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Chef does mostly writing and music and i imagine that after 4 years most if not all of that is finished. Those are also both things that you don't want to show much of.
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May 19, 2016 06:37
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he should keep his artist blade honed by making more dillbert/bart cartoons imo
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NickPancakes posted:Hey look, a kickstarter update. Thanks bhroom. Wow, I've never seen such libel in my life. I quit. PS. Notice how all of them are moving? They are also changing their names and their faces, and the game is years overdue. Makes you think, huh? NickPancakes posted:Dev dudes, how is chef? He's been dead on twitter and here since Jan. Presumed dead, but also isn't dead, but is still presumed to be dead. Gortarius fucked around with this message at 07:49 on May 19, 2016 |
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He uploaded his consciousness into the game, to make sure it was perfect. Well, at least not completely terrible. Thank you for your sacrifice, Chef.
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May 19, 2016 08:11
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he's going over every pixel of Barkley art and dehumanizing every single one.
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Gortarius shoved him up his beard into the magical land of food crumbs and mayo droplets.
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I don't know which is worse, being forced to move to NY or being forced to move to London.
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Contrary to popular kickstarter trend, the ToGsters spent all of the kickstarter money to destroy a house.
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Pierogi posted:Contrary to popular kickstarter trend, the ToGsters spent all of the kickstarter money to destroy a house. Blowing poo poo up is cool I guess.
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Remember when tog did a tog stream? By the time game comes out at least 10% of the player base will be born after that stream.
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May 19, 2016 11:36
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Thanks for the kickstarter update, chums! My beliefs in the ToG TeAm will not waver regardless of how far they venture in their attempts to elude the police
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I believe in tog... I believe in the 2023 release date
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owl milk posted:Chef does mostly writing and music and i imagine that after 4 years most if not all of that is finished. lmao
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May 19, 2016 20:18
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I pledge my purity to Lord Clispaeth, ToG and Barkley 2!
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what about all the people who have died waiting for the game to come out.........
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Barkley 2 is dedicated in loving memory of all its backers.
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Modus Pwnens posted:Barkley 2 is dedicated in loving memory of all its backers.
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Kids born after Barkley 2 was funded will be entering preschool this year there they will learn corporate attitude and it is then they are lost forever
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DeepQantas posted:I pledge my purity to Lord Clispaeth, ToG and Barkley 2! How much did you pledge?
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Node posted:How much did you pledge? A single Tubman.
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Gortarius posted:A single Tubman. How much did you pledge?
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Wednesday's Kickstarter Update posted:'ll update again on Friday with cleaner, more specific details about where we stand in development. I'm well aware this update was just fluff to let you know we are still around. Friday, it's happening!
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maybe they could retain interest with monthly new jpg's of dakimakuras to buy
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Holepunchio posted:My faith in Clispaeth continues to be tried. i know we've all made some Good Joke's in this thread about the incredible incompetence of the Game Tales boys but can we all stop and appreciate this an update to help quell the fears that they might be dead after 4 years of nothing, an apology for leaving everyone in the dark, and a promise to give clarity and detail on where they're at in development in an update less than 48 hours away and they can't even do that thank god we've all been playing this game since its original launch in December 2013 because otherwise we'd start to feel bitter WarpDogs fucked around with this message at 19:33 on May 21, 2016 |
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in all fairness at least they haven't begged for more money like other kickstarters that take way too long, which at least suggests they're trying to be sustainable/accountable for their fuckups. They haven't tried developing a secret second kickstarter or moved their entire long-distance team to London yet.
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Neurolimal posted:in all fairness at least they haven't begged for more money like other kickstarters that take way too long, which at least suggests they're trying to be sustainable/accountable for their fuckups. They haven't tried developing a secret second kickstarter or moved their entire long-distance team to London yet. if the second kickstarter was secret, how would you know if they did one?
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lmao i just saw doom 4 has a loving skyrim arrow to the knee joke in it. can this game come out please . i need something.
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We'd never do a second kickstarter... ...because we would do a Indiegogo flexible funding campaign instead. Don't worry, the stupid assh*le is working on the gun's kickstarter update thing as we speak. Unfortunately, it will be incredible unimpressive.
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Neurolimal posted:in all fairness at least they haven't begged for more money like other kickstarters that take way too long, which at least suggests they're trying to be sustainable/accountable for their fuckups. They haven't tried developing a secret second kickstarter or moved their entire long-distance team to London yet. "no, see, we didn't mean that barkley"
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May 21, 2016 20:49
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Charles Barkley's shut up and Jam 2-pack: can be applied to over 100,000 different types of sandwiches, connect to food.com to upload your unique sandwiches
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Neurolimal posted:in all fairness at least they haven't begged for more money like other kickstarters that take way too long, which at least suggests they're trying to be sustainable/accountable for their fuckups. They haven't tried developing a secret second kickstarter or moved their entire long-distance team to London yet. Gortarius reads this post and suddenly has to rewrite the Friday update.
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/talesofgames/barkley-2-an-rpg-sequel-to-barkley-shut-up-and-jam/posts/1582684 *Yawns*
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It's gonna be totes sick when the game comes out and is nothing but a folder full of gun sprites. In the game's defense though it's gonna be a LOT of gun sprites.
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May 21, 2016 21:49
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I want to play the game, eventually.
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please change K+S (Knockback + Stagger) to SOK (Stagger Or Knockback)
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then rename recoil to recoil knockback so i can create a GameFAQs guide for RCK 'em SCK 'em gun'sbots sorry
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Malnourishing Salt Machine Pistol Of The Perfectionist
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+2 Offensive Tek-9''s Of The Beholder's (Awakened)
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