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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Bad Moon posted:

Korean Jek Porkins won us the game today.

Goldsmith lost his poo poo on the radio feed when Lee hit that second home run.

Lee is so chubby! It's adorable. It's not even like a Prince Fielder BIG (although he is a big dude), he just looks like an overweight teenager and it is great.

\/\/\/Mina Kimes is a national treasure

shirts and skins fucked around with this message at 04:13 on May 5, 2016

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/727997513404456961

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
Well that loving blows

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

i listened to the dollop podcast about disco demolition night and bill veeck was in fact baseballs greatest treasure

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller

Quest For Glory II posted:

i listened to the dollop podcast about disco demolition night and bill veeck was in fact baseballs greatest treasure

Veeck As in Wreck is a great book to read, if you haven't already. Lots of stories in there.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Considering it's 16-4 in the 9th I feel like I can jump the gun a little here

With tonight's win, the Astros win back to back games for the first time this season. They are the last team in baseball to do so. They also won only their second series of the year. It's May 4th

This was supposed to be a big time World Series contender. :suicide:

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
We're 6 games up already. :stare:

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

John Wilkes Booth posted:

Veeck As in Wreck is a great book to read, if you haven't already. Lots of stories in there.

I'm about 40% of the way through and I must agree.

ComposerGuy
Jul 28, 2007

Conspicuous Absinthe

Intruder posted:

Considering it's 16-4 in the 9th I feel like I can jump the gun a little here

With tonight's win, the Astros win back to back games for the first time this season. They are the last team in baseball to do so. They also won only their second series of the year. It's May 4th

This was supposed to be a big time World Series contender. :suicide:

I figure it's balancing the scales. We weren't supposed to compete last year but we did, so now all that has to get balanced out because if we were to ever sustain that kind of success for any real length of time the earth would explode.

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



TMMadman posted:

Rizzo dropping his own glove is just awesome.

I love this team so much.

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry
Trout has been red hot the last two weeks and now has a higher WAR than the rest of the Angels players combined.


Angels might be down to 3 starters if Richards is unable to go tomorrow, he left his last start after 4 innings. Wilson, Heaney and Skaggs are all out until at least June (I don't think any are even throwing anymore) and Shoemaker has a 9+ ERA in 20+ innings so far. Weaver, Santiago and Tropeano, and then bullpen days now. :smithicide:

rickiep00h
Aug 16, 2010

BATDANCE


Retail Slave posted:

I'm about 40% of the way through and I must agree.

We read it for the Offseason Book Club and I pretty thoroughly enjoyed his takedown of umpires toward the end. If anyone would have given us our dream of robot umps, it would have been Veeck.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

R.D. Mangles posted:

Please don't tell me that posting dumb Jon Lester poo poo is excessive Cub posting, this is relevant and important:
http://mlb.mlb.com/cutfour/index.jsp#contentId=176179308


Jesus Christ, get this man a therapist, he's making millions of dollars and can't throw the ball 45 feet.

Harlock posted:

#synergy



I don't think Yoda has the range to play 2nd Base, just saying

Where is this from?

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

Maybe if Joe Maddon introduces him to playboy or internet porn he'll settle down and learn to make basic throws

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
The Frederick's of Hollywood catalog never fails.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Rand alPaul posted:

The Frederick's of Hollywood catalog never fails.

I really like the writing.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Veeck as in Wreck is excellent. I read it too slow to discuss it in the Offseason Book Club thread, but everyone is right for hyping it. It's the best.

EDIT: Also, Bryce Harper got some awards from the Negro Leagues Museum for some reason and I love the pictures. Look at that hair!!
http://twitter.com/nlbmprez/status/727837282967773185

DeepDickPizza fucked around with this message at 07:40 on May 5, 2016

ScottyJSno
Aug 16, 2010

日本が大好きです!

Some Numbers posted:

Holy poo poo.


I guess Hisashi Iwakuma isn't either, despite being a gigantic star in Japan?

If they showed any of his starts last year I didn't see em. I saw a replay of the no hitter over the winter.

The the Japanese cable channel equivalent to ESPN, Jsports, and the Satalite broadcaster, BS, are the only way to watch MLB games. They pick who I and the Japanese public watch, and that is Ichiro going for 3,000.

Ichiro is way more popular if commercials are any way to judge. I see a Ichiro commercial once a day at least. The other guy dont have any that I remember.

Anyways…

But MLB TV is nice in Japan no blackouts except for the playoffs.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


NHK's broadcast satellite channel, BS1 (lol), has a few MLB games every week including the occasional Iwakuma start. Tanaka and Maeda are probably higher priority at the moment, tho. I'd recommend getting in on a MLB.tv sub to watch American baseball in Japan.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Intruder posted:

Considering it's 16-4 in the 9th I feel like I can jump the gun a little here

With tonight's win, the Astros win back to back games for the first time this season. They are the last team in baseball to do so. They also won only their second series of the year. It's May 4th

This was supposed to be a big time World Series contender. :suicide:

On the other hand, :lol: Twins, guess I'll be done with baseball very early this year

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Intruder posted:

Considering it's 16-4 in the 9th I feel like I can jump the gun a little here

With tonight's win, the Astros win back to back games for the first time this season. They are the last team in baseball to do so. They also won only their second series of the year. It's May 4th

This was supposed to be a big time World Series contender. :suicide:

I mean, it's still really early, and it's not like the rest of the division has run away from you. Still tons of AL West games to make the deficit up, and that roster's too talented to stay dormant for long--unless they react poorly to losing and start falling apart mentally.

Of course, you have to wonder about Keuchel...but maybe it's just early season rust? Or perhaps he's playing through injury. Seems way too early in his career for that kind of velocity dip.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Intruder posted:

Considering it's 16-4 in the 9th I feel like I can jump the gun a little here

With tonight's win, the Astros win back to back games for the first time this season. They are the last team in baseball to do so. They also won only their second series of the year. It's May 4th

This was supposed to be a big time World Series contender. :suicide:

Good job trading Vincent Velasquez away

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/andrew-mccutchen-aims-frustration-at-official-scorer-after-error-221928664.html
God now people are going to call Cutch and entitled baby who shouldn't be complaining because he makes millions of dollars

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

http://www.si.com/mlb/2016/05/04/video-nelson-cruz-home-run-mariners-athletics
GOD drat

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


dingers are cool and good but especially dingers to center field

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006


I love that Cruz has been telling park factors to gently caress off ever since arriving in Seattle.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:

Alex Wood needs to be made into a long reliever, but the Dodgers have no one to replace him in the rotation with :/

UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:

Julio Urias threw 6 innings of no hit ball for Oklahoma City today. He now has a 29/3 K/BB to go with a 1.88 ERA in 24 innings so far this year, in a league that is basically made up of a bunch of Coors Fields.

With Kazmir and Wood looking horrible, and no real reason to expect Ryu or McCarthy back before the All Star Break, we may see him sometime in June.
Urias now please!

I agree we probably won't see him this month, but I'm really hoping he gets called up before his 20th birthday in August just for the novelty of a 19 year old pitcher.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Is Sean Rodriguez always this much of a hotheaded idiot, or is it just when he plays the Cubs?

UZR IS BULLSHIT
Jan 25, 2004

bawfuls posted:

Urias now please!

I agree we probably won't see him this month, but I'm really hoping he gets called up before his 20th birthday in August just for the novelty of a 19 year old pitcher.

I'm assuming they don't want him to get Super 2 status

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:

I'm assuming they don't want him to get Super 2 status
This is probably true, although they didn't seem to be concerned about service time with Seager.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

DeepDickPizza posted:

Veeck as in Wreck is excellent. I read it too slow to discuss it in the Offseason Book Club thread, but everyone is right for hyping it. It's the best.

EDIT: Also, Bryce Harper got some awards from the Negro Leagues Museum for some reason and I love the pictures. Look at that hair!!
http://twitter.com/nlbmprez/status/727837282967773185

It is worth clicking through and checking out Harpers shoes.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Salvor_Hardin posted:

It is worth clicking through and checking out Harpers shoes.

It's like he's trying to become real-life Sideshow Bob.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

tadashi posted:

I love that Cruz has been telling park factors to gently caress off ever since arriving in Seattle.

What's super cool about Cruz is that since leaving Texas, his walk rate has slowly increased each year. So even though he's not hitting dingers at the rate he was last year (his slugging is still over .500 right now), his walk rate is at 12%, so he's still improving his approach.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Retail Slave posted:

Is Sean Rodriguez always this much of a hotheaded idiot, or is it just when he plays the Cubs?
I recall him always being a hot head

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Rick and Tony Time: Say Brooks Kieshknick had panned out, and you had a platonic 300/400/500 hitter who could also give you a 1.100 WHIP and a 3.25 ERA, with acceptable defense at a middling position like 3B... how would you play them? Pitch, off day, then batting 3 days, then Pitch again? Can you hit the day after pitching?

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry

Everblight posted:

Rick and Tony Time: Say Brooks Kieshknick had panned out, and you had a platonic 300/400/500 hitter who could also give you a 1.100 WHIP and a 3.25 ERA, with acceptable defense at a middling position like 3B... how would you play them? Pitch, off day, then batting 3 days, then Pitch again? Can you hit the day after pitching?

Well it depends on how you want to play it and if you want to stipulate that his pitching effects his hitting and vice versa. I'd say pitch (and forgo the dh)/dh/3b/3b/3b. That pitcher is a decent #2-#3 starter, but that third basemen is an MVP candidate.

regfairfield
May 22, 2005

UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:

I'm assuming they don't want him to get Super 2 status

They won't even let him throw 80 pitches yet calling him up to maybe throw five innings every 8 days is kinda pointless.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Good Dog posted:

Well it depends on how you want to play it and if you want to stipulate that his pitching effects his hitting and vice versa. I'd say pitch (and forgo the dh)/dh/3b/3b/3b. That pitcher is a decent #2-#3 starter, but that third basemen is an MVP candidate.

Well that's what I'm asking. How much does pitching take out of you for the next day? Could you spell someone in LF (lookin' at you, Shelby Miller)? Would you take up a bat and flail ineffectively? I wanted to describe a player who was a decent #2 starter and a solid role-player in the lineup. If those numbers are too good, adjust them down until he's posting a 120ish OPS.

I hadn't considered DHing, but I don't think the limited amount of fielding done affects the player that much. I'll ask Tom Glavine on twitter, see what he says.

Shrecknet fucked around with this message at 17:23 on May 5, 2016

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry

Everblight posted:

Well that's what I'm asking. How much does pitching take out of you for the next day? Could you spell someone in LF (lookin' at you, Shelby Miller)? Would you take up a bat and flail ineffectively? I wanted to describe a player who was a decent #2 starter and a solid role-player in the lineup. If those numbers are too good, adjust them down until he's posting a 120ish OPS.

I hadn't considered DHing, but I don't think the limited amount of fielding done affects the player that much.

I'd like them to have a day where they don't have to throw the ball.

Go hog wild and make the guy a starting everyday 3B and then also the closer.

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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Phil Hughes sucks, god bless

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