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Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
poor guy

Baxter fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Apr 23, 2016

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Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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that sucks, and the worst part is he can't kill himself because he has a kid depending on him

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zorodius posted:

that sucks, and the worst part is he can't kill himself because he has a kid depending on him

Murder/suicide.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
that loving blows. poor guy :smith:

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Three Olives posted:

Murder/suicide.

If your goal tonight is to play a convincing monster, I don't think you're going to top that one.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Sinteres posted:

If your goal tonight is to play a convincing monster, I don't think you're going to top that one.

He doesn't strike me as the type who does much topping.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

This thread is as hilarious as Patton Oswalt.

Infinite Katzenjammer
Aug 17, 2004

Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005

lol

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

If only it had been the awful Mall Cop guy's wife instead.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money
He's going to kill himself.

shits.ridic
Dec 31, 2015

Rambling Robot posted:

If only it had been the awful Mall Cop guy's wife instead.

lol. kevin james is the only reason anybody outside of neckbeards/goons have even heard of patton oswalt

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


Three Olives posted:

Murder/suicide.

CUT MYSELF ON THIS POST

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Boo loving hoo half the posters in this forum wont ever even have a wife to lose at least he got to have sex (assuming this isnt fake page clicks for generating controversey machine god controversy god blood brain bank brain bank )

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Zorodius posted:

that sucks, and the worst part is he can't kill himself because he has a kid depending on him

Well you better get buying those king of queens dvds now then wont you!

mmmm
Jul 26, 2010

hey
you're one of them fancy lads, ain't ya?

shits.ridic posted:

lol. kevin james is the only reason anybody outside of neckbeards/goons have even heard of patton oswalt

ehh ratatouille beats out any "paul blart mall blart" stuff.

Randal
Apr 20, 2016

not adding value on SA one post at a time

mmmm posted:

ehh ratatouille beats out any "paul blart mall blart" stuff.

Ratatouille is for children who won't know who a voice actor is and parents who won't care.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Randal posted:

Ratatouille is for children who won't know who a voice actor is and parents who won't care.

Are you like under 20 and still incredibly insecure about watching family movies or over 20 and still emotionally stunted in your pre 20's?

Randal
Apr 20, 2016

not adding value on SA one post at a time

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Are you like under 20 and still incredibly insecure about watching family movies or over 20 and still emotionally stunted in your pre 20's?

The second.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
ur an emotionally stunted manchild if you don't fuckin love these mediocre kids movies

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Zzulu posted:

ur an emotionally stunted manchild if you don't fuckin love these mediocre kids movies

Woah buddy, don't get so defensive; I wasn't even talking to you. Did something in my post happen to rile you up inside? Curious.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Zzulu posted:

ur an emotionally stunted manchild if you don't fuckin love these mediocre kids movies

I bet you didnt even cry during wall-e

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Sorry ur wife is dead but you're a chubby annoying little oval office and I always changed the channel if you were on TV rip

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Wall-E was good for the first 20 minutes or so

UP was good for the first 5 minutes or so

and I kind of haven't seen most of the others to be perfectly frank, but the two above got a lot of praise so i assume most of the other praised ones also arent great

mmmm
Jul 26, 2010

hey
you're one of them fancy lads, ain't ya?
UP felt like porn for those first few minutes. Not sex porn but maybe some other kind of porn. But Patton Oswalt can't be blamed for that even if his name does make him sound like a guy that would try to destroy batman.

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
Not even Patton Oswalt deserved this.



Fatton Oswalt.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

this comes after he said failure to support hillary in november made you a loving child

so might i say "owned"?

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

now they just need to cancel the mst3k reboot where he plays second fiddle to felicia loving day

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Maybe if he wasn't so liberal his wife would have realized that it's not ok to just die in the middle of the night just because she felt like it. What's next, people just dying in the streets or in front of children? Hilary's America.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Uncle Wemus posted:

now they just need to cancel the mst3k reboot where he plays second fiddle to felicia loving day

It repeatedly shocks me anyone thinks that will be anything but poo poo.

MasterSitsu
Nov 23, 2013

Zzulu posted:

ur an emotionally stunted manchild if you don't fuckin love these mediocre kids movies

Disney/Pixar isn't for babies.









Disney/Marvel is.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Whenever someone who makes more money than me feels bad, it makes me feel good.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!
Had a good nights sleep and woke up to both of my cats alive. I'm having a better day than Patton Oswalt.

Stabbatical
Sep 15, 2011


:vince:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01l1WIC9mBo

His first couple of shows were really funny, how's his latest one?

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

if I woke up one day and realized I was married to Patton Oswalt too, I wouldn't wanna wake up either

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

EugeneJ posted:

She was an obnoxious Hillary supporter, so gently caress her:

https://twitter.com/truecrimediary?lang=en

Him too: http://www.salon.com/2016/04/22/patton_oswalt_if_youre_a_bernie_supporter_whos_vowed_to_never_vote_for_hillary_youre_a_fcking_child/

i guess they didn't care very much about all the dead spouses in Iraq and Libya

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Space cop claims another innocent victim

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

keep going, if you get spiteful enough grandpa bernie will give you a gumjob as a thank you for all the money you wasted donating to him

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003



oh gently caress the gently caress right off with that bullshit

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City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
gonna be a lot of dead spouses in Syria in about a year, that's OK though Hillary 2016

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