c'mon 777

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:21

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

809

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:21

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

scott zoloft posted:

okay now cure me please, op

sorry, i just give em out.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:21

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

209 bitch

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:21

Tiberius Thyben: Feb 7, 2013; Gone Phishing

1313

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:22

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

JiveHonky posted:

809

What a terrible choice!

Vitamin A Deficiency

the most boring deficiency

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:22

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

Ginette Reno posted:

209 bitch

woah, rude.

You got Deep Vein Thrombosis

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:23

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

Tiberius Thyben posted:

1313

Gestational Diabetes.

Better change your diet

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:24

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

ChrisHansen posted:

woah, rude.

You got Deep Vein Thrombosis

That's real fun to say.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:24

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

Savings Coupon posted:

369

GrOSS!

Ingrown toenail

gently caress im all out of order

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:25

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

spud posted:

666

Chronic Pancreatitis, AKA Satan's Syndrome

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:27

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

ChrisHansen posted:

What a terrible choice!

Vitamin A Deficiency

the most boring deficiency

makes sense though

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:29

Takane: Aug 24, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

696

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:30

Doctor J Off: Dec 28, 2005; There Is

Gimme 150

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:32

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

203

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:33

mbt: Aug 13, 2012

151

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:33

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 04:15

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

Takane posted:

696

it IS a tumor!

You got noncancerous tumors of the esophagus

# ? Apr 20, 2016 20:34

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