NHL GDT May 4 - Sid vs Ovi 2: The Wrath of Consol

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take me you ANIMAL: Nov 28, 2002; Congrats big boy

Eric the Mauve posted:

Yeah could kinda feel that goal coming, the Pens got too far back on their heels after taking the lead. They gotta cut that poo poo out.

Or maybe it's that the Caps only get serious when they fall behind, I dunno.

It's both.

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Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

I seriously don't even know who that mouthbreather is but hey I'm always down for defenseman goals.

# ? May 5, 2016 02:47

Matt Zerella: Oct 7, 2002; Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Captain Internet posted:

Man, just gaping open,

no ring

# ? May 5, 2016 02:48

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

rex rabidorum vires posted:

He missed it on the backhand and then missed it with his foot

Edit:

Dunno he looked like he was thinking blocker side maybe? He had to go side to side though

Probably yeah. IANAG but it looked to me like he could've glided a bit farther forward and committed to the shot, cause he was boned where he was.

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Captain Internet: Apr 20, 2005; HOTLANTA
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

LmaoTheKid posted:

no ring

That works on two levels and I appreciate that.

# ? May 5, 2016 02:48

rex rabidorum vires: Mar 26, 2007; KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN

LmaoTheKid posted:

no ring

# ? May 5, 2016 02:49

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

god Cully was wide open there if only Kuhn had seen him

# ? May 5, 2016 02:51

Moxie: Aug 2, 2003

lol coincedental minors? Cole didn't do anything but hold on in self defense

# ? May 5, 2016 02:52

rex rabidorum vires: Mar 26, 2007; KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN

We're not giving Wilson one for the horse collar? No? Figured.

# ? May 5, 2016 02:52

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

OV has a magnet in his stick.

# ? May 5, 2016 02:53

Raylen: Aug 1, 2003; You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!; Pillbug

rex rabidorum vires posted:

We're not giving Wilson one for the horse collar? No? Figured.

"But sir, he was kind of saying mean things very close to my goalie's face."

# ? May 5, 2016 02:53

Captain Internet: Apr 20, 2005; HOTLANTA
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

flakeloaf posted:

OV has a magnet in his stick.

Which is why he charges everyone, he is just getting pulled towards opponents skates unable to control himself.

# ? May 5, 2016 02:53

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG: Mar 2, 2005

Moxie posted:

lol coincedental minors? Cole didn't do anything but hold on in self defense

Yeah you gotta put your hands behind your back and interlock your gloves

# ? May 5, 2016 02:53

Eric the Mauve: May 8, 2012; Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Tom Wilson just plays hard, you can't penalize a man for playing hard

# ? May 5, 2016 02:54

WhiskeyJuvenile: Feb 15, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo

how the gently caress is phil kessel so fat

# ? May 5, 2016 02:54

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Carlson is such a mouthbreathing poo poo.

# ? May 5, 2016 02:54

Moxie: Aug 2, 2003

Creating another even strength situation is like calling no penalty at all when it's an after the whistle scrum like that.

# ? May 5, 2016 02:55

Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

Abner Assington posted:

Carlson is such a mouthbreathing poo poo.

mouthbreathing, the worst thing you can call someone.

# ? May 5, 2016 02:55

Captain Internet: Apr 20, 2005; HOTLANTA
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

I am glad my mouth breathing narrative is finally being recognized. I've been pushing it since the regular season.

# ? May 5, 2016 02:55

HappyHippo: Nov 19, 2003; Do you have an Air Miles Card?

God it hate it when the panel stands around with hockey sticks

# ? May 5, 2016 02:56

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

mouthbreathing, the worst thing you can call someone.

I'm just being accurate!

# ? May 5, 2016 02:56

take me you ANIMAL: Nov 28, 2002; Congrats big boy

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

mouthbreathing, the worst thing you can call someone.

Chrip game on point.

# ? May 5, 2016 02:56

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG: Mar 2, 2005

How is Pittsburgh this bad at face offs

# ? May 5, 2016 02:56

Captain Internet: Apr 20, 2005; HOTLANTA
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

mouthbreathing, the worst thing you can call someone.

More over he looks like a cartoon donkey but mouth breather is pretty good shorthand.

# ? May 5, 2016 02:56

Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

i dont think a lack of competitiveness causes a player to whiff on a pass, kipper.

# ? May 5, 2016 02:57

ZombieApostate: Mar 13, 2011; Sorry, I didn't read your post.

I'm too busy replying to what I wish you said

Abner Assington posted:

Carlson is such a mouthbreathing poo poo.

# ? May 5, 2016 02:57

Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

Three quarters of the players on the ice look like former anime club nerds can you morons give your expert analysis a rest

# ? May 5, 2016 02:57

Moxie: Aug 2, 2003

Mouthbreathers may have an untreated deviated septum

PSA: if you're a mouthbreather, consult with an ENT specialist physician

Moxie fucked around with this message at 03:01 on May 5, 2016

# ? May 5, 2016 02:58

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

ZombieApostate posted:

Now that's rude, pal.

# ? May 5, 2016 02:58

Captain Internet: Apr 20, 2005; HOTLANTA
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Three quarters of the players on the ice look like former anime club nerds can you morons give your expert analysis a rest

I thought you were complaining people were talking about the Penguins too much?

# ? May 5, 2016 02:58

Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

wrong thread

# ? May 5, 2016 03:02

take me you ANIMAL: Nov 28, 2002; Congrats big boy

Abner Assington posted:

Now that's rude, pal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewG1NzbwMtk&t=42s

# ? May 5, 2016 03:02

ZombieApostate: Mar 13, 2011; Sorry, I didn't read your post.

I'm too busy replying to what I wish you said

Abner Assington posted:

Now that's rude, pal.

Abner Assington posted:

I'm just being accurate!

# ? May 5, 2016 03:03

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Sorry the Washington hockeymans named Carlson constantly does bitchy poo poo after the whistle.

# ? May 5, 2016 03:05

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it