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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Poque posted:

burn this ump like a ryan braun jersey

You won't say that when he hits the pennant-clinching HR for us.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

J-Hey's 100th! :woop:

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
CRUNCH

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Heyward HR! :woop:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
J-Hey! :woop:

OSheaman
May 27, 2004

Heavy Fucking Metal
Fun Shoe
Heyward finally waking up

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

I don't think any of Heyward's 3 homers went more than 360 feet. Always line drive shots.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Heyward finally realized that big stick of wood is for hitting the ball.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


JHey! :bubblewoop:

That's two different guys with career HR 100 this year on the Cubs.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Cubs confirming it was Soler's hamstring

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I don't think any of Heyward's 3 homers went more than 360 feet. Always line drive shots.

Dude can seriously only hit line drives or grounders, he's got a totally flat swing.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Retail Slave posted:

Cubs confirming it was Soler's hamstring

:ms:

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Off to go play baseball in the burbs. Please win this one Cubs.

OSheaman
May 27, 2004

Heavy Fucking Metal
Fun Shoe
Good lord this Phillies defense is bad

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Altuve :doom:

OSheaman
May 27, 2004

Heavy Fucking Metal
Fun Shoe
I dunno why Lester isn't placing all of his pitches outside, with this strike zone.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

OSheaman posted:

I dunno why Lester isn't placing all of his pitches outside, with this strike zone.

Because they're only called when Morgan pitches them.

Seriously:

Kevlar v2.0 fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Jun 7, 2016

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Phanatic body shaming rather than showing the game. God dammit, ESPN.

Edit: Pittsburgh game postponed, probably means I don't have to see Cole dominate the Cards again. :woop: The last Pirates game I saw was 2013 NLDS Game 2, I could do without another one of those.

Pancakes fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Jun 7, 2016

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
lol Lester clowned him on that last pitch.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Because they're only called when Morgan pitches them.

Seriously:


But those would all be inside pitches!

And honestly, they aren't that egregious looking, except maybe the Bryant one.

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
Not sure why Marwin Gonzalez keeps getting starts at 1B. He makes way too many mental mistakes there. He's athletic enough to make the diving stops and stretches and whatnot, but it seems like he's always out of position on balls hit into the shift and bunts and things like that.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
oh man Lester so close

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Test Lester for roids.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
what the gently caress...

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Dammit Colby

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Dear baseball, I would like to return this Jays-Tigers game. It's defective.

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
Save us Y2Jose

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Second HR stolen by our OF :smug:

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Cubs radio mic picking up some annoying loudmouth Philly fucks in the stands.

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe
Just got home and turned on the game. Did I hear right that Cuthbert got injured?

e: Oh yay, Infante at second. I guess he did get hurt.

e2: and now a home run. Double gently caress!

Sandpuppy fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Jun 7, 2016

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

Sandpuppy posted:

Just got home and turned on the game. Did I hear right that Cuthbert got injured?

e: Oh yay, Infante at second. I guess he did get hurt.

e2: and now a home run. Double gently caress!

He was sliding into second and Schoop's throw hit his arm. There's no way it was intentional, but it looked terrible.

:rip: Royals. insurmountable lead

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Love me some Dexter.

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe
Yosted

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

I always liked the Blue Jays.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Cmon Rizz I wanna post bryzzo.gif

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Poque posted:

Cmon Rizz I wanna post bryzzo.gif

That second pitch was the one to hit.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

Ice To Meet You posted:

I always liked the Blue Jays.

I dunno who those pod people are on the field but they're not the Blue Jays.

Except for Floyd. That was definitely Gavin Floyd.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Rizzo going opposite field a lot this week

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
It's not gifworthy but I'll take it :smugdog:

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Rizzo :unsmith:

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