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CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
In the immortal words of Mack Maloney, author of the best 1980's post-World War III series ever written in the 1990's, Wingman, for every loss...















...there is a gain.





X X X X X

From Omaha, Nebraska, the nation's 42nd largest city and three-time host of the Olympic Swim Trials, it's Monday Night Raw!

Will AJ Styles embrace his ruthless side?



Who deserves to challenge the Miz?



Where is Dean Ambrose?



Is Charlotte running scared?



Will Rusev devour Kalisto's "big heart" at Extreme Rules?



All this, plus CobiWann's review of the latest Big Finish Torchwood audio, Ghost Mission, tonight on...MONDAY NIGHT RAW!

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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
They released the Zodiac Killer?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

:manning:

and i just wanna say i can't wait to watch the gently caress out of the swim trials

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
it seems to me, you lived your life, like a mizdow in the wind

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Why did they release Damian Sandow?!

This is lovely loving news.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
Finally, the first post-Sandow Raw :unsmith:

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


woo, raw

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Kirios posted:

Why did they release Damian Sandow?!

This is lovely loving news.

hulk hogan killed his career

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
gently caress, marry, kill: jimmy uso, jey uso, roman reigns

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Brock Lesnar posted:

gently caress, marry, kill: jimmy uso, jey uso, roman reigns

Kill, kill, kill

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

"Roman Reigns retains!" *Utterly apathetic crowd in the background*

I'll admit, the comedic dissonance of crowd reaction versus announcer reaction is really making this title run for me.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
I really dislike Roman Reigns, you guys.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
All I gotta say about all these releases is, girlbye.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Roman Reigns is a monster, an inhuman monster! :gonk:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i honestly thought they released Cameron months ago

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Brock Lesnar posted:

gently caress, marry, kill: jimmy uso, jey uso, roman reigns

Which one is Right-Face and which is Left-Face?

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Brock Lesnar posted:

gently caress, marry, kill: jimmy uso, jey uso, roman reigns

bang the uso who married naomi, marry the uso who didn't, kill reigns

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Roman Reigns does not recycle

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Shima Honnou posted:

All I gotta say about all these releases is, girlbye.

WWE has come to terms on the release of the following wrestlers:

Felicia

Felicia

Felicia

Felicia

Felicia

Felicia

Felicia

Felicia

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Press X to reload the roster.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

New Sharif in Town posted:

Which one is Right-Face and which is Left-Face?

you can't see facepaint when

the

light

are

offfffffffffffffffffffffff

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

and apparently more releases are coming soon

earnings are reported tomorrow, that's when the axe usually falls

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Sure lets do it again

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Vertical Lime posted:

and apparently more releases are coming soon

earnings are reported tomorrow, that's when the axe usually falls

:ohdear:

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I wish Roman would retire.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I loving love elimination six man tags :shobon:

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Vertical Lime posted:

and apparently more releases are coming soon

earnings are reported tomorrow, that's when the axe usually falls

But not the Axe Man, I hope. YEEE!

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
if paying Nakamura and AJ Styles meant releasing Alex Riley and Sandow, it was a drat good trade.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



You idiot

You stupid man

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

nooneofconsequence posted:

I wish Roman would retire.

i wish he would die

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
TONIGHTS MAIN EVENT

THE SAME THING FROM THE PAST TWO WEEKS, ENJOY

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
I'm not particularly excited for this Raw but I am going to watch it!

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Tonight is the night, for "We Want Sandow" chants, that is.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Jericho is really leaning into the "out of touch rocker dad" wardrobe look and I love it

bartok
May 10, 2006



So when does Cena comeback to beat Rusev for the US Title?

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Brock Lesnar posted:

i wish he would die

Can't we just do something to his voice box?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
jericho's chest has the y2k virus

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

StarkRavingMad posted:

TONIGHTS MAIN EVENT

THE SAME THING FROM THE PAST TWO WEEKS, ENJOY

since Steph got put back in control of Raw she's been falling into her old bad habits :smith:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Vertical Lime posted:

that's when the axe usually falls

Curtis noooo

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HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


hey you rear end in a top hat, listen to me

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