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Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
It's gonna be those Mattel zombie WWE action figures

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ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

They're adding Season 2 of Lost to the Network.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

Sigma posted:

Any guesses on what these "hatch" tweets are about?

http://twitter.com/WWE/status/736603488923189248

smell this posted:

the smackdown fist

Fist my hatch

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.
They're just very confused about Haitch.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
It's Owen Hart's cryotube. He's coming back on Monday to upstage Cena and shock the world.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority
It's the Bret Hart/Tom Magee match.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
It's about Alex Riley and him re-signing with the WWE.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
It's Chris Benoit's brain and they're going to put it in a robot body.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

sticklefifer posted:

It's Chris Benoit's brain and they're going to put it in a robot body.

Is he gonna team up with Kane?



Erebus posted:

That's like the worst part to salvage

Gonz fucked around with this message at 11:23 on May 29, 2016

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

sticklefifer posted:

It's Chris Benoit's brain

That's like the worst part to salvage

Beautiful Ninja
Mar 26, 2009

Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.
I for one cannot wait for the debut of Gobbledy Gooker Jr. Or for when they are in Spanish speaking markets, El Hijo de Gobbledy Gooker.

ParanoidInc
Apr 27, 2013

You dun scuffed me for the last time you no-good Zayn boy!
Fun Shoe
it's another Primo and Epico repackage

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

sticklefifer posted:

It's Chris Benoit's brain and they're going to put it in a robot body.

only if it's an Adrienne Barbeau-bot

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

only if it's an Adrienne Barbeau-bot

With chainsaws for hands!

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin
I imagine those tweets are for the Video Game. It is about that time of year for them to start hyping it.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

ParanoidInc posted:

it's another Primo and Epico repackage

Please no. I'm kind of morbidly interested in how many times they'll push those guys out to deafening silence

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Chris Benoitbot will have the strength of ten gorillas

3 A.M. Radio
Nov 5, 2003

Workin' too hard can give me
A heart attACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!
You oughtta' know by now...

That DICK! posted:

Chris Benoitbot will have the strength of ten gorillas

But why so short?

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
*hatch shatters*

Stone Cold's coming back

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

That DICK! posted:

Chris Benoitbot will have the strength of ten gorillas

but can he defeat roman reigns

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

smell this posted:

but can he defeat roman reigns

No, he loses clean to one spear despite being bullet and impact proof.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

That DICK! posted:

Chris Benoitbot will have the strength of ten gorillas

and D-cups full of justice

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Ahem.

:woop:

https://twitter.com/JoeyStyles/status/736269052952334336

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

keevo posted:

It's about Alex Riley and him re-signing with the WWE.

Don't joke about stuff like that

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness
Rage is getting pushed again, and it's not out the door this time.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Trent Razor1911 posted:

Rage is getting pushed again, and it's not out the door this time.

Oh no! Did something happen to that one guy's e-fed character?

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014

The Social Outcasts are the villains in the new Marine movie? Sweet.

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS

Sigma posted:

Any guesses on what these "hatch" tweets are about?

http://twitter.com/WWE/status/736603488923189248

they're finally going to pay off GTV!

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

They're getting off the island/they're never getting off the island.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Raskolnikov38 posted:

and D-cups full of justice

So that's why he wore a bra.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

That, everyone, is an example of bad comedy.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Luigi Thirty posted:

That, everyone, is an example of bad comedy.

Still preferable to Dolph Ziggler

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Late to the party, but...

The_Rob posted:

I wanted to see an army of children wearing pbr parody shirts.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


So Miz did come through on his promise to Naomi to get her into a movie.

Miz is true to his word.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Tomahawk posted:

they're finally going to pay off GTV!

They already did on the Edge & Christian show. It was Gobbledy Gooker the whole time

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Roman Reigns could defeat an attack helicopter with just one spear, civilization 4 taught me that

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

I feel like this hatch thing is somehow going to inexplicably be about the Wyatts.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

i hope it is the funkasaurus, "brodus clay"

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010
Is it the Gobbledy Gooker? Has anyone said that yet.

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Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

More proof that the Miz owns as he gets Naomi's Hollywood career off the ground as he promised, despite the Uso's foolish jealousy

edit: drat I got beaten to this but I still want to repeat that the Miz owns

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