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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"




http://www.fortmcmurraytoday.com/2016/05/04/its-gone-its-all-gone-wildfire-empties-fort-mcmurray-as-flames-enter-city

It's gone.

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i didnt do it

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
u got nothing on me motherfucker

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
lol

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Goddammit alex.

Go to bed

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
im really sorry that i sent them my mixtape :(

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
its gone, buddy!

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Hogge Wild posted:

im really sorry that i sent them my mixtape :(

lol

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Chinatown posted:

its gone, buddy!

I'm not your buddy, pal!

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

donkey salami posted:

Goddammit alex.

Go to bed

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I hope that foxy PM is OK.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Fire is really cool IMO

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
remember a few weeks ago when Justin "substitute drama teacher" Trudeau sold off Canada's gold reserves and everyone was saying well at least they have a thriving oil industry. Not anymore bitch :owned:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

It's the oil sands. Mother Nature got pissed off with all this global warming and is finally taking Her wrath out on us.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
They say everyone tries to leave on the one road in the area so it's packed as hell, they're running out of gas and the flames are catching up lol

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
Fort Mac? Well if it's a fort they should have been ready to be under fire.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

unpacked robinhood posted:

They say everyone tries to leave on the one road in the area so it's packed as hell, they're running out of gas and the flames are catching up lol

Pretty sure there is literally only one road out, it's northern Alberta.

Ren and Stimpire
Oct 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

LethalGeek posted:

I'm not your buddy, pal!

He's not your pal friend!

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Part of Canada sensed PResident Trump coming and chose to destroy itself than become strong.

Nessa
Dec 15, 2008

The footage of people fleeing the city is terrifying. Cars and trucks driving past 50 foot flames and the entire sky black with smoke.

I head today is supposed to be an even worse burning day than yesterday with temperatures remaining high and the winds picking up.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
Me: hehe

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Microwaves Mom posted:

Part of Canada sensed PResident Trump coming and chose to destroy itself than become strong.

would that flames take us all

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Alberta is the Texas of Canada, and I'm happy to see it burn

VRViperII
Mar 17, 2009

Airborne Viking posted:

Alberta is the Texas of Canada, and I'm happy to see it burn

:argh:

Vitamean
May 31, 2012

If a fire consumes an entire city are they even allowed to have a city newspaper anymore?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
How many Tim Hortons were lost?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
This is why you don't elect models as kings or whatever Canda has

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

How many Tim Hortons were lost?

Tim Horton's are metaphysical constructs, and, as such can not be destroyed by mere men.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

How many Tim Hortons were lost?

250

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

probably punk kids up to no good

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Some of this footage is actually pretty scary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOC5YGyoGDw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g27v60qjpPE

http://imgur.com/gallery/2KHh3

Behold, the ruins of a town that 80,000 people lived in yesterday.





It looks like a loving fallout game now.

But I don't have sympathy for the people that didn't even bother to insure their property for $80 a month. You work in Ft McMurray, you can afford it you numbskull.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZSWZVaUlYc

mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 16:44 on May 4, 2016

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
hey that's great whatever - whole city on fire ablah bloo bloo


What restrooms are being provided for the transgender emergency personnel?

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Massive natural disaster in Fort McMurray. . . then a fire came along!

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Rob Ford dies and the country goes up in flames? COINCIDENCE???????!?!!!!?!!

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

LOL, it's nickname is "Fort McMoney"

Not anymore!

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot

Baxter posted:

hey that's great whatever - whole city on fire ablah bloo bloo


What restrooms are being provided for the transgender emergency personnel?

wrong country stupid

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
According to the pyromancers wildfire will even burn on water

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
I'm dreading the news when police/firefighters stumble upon a burnt out building with the remains of a bunch of dead S.E Asian sex slaves tied up in the basement.

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AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
My prayers are with all the really, really cool footage being shot in portrait mode. Such a tragedy.

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