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sellouts posted:It's a bad habit and honestly y'all are falling all over the place anyways. Tread lightly but if you have people who can actually step into plays and move quickly off of the faceoff its interference. Not saying it'll get called but a bad habit. I'm not trying to toot my horn or anything but if I'm winning 50% of the time, probably more than 50% of that is a clean win (off my stick, whether or not my team gets to it first is another thing). Most aluminum players don't try very hard. Also Ace informs me he's not playing aluminum next season so I'm gonna try to hop onto the copper team he's going to (which will be coming from lakewood because they're removing the team pay option, making it a ridiculous cost for that rink.
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Duke Chin posted:Damnit I'll never get called up to the big leagues. My 4v4 Team name is "No Pucks Given" ugh Whenever someone asks me what team I am on I just stare at them and say "something about not giving a gently caress"
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# ? May 6, 2016 04:02 |
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You guys have any experience with Reebok Ribcor skates? I may try some on tomorrow, but I won't bother if they're just gimmicky. I'm wondering how long the pump would last.
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Duke Chin posted:Okay but how many times is that immediately followed up with "NO NOT YOUR LEFT MY LEFT poo poo! gently caress!!!!!" The current count is at zero for now, i suspect it'll change once we get new goalies.
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# ? May 6, 2016 08:49 |
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sellouts posted:whats the hockey reference here or is just a hi-larious name Upper decker is basically when you poo poo in the cistern of a toilet. Guy in the logo is in perfect positioning.
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# ? May 6, 2016 12:58 |
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Nostratic posted:You guys have any experience with Reebok Ribcors? I may try some on tomorrow, but I won't bother if they're just gimmicky. I bought a $50 Ribcor on sale for $35. It's 75 flex and I don't take slap shots. It has lasted over a year. So good in my books.
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# ? May 6, 2016 15:08 |
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Vargatron posted:Upper decker is basically when you poo poo in the cistern of a toilet. Guy in the logo is in perfect positioning. I know what it is. so erase the hockey reference and just make it a poo poo reference ok man loving hilarious lets just call it a vargatron
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# ? May 6, 2016 15:50 |
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sellouts posted:I know what it is.
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# ? May 6, 2016 15:58 |
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doctor 7 posted:I bought a $50 Ribcor on sale for $35. It's 75 flex and I don't take slap shots. It has lasted over a year. Sorry, I meant the skates. I do need a new stick, though, so I'll keep it in mind!
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# ? May 6, 2016 16:04 |
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Ribcors are excellent, CCM acquired them pretty much off of the strength of that line
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# ? May 6, 2016 16:25 |
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sellouts posted:whats the hockey reference here or is just a hi-larious name *gets picked off* "Well poo poo..."
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# ? May 6, 2016 16:33 |
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So I won a decent number of faceoffs on Wednesday (tips were great, thanks!) but I won them almost exclusively to the wing instead of the defense and they were contested pretty quickly. I guess I need to dig further into the circle and then backwards? I also spent a LOT of time just covering people in the slot when we were being pressured, is that my job or am I forcing a defender out of position when I do that? Should I pick up a man higher up? We won 3-1 thanks to our other centre getting a hatty. Also being a father-son duo with my 58 year old dad seems to be a pretty big novelty in the league so that's fun. We're like the Howes if the Howes were trash.
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# ? May 6, 2016 19:37 |
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That's normal, one of the center's jobs is to cover gaps in your defense. Since there's three forwards attacking you, and ideally you want everyone to be covered, that means the center needs to be able to identify the extra man and take care of it. But if standing in the slot is literally all you're doing have a chat with your defense and figure out what the hell is going on, because that's their job too. It could be your defense doesn't give a poo poo. Or they see you there and decide to go do something else. Or they're just oblivious to the game of hockey. Communicate what you want to do and hopefully they adjust.
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# ? May 6, 2016 19:49 |
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prom candy posted:So I won a decent number of faceoffs on Wednesday (tips were great, thanks!) but I won them almost exclusively to the wing instead of the defense and they were contested pretty quickly. I guess I need to dig further into the circle and then backwards? Get lower, try lowering bottom hand. Some change grips to overhand but I hate that. Realize the motion is less of a left to right sweep and leaving the stick face open is going to cause it to go wide rather than back Also maybe spin your body to block him and pass from your feet ?
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# ? May 6, 2016 20:14 |
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Yeah no thanks
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# ? May 7, 2016 03:59 |
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Lemme guess, he tugged it out and went back into the game, right?
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# ? May 7, 2016 04:01 |
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Dunno - found it on how to hockey's facebooks a couple minutes ago. But, yeah, probably. fffffffuuuuuuuuuuck being a goalie. Going to an 11:15pm stick n puck sesh tonight because i'm a loser with nothing better to do on a Friday. It's either that or get a pizza. Maybe both.
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# ? May 7, 2016 04:29 |
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Where at? I've got no plans tonight and haven't skated in weeks
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# ? May 7, 2016 04:41 |
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Duke Chin posted:
poo poo like this make me strongly consider getting a certified cateye the next time I buy a mask...
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# ? May 7, 2016 04:50 |
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Duke Chin posted:
That is a ridiculous amount of rust on the cage. It's pretty hard to get a puck stuck in a cat-eye. In order for this to happen, the puck has to come in with out any sort of deflections to slow the puck. Duke, where is the pizza and hockey on Fridays? I need to know for...research.
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# ? May 7, 2016 05:48 |
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Verman posted:Where at? I've got no plans tonight and haven't skated in weeks Kent valley at 1115p - I'll be the dip poo poo Bradf0rd posted:Duke, where is the pizza and hockey on Fridays? I need to know for...research. Pizza is TBD cause I got outta work later than expected. Might have to go (gasp!) frozen I kinda want Amante if they're still open/delivering to my crap neighborhood afterward. SO.MUCH.GARLIC on their pizzas it owns Duke Chin fucked around with this message at 06:01 on May 7, 2016 |
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So as loving usual Kent didn't list their poo poo right on the calender and this isn't stuck n puck this is full on drop in. I was gonna stay and play anyway but I didn't bring all of my pads so I'm not dropping in. Sorry and God drat Kent's scheduling annoys me sometimes
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# ? May 7, 2016 07:12 |
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No worries, I just played drop in against a team of junior level payers in their late teens with no goalies at 1130pm on a Friday night. But yeah that was no stick and puck session. Those fuckers are fast.
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# ? May 7, 2016 10:34 |
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Late night weekend drop in hockey is awesome if you want to feel old and slow. Last time I went we were getting off the ice around 12:30-1 and the kids that just spent two hours with the jets on were drinking beers in the locker room and talking about hitting last call at a bar before finding an after party. Little shits.
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# ? May 9, 2016 20:27 |
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Sometimes my feet stop working. http://giphy.com/gifs/hockey-26vUu3SqgErMx3lAY/
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# ? May 10, 2016 21:18 |
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We won 10-5 last night in a comedy hour of terrible D and goaltending by both teams. It was awesome. Pretty sure we scored on our first 4 shots.
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Duke Chin posted:
You have to go out of your way to let a helmet get that rusty. He must not have ever aired out his mask after a skate and clearly hasn't replaced his cage in 1/2 a decade. The bar across his right eye is also dented it so it'll be more likely to do this on that side too. Just a lot of dumb/lazy going on in that photo
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# ? May 11, 2016 16:51 |
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Played goalie in a game last night that ended in a brawl. I don't really know how it started exactly, some jaw jacking and chippiness obviously. Then the other team's entire bench cleared where as most of our guys stayed on our bench (one left). Their goalie came in towards the end throwing haymakers for no reason and what might've ended suddenly reignited. At one point our guy let him up and he threw a punch at him. The worst though was one idiot on their team took everything waaaay too far and decided to take our guy down and then stomp on his leg which ended up breaking his fibula and he may need surgery. Unfucking believable. The only thing to come out of it was the league director had no problem with our team's actions nor did the ref. That and we beat them 9-4.
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# ? May 12, 2016 06:49 |
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What. The. gently caress. So glad I live in Southern California where sports really don't matter at all because there's a million other things to do at any time.
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TrixR4kids posted:The worst though was one idiot on their team took everything waaaay too far and decided to take our guy down and then stomp on his leg which ended up breaking his fibula and he may need surgery. Unfucking believable. Hope the cops aren't getting involved in this. He should have known the risk he was taking when he laced up his skates!
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# ? May 12, 2016 07:42 |
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Jesus loving Christ where was that at? That's not even "way over the line" that's beyond insane. If people want to willingly fight that's one thing but stomping a guys leg? I played 2 back to back games last night as part of the leagues captain games. It was casual but fun. Only 2 subs each so I got a lot of puck time which was nice. Wasn't planning on playing the second but they didn't have enough people to skate so I joined in. gently caress if I didn't lose 5 lbs in sweat though. And it's funny. A 9 mile hike last weekend made my it band tight, giving me some knee pain when walking but it felt fine while skating. This morning was rough though.
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# ? May 12, 2016 07:48 |
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Discovered "the fear" like never before at a tournament recently. Theres nothing quite like being your team's only goalie and having the full force of your hang over kick in moments before stepping on the ice. Knowing you need to vomit whilst being trapped out there in the crease for 60 minutes was an exceptionally horrendous experience - somehow it was probably my best game all tournament, however the gently caress that works.
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# ? May 12, 2016 10:36 |
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You were too hung over to worry about letting goals in. Also, what the gently caress, a guy got his leg broke during a beer league brawl? I didn't know you entered a gladiator ring as soon as you hit the ice. Got a 10:15PM game tonight against the best team in the league. My stat line is 7.00GAA and a .692 SV% over 4 games. It's going to be a fun poo poo show.
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# ? May 12, 2016 13:02 |
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Felt a lot more comfortable playing center second time out last night. Managed to weave the puck through the neutral zone a few times and then set up good passes in the offensive zone, and I won a few faceoffs back to the right position. I played higher in the slot on defense (unless I needed to cover someone right out front) and was quicker to go help along the boards or in the corners. Playing C is awesome, so much skating.
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Zip! posted:Discovered "the fear" like never before at a tournament recently. Theres nothing quite like being your team's only goalie and having the full force of your hang over kick in moments before stepping on the ice. Knowing you need to vomit whilst being trapped out there in the crease for 60 minutes was an exceptionally horrendous experience - somehow it was probably my best game all tournament, however the gently caress that works. Literally every other person in this thread plays on a team with only one goalie Also get out. (Glad it went well!)
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# ? May 12, 2016 16:58 |
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Hey Nitramstr who is the dude on your Canadians team that bitches a bunch but took this season off?
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# ? May 12, 2016 16:59 |
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sellouts posted:Literally every other person in this thread plays on a team with only one goalie Or on teams with like 7 guys/girls who usually play goalie, all skating out.
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sellouts posted:Literally every other person in this thread plays on a team with only one goalie At the San Jose tournament we went to a couple weeks ago, one team we played had a fully-dressed backup on the bench. It was pretty considering we were in the lowest division. Must have been great to pay his fee and not play.
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# ? May 12, 2016 17:03 |
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Goalies pay a fee? Weird! I don't think I could take a team up there as our goalies are deadbeats. Much like Zip.
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# ? May 12, 2016 17:14 |
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TrixR4kids posted:Played goalie in a game last night that ended in a brawl. Goddamn, that's crazy. I've seen plenty of pushing/shoving/chirping, but never a full on fight, and definitely not a stomp like that, holy poo poo. It's beer league, who cares! sellouts posted:Goalies pay a fee? Weird! I don't think I could take a team up there as our goalies are deadbeats. Much like Zip. They always pay less than skaters, in my experience. Shiftless bastards. a mysterious cloak fucked around with this message at 17:16 on May 12, 2016 |
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