Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Serious Frolicking posted:

ha ha, suck it! about time something took canada down a peg. they have been way too smug about being slightly less of a corrupt plutocracy than the us for too long.

Canada has never been above the bottom rung, or place on the totem pole for Inuit, since I've been alive?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Lmao cars cost less in Wetaskiwan because the kids off the reserve get their $16,000+ plus and run out and buy a big truck then default on the second half of the payment and they then sell them *for less*

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


has al quaeda taken responsibility for this yet or has no one called dibs

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Reverse Centaur posted:

Brokeback mountain was filmed pretty close to Fort Mac.

No it wasn't it was filmed in Canmore. That's like 8 hours away.

TheBlackRoija
May 6, 2008
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/05/04/alberta-wildfire-ctv-weather-report_n_9841818.html

quote:

A meteorologist is on the defensive after viewers accused her of making light of the wildfire raging in Fort McMurray, Alta. during her Tuesday weather report.

In a Facebook post Wednesday, CTV News Atlantic's Cindy Day writes that she is "horrified to think that some of you are accusing me of [sic] intentinally making light of the wildfire situation out west."

"Look at these temperatures, you might want to sit down," Day said in the report over an image showing temperatures in Western Canada.

"If you have friends and relatives in Fort McMurray, don't call them, they're just going to brag about the heat," she said.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Canada, ya burnt.

Hirethor
Dec 16, 2008

You think you know hip?
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BEING HIP!

Kevyn posted:

Flames defeat Oilers :canada:

:thurman:

Also it's weird that I was working around there just 2 weeks ago, and that I recognize some of those places on fire.

NihilistCanada
Sep 11, 2001

If you tremble indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine.

Hirethor posted:

:thurman:

Also it's weird that I was working around there just 2 weeks ago, and that I recognize some of those places on fire.

I spent the summer of 2008 in Fort Mac working for my company and I still recognize the area. I wonder if my old store burnt.

Sigh.

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord

:poolgirl:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
this is why you dont build cities next to fires

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
is it burnt down and done yet?

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Darth123123 posted:

is it burnt down and done yet?

The entire province has now declared a state of emergency. Communities as far out as 50km from Fort McMurray are being evacuated. Firefighters and waterbombers have been almost completely ineffective. They say the only thing that can really help is rain.



Footage of ash and destruction raining from the heavens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC2iPvXAggM&t=86s

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Airborne Viking posted:

Footage of ash and destruction raining from the heavens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC2iPvXAggM&t=86s

That's some hell on earth poo poo right there.

Also why are the people directing traffic not wearing respirators? Breathing in fire smoke for hours isn't so good for you.

GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!

Pawn 17 posted:

That's some hell on earth poo poo right there.

Also why are the people directing traffic not wearing respirators? Breathing in fire smoke for hours isn't so good for you.

Maybe you're unaware just how retarded Albertans are. We don't call Alberta "Canada's Texas" for nothing.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Cool shot of a gal rescuing her horses during the fire :canada:

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Pawn 17 posted:

Also why are the people directing traffic not wearing respirators? Breathing in fire smoke for hours isn't so good for you.

I'd like to give the benefit of the doubt and say that due to the state of emergency they're either used up or turned to ash. The fire has engulfed hospitals, fire halls (ironically), and other facilities/job sites. Not only has much of that PPE likely been destroyed, but they've also been at this for over two days. I'm not sure if any filter cartridges would last that long.

Vakal
May 11, 2008
I bet the government wishes they had some of those Syrian refugee packed hotel rooms available right about now.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Cool shot of a gal rescuing her horses during the fire :canada:



Nice to see/hear about these. Have heard enough people on the radio saying, "police wouldn't let us go back to the house. . . I'm sure our two dogs have burned to death by now.".

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Those dogs would only burn to death if the fuckers had left them indoors rather than letting them run free so they had a chance to get clear of the fires

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

On CBC this morning they were talking to a guy who was pulling out of his subdivision and saw his neighbor loading his stupid loving barbecue onto his truck lol

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Arcsquad12 posted:

Those dogs would only burn to death if the fuckers had left them indoors rather than letting them run free so they had a chance to get clear of the fires

Homes in the City/Suburbs typically have back yards that are fenced high enough to prevent dogs from leaving. Also if there has been lots of smoke in the air for a while, you might want to leave your pets inside so they are not breathing it in. Also dogs will sometimes rather crawl into a corner of the yard, under the deck, or in a doghouse and die from smoke inhalation/burning rather than running to safety.

Also a lot of people were at work, or getting supplies then heading home and were cut off by police, not knowing that they would not be able to go home to get their stuff/pets, so they would not have had a chance to do so.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Professor Shark posted:

On CBC this morning they were talking to a guy who was pulling out of his subdivision and saw his neighbor loading his stupid loving barbecue onto his truck lol

That BBQ probably costs more than most peoples cars.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Vakal posted:

That BBQ probably costs more than most peoples cars.

Or he had time and figured it would be nice to have some way to cook food while living in a Walmart Parking lot for the next 3 months.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

"Having time" seems to have meant you didn't mind being a few kilometers behind the traffic jam of people trying to escape the burning city

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Blistex posted:

Or he had time and figured it would be nice to have some way to cook food while living in a Walmart Parking lot for the next 3 months.

Pfft, amateur. There's a perfectly good way to cook food, and it's rolling through his town right now.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Sucks for the dogs.

You're an idiot if you leave your pets at home during something like this. Even if you're just going to get supplies, put your animal in the car with you, in case, you know, the fire

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Toadvine posted:

Sucks for the dogs.

You're an idiot if you leave your pets at home during something like this. Even if you're just going to get supplies, put your animal in the car with you, in case, you know, the fire

Being off social media for an hour at one point was the difference between, "things might get bad" and "you're not going to hour house 100m away, evacuate now!". Hindsight is 20-20 and it's easy to say that everyone should have known what was happening, but there is also a sense of shock and disbelief/denial when something this bad happens.

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

Vakal posted:

I bet the government wishes they had some of those Syrian refugee packed hotel rooms available right about now.

Nah, the New Syrians, who know what its like to have an entire city obliterated by flames, have settled into homes already and many are helping with relief efforts. Inviting a shitload of professionals from a war-torn country is as pragmatic as it is good&cool.

http://calgaryherald.com/news/local...y-fire-evacuees

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
"Lol why didn't those idiots know the perfect thing to do and have full knowledge of how this situation would unfold like I would have?"-- the internet in every crisis

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
I'm a crisis actor

https://lunaticoutpost.com/thread-650653.html

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord

albertans finally have an excuse to drive like assholes

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

dark souls 3 viral marketing looks good, though it's a few weeks too late

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Professor Shark posted:

On CBC this morning they were talking to a guy who was pulling out of his subdivision and saw his neighbor loading his stupid loving barbecue onto his truck lol

we need another cold war

try this poo poo when the reds launch and you'll be atoms

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Professor Shark posted:

On CBC this morning they were talking to a guy who was pulling out of his subdivision and saw his neighbor loading his stupid loving barbecue onto his truck lol

shoulda left it because if he resettles in edmonton it's going to get stolen by metheads anyway

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
lot of people going to start going through withdrawls soon

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
has canada called this 'our katrina' yet or demanded that the weather services start naming large fires

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Jonny 290 posted:

has canada called this 'our katrina' yet or demanded that the weather services start naming large fires

no?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Jonny 290 posted:

has canada called this 'our katrina' yet or demanded that the weather services start naming large fires

well the total death toll is 0 so far

and the total injury toll is...zero

so i dunno it isnt really an apt comparison

usually its americans making those kinds of comparisons

one guy called that isis dude shooting an unarmed guard and then getting iced "canadas 9/11" lol

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

RedMage129 posted:

"Lol why didn't those idiots know the perfect thing to do and have full knowledge of how this situation would unfold like I would have?"-- the internet in every crisis

going for a drive but leaving your dog at home while a wildfire engulfs your city = just how people do

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Fojar38 posted:

well the total death toll is 0 so far

and the total injury toll is...zero

Seriously? So why do we care about this?

  • Locked thread