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guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


This "Alex" guy has been terrorizing GBS for far too long. I say it's about time we unite and wipe him off the face of the internet!

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

let me talk to him. he trusts me

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

i think he's good, a real powerful poster

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

who is alex

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
We should have directed Moridin at him instead of squandering our resources.

Just confine them both to a thread to argue with each other for eternity.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

When we wipe off the internet, should we be standing or leaning forward? Wad or fold?

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


Jerry Mumphrey posted:

let me talk to him. he trusts me

Hmm...I don't know about that. For all we know, he could be leading you into a trap.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Why I have half a mind to roll up my sleeves, march on over to tribalwarfare forum and get them to clean up their mess.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
he is going to post a list of names one day and then be on the news for a couple days after his rampage and at some point it will be noted in the bottom of an article that he has 200 accounts on someoneisawfuldotcom and maybe one of us will get quoted telling him to go kill himself so basically this is our chance for fame

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
a powerful synchronized megadump should do the trick.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
hes gonna post here isnt he

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
We're going to want to draw up some flanking maneuvers, he's a slippery one.

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


JiveHonky posted:

a powerful synchronized megadump should do the trick.

I'm reinforcing my sphincter as we speak.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
If there was ever a legitimate reason for swatting, this would be it.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

who the frig is alex

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

edit: asdp

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i like his mind

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Our agent still hasn't reported in. We must assume he is dead, or worse.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I wonder if his mom even reached out to him after that phone call.

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Our agent still hasn't reported in. We must assume he is dead, or worse.

That's it, then. Send in the calvary!

www
Aug 4, 2010

i will defend the honor of any female

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
it's time to make like the Republican party, another dieing institution, and instead of trying to get rid of the insane moron make him our king and insure an age of darkness and swift, universal destruction

Alex for admin

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Alex is fine, he just needs to chill a bit

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Those posts were legitimately within Alex's sphere of influence and he did nothing wrong

(please send payment by diplomatic bag tia)

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
He's got a pattern of setting up 2-3 alt accounts every day, usually in the morning, and getting banned by the afternoon. There's the info lowtax knows but that's no help. He has to have a valid email address to activate an account; there might a chink in that armor.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

The Sharks of Shark Rock stand ready to defend these forums

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
alex is the way of the future. those who stand against him stand against progress

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Fight him with the power of PAWGs

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
It's a steady income for Lowtax and his family, I can't see the downside.

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


Professor Shark posted:

The Sharks of Shark Rock stand ready to defend these forums



Excellent. You'll be leading our naval posting team.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

is this part of the tribal war bullshit???

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
He's helping SAs revenue streams, so he absolutely needs to go.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Kuato posted:

He's helping SAs revenue streams, so he absolutely needs to go.

He's actually costing Lowtax a gently caress load of money and I am shocked he hasn't taken more action.

rip_dare
May 17, 2016

by Shine

Booblord Zagats posted:

Alex is fine, he just needs to chill a bit

last time i did this (with caroline's blessing to boot!) cops showed up at my door at 2 am with NO LIGHTS ON and i seriously thought i was getting home invaded by the same doods that jacked me. the next day i was ACROSS THE CITY 30km away from home in the worst jail in the city. GOOSED IT GURLZ WITH A GOLDEN EGG!!!!

nero gonna be uppity the more her husband gets insecure of me but thats expected she'll come out of it she just gets like flounder from the little mermaid when her plots dont work out perfect

id rather die than be grouped in with republicans nera jfc

a peace bond is not possible in this situation due to my past i most likely will have a life long permanent brand on my record and unemployable for an internet joke LOL unless the whole thing magically disappears like during MaGiCaL GaMe time

rip_dare fucked around with this message at 23:38 on May 17, 2016

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Doc Friday posted:

Excellent. You'll be leading our naval posting team.

Awesome, I mean you'll probably regret this, but I've been reading a shitload of Aubrey-Maturin and I think I'm ready to make a mess.

FIRE THE BOW-CHASERS!

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

numberoneposter posted:

is this part of the tribal war bullshit???

Yes. Our tribe is declaring war on his tribe.

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


rip_dare posted:

last time i did this (with caroline's blessing too boot) cops showed up at my door with NO LIGHTS ON and i seriously thought i was getting home invaded by the same doods that jacked me

nero gonna be uppity the more her husband gets insecure of me but thats expected she'll come out of it she just gets like flounder from the little mermaid when her plots dont work out perfect

id rather die than be grouped in with republicans nera jfc

Attention all security teams, hostiles have breached the compound!

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

rip_dare posted:

last time i did this (with caroline's blessing to boot!) cops showed up at my door at 2 am with NO LIGHTS ON and i seriously thought i was getting home invaded by the same doods that jacked me. the next day i was ACROSS THE CITY 30km away from home in the worst jail in the city. GOOSED IT GURLZ WITH A GOLDEN EGG!!!!

nero gonna be uppity the more her husband gets insecure of me but thats expected she'll come out of it she just gets like flounder from the little mermaid when her plots dont work out perfect

id rather die than be grouped in with republicans nera jfc

a peace bond is not possible in this situation due to my past i most likely will have a life long permanent brand on my record and unemployable for an internet joke LOL

Well I suppose I'm sorry to hear that, Al. Hope poo poo goes better for you in the future.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
So if it was the E/N forum that broke him why is he attacking GBS?

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rip_dare
May 17, 2016

by Shine

Booblord Zagats posted:

Well I suppose I'm sorry to hear that, Al. Hope poo poo goes better for you in the future.

well thanks 4 ur kind words ola this reminds me of all the beautiful and totally honest talks we had (or i avoided cuz do they really even exist) LOL

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