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Jonah Galtberg
Feb 11, 2009

Quantum Mechanic posted:

the Greens have literally always been socialists bro
They're the biggest incrementalists I've ever seen if this is true

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GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

BBJoey posted:

screamingllama, then

Don't look at me, I spent my pension money on new bedclothes and EVE stuff.

It's my birthday on Tuesday if you want to buy me a pony avatar.

Jumpingmanjim posted:

The democrats suck.

So does your mum and your avatar.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

ScreamingLlama posted:

Don't look at me, I spent my pension money on new bedclothes and EVE stuff.

It's my birthday on Tuesday if you want to buy me a pony avatar.


So does your mum and your avatar.

Well now we know who Bill Shorten's zinger writer is.

turdbucket
Oct 30, 2011

Seagull posted:

is anyone outside of asio and the lib dems still afraid of reds under the beds

if this election is anything to by, millionaire anthony albanese is also terrified of the reds under the beds.

Quantum Mechanic
Apr 25, 2010

Just another fuckwit who thrives on fake moral outrage.
:derp:Waaaah the Christians are out to get me:derp:

lol abbottsgonnawin

Jonah Galtberg posted:

They're the biggest incrementalists I've ever seen if this is true

I was more thinking in a NSW context. Probably more correct on a Federal level to say socialists have always been part of the Greens

Kafka Syrup
Apr 29, 2009

Quantum Mechanic posted:

I was more thinking in a NSW context. Probably more correct on a Federal level to say socialists have always been part of the Greens

It is super state based, like you say. I know up here in Queensland, the centre-left and eco-warrior groups are more prevalent than the socialists who seem to be more prevalent in NSW. Being a grassroots party that's absorbed and joined with dozens of different NGOs, political groups and activists over the thirty years of its existence, it isn't surprising that states can have slightly different priorities (while broadly agreeing with all principles at NatCon).

Side question: who's good to follow on Twitter for the election? I have Ozman Faruqi, Ghost who Votes, and Antony Green, but who else is worth keeping tabs on.

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

Mithranderp posted:

Does that mean the rest of us are full-time shitposters?
No, more in the sense of hardcore shitposters (Don't google this).

I know commercial radio is where comedy goes to get interred but I must say finding http://www.cactus.com.au/cactarians2.html did not disappoint. I idly wondered this morning who cleared Sarah Handsome Rack as a pseudonym.

It also seems that Labor are actively trying to throw the election at this point. Words fail me.

Kafka Syrup
Apr 29, 2009

Cartoon posted:

It also seems that Labor are actively trying to throw the election at this point. Words fail me.

The more I think about it, the more I think that's actually their strategy. They're not pushing that hard in marginals, and seem more focussed on shoring up their current support base. I'm starting to think that some senior strategists have decided that a better long term strategy is to throw this election, let the LNP ruin the country both economically and socially, then come in and pick up the pieces. It destroys the Conservatives' stranglehold over the rhetoric of economic management and unites and mobilises the marginalised behind the ALP and Unions, at the low, low price of destroying the lives and livelihoods of millions of working class Australians and losing what little of the moral high ground the ALP still had.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Didn't someone post a theory that the ALP doesn't want government when the housing bubble pops?

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
"heroism is futile" - malcolm turnbull, prime minister

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

ZealousQ posted:

The more I think about it, the more I think that's actually their strategy. They're not pushing that hard in marginals, and seem more focussed on shoring up their current support base. I'm starting to think that some senior strategists have decided that a better long term strategy is to throw this election, let the LNP ruin the country both economically and socially, then come in and pick up the pieces. It destroys the Conservatives' stranglehold over the rhetoric of economic management and unites and mobilises the marginalised behind the ALP and Unions, at the low, low price of destroying the lives and livelihoods of millions of working class Australians and losing what little of the moral high ground the ALP still had.

if they actually believe this they're even dumber than I thought. The LNP will never blame anything other than the gigantic debt labor left them with and we don't have any journalists to contradict them.

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
I don't feel like it's throwing the election, I feel like they're playing to the negative message and explicitly using coalition budget measures so the coalition can't criticise their choices. So they cherry picked from a rotten bunch to find something just reasonable enough to push a message of savings from middle-income welfare from FTB-A and HECS 2% from 50k is like a slow simmer towards the current 4% at 54k. Then for some reason I guess Newstart changes mean people under 25 can rot on the streets if they are unemployed?

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

ZealousQ posted:

Side question: who's good to follow on Twitter for the election? I have Ozman Faruqi, Ghost who Votes, and Antony Green, but who else is worth keeping tabs on.
Malcolm Farnsworth is pretty good for wonkish stuff about voting and political history.
Kevin Bonham and William Bowe (the Poll Bludger) are similar, but tweet more about current stuff.
Greg Jericho is Grog. Just remember to mute whatever sports poo poo you don't care about.
Mark di Stefano, Bernard Keane, Latika Bourke, Mark Colvin, Katharine Murphy and Lenore Taylor are all decent journos who are really active on twitter, and are probably where I hear a lot of Auspol news from.
David Pope is the best cartoonist in the country.
Aus Gov Just Googled is hilarious.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I think the long election cycle has thrown some of us off, neither party has launched the cannons yet and this is some weird pre-election sandpit fight that made its way in. I think in the last 2 weeks you'll see some mobilization and it wont seem like any party is trying to lose anymore.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Anidav posted:

I think the long election cycle has thrown some of us off, neither party has launched the cannons yet and this is some weird pre-election sandpit fight that made its way in. I think in the last 2 weeks you'll see some mobilization and it wont seem like any party is trying to lose anymore.

I think you're crediting them with more tact and skill than they have. The coalition was prepared ahead of time and wanted the long game. This was why they had advertising up in May - they simply have nothing positive to contribute, so they've got a message, and they're going to ape tony abbott and hammer that message as much as they can.

Unfortunately for them, people are wary of them, and they aren't completely buying what the coalition are selling.

Or labour for that matter.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
A little bit sure, but I think both parties are in a bit of a slumber.

Au Revoir Shosanna
Feb 17, 2011

i support this government and/or service
Labor is still scarred from the Abbott years and thinks the best way to shore up votes is to adopt the LNP's policies wholesale.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

I think it's more a case that both majors have been concerned with their base because of perceived threat from minor/independents for a long time and the results over a long campaign are rather showing up what a bleak strategy that is, particularly when you've got zero to sell like Tithin says. They're too entrenched in having painted themselves into rhetorical corners by their idiotic posturing on various issues and hoping that doubt will work in their favour.

If you can take anything from the polls, it's that a large group of voters refuse to tell us what they're thinking because they're impressed by neither majors messaging and aren't prepared to commit to anything beyond maybe sorting out minor party preferencing. Maybe a factor will be that the taxpayer has effectively paid all federal politicians for doing absolutely nothing for months while they lie to us about what they might and might not do.

And give the huge size of the Senate voting sheet this election, it's going to be mayhem despite the changes. I know there's been a lot of hooha over the ballots for ticket positions, noone knows, not even Antony Green, how that will pan out.

I WANNA BE A TWINK
Mar 27, 2016

ewe2 posted:

I know there's been a lot of hooha over the ballots for ticket positions, noone knows, not even Antony Green, how that will pan out.

There are still a large number of people in Australia who still think Howard is PM.

Ballot positions are very important, a lot of people will vote 1-6 left to right of the ballot. So getting in the top 6 is very important.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I've talked to people from remote areas who think Howard is still PM too.

It's weird.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

Paramedics put PM’s name in too-hard basket as patients fail test


AUSTRALIA’S turnstile of prime ministers has been deemed too confusing for the community, with the question being dropped from procedures to assess sick and injured patients.

While Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull arrives in Brisbane today to visit the marginal seat of Beenleigh, he may not be pleased to know that many of his constituents don’t know who he is.

Emergency workers evaluating a patient’s level of consciousness would once ask who the prime minister was to assess their mental alertness.

But with the nation watching the rise and fall of five prime ministers in as many years, some paramedics are avoiding the question.

Greg Abood has worked as a paramedic on the Sunshine Coast for almost three decades and said he chose to forego the tricky political question about 12 months ago.

“We would ask patients that question because it gave us an idea of their conscious level and ability to recall events,” Mr Abood said. “But the country’s prime ministers are changing so often, it’s no longer a good indication of their mental status.”

Mr Abood once asked a patient to name the prime minister, only to be told: “I haven’t watched the news today.”


He said: “I’ve resorted back to asking them what they had for their previous meal. It’s a much safer question.”

Queensland Nurses Union secretary Beth Mohle said she was aware of reports the question was being used less by health professionals.

“Even those who are in full control of their faculties might have difficulties keeping up with who’s who in the zoo these days,” Ms Mohle said.

A Queensland Ambulance Service spokesman said the wide variety of patients who were attended to meant guidelines on questions weren’t possible.

“Often it is more appropriate to ask a question that’s relevant to other current events or within the ‘lifestyle’ of the patient attended,” the spokesman said.

“It is important to remember that an accurate assessment of a patient’s level of consciousness is far more detailed than just the recollection of a fact or name.”


http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/...2d332f866367c6a

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

I WANNA BE A TWINK posted:

There are still a large number of people in Australia who still think Howard is PM.

Ballot positions are very important, a lot of people will vote 1-6 left to right of the ballot. So getting in the top 6 is very important.

It's possible, I'm not convinced by the evidence so far. And further to that are the new changes which complicate the issue further. Wait till after the election before confident predictions.

Other
Jul 10, 2007

Post it easy!
Liberal candidate resigns over Frankston brothel ownership

A Coalition candidate has quit after it emerged he owns a Frankston brothel called Paradise Playmates.

Massage therapist John Min-Chiang Hsu resigned as the Liberal Party candidate for the Victorian seat of Calwell after his ties to the brothel were revealed on Saturday.

The Victorian Liberal Party said in a statement it had come to its attention that Mr Hsu had "not fully declared his business interests prior to applying for endorsement as required".

"Mr Hsu has resigned, with immediate effect, as an endorsed candidate of the Liberal Party and has resigned as a member of the party," the statement said.

"Given the AEC's nomination deadlines the Liberal Party will not be running an endorsed candidate in the Division of Calwell."

Mr Hsu was unlikely to pose much of a challenge to Labor incumbent Maria Vamvakinou, who has held the safe Labor seat since 2001, but his departure in scandalous circumstances is still a blow for the Coalition.

The brothel, which offers both erotic massage and full sex services for between $60 and $350, is billed on its website as the "best brothel in Frankston".

Wheezle
Aug 13, 2007

420 stop boats erryday
Perhaps the Sex Party would have been a better fit.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
When he applied the liberal party told him it was going to be a hard job.

He misheard.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Anidav posted:

I've talked to people from remote areas who think Howard is still PM too.

It's weird.

wtf is going on in those people's heads



I'm astounded that this isn't satire.

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Funnily enough they probably think the Democrats are still a party.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Tommofork posted:

Funnily enough they probably think the Democrats are still a party.

Someone tried to tell them, but they said it too quietly.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Anidav posted:

Didn't someone post a theory that the ALP doesn't want government when the housing bubble pops?

That might have been me. I reckon they'd be quite happy to have the Libs try to negotiate the fallout of a financial meltdown with a hung parliament.

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS
What's the deal with the CFA EBA that's got the volunteers up in arms? Pissing them off doesn't seem like a sensible move seeing as they make up a large number of our firefighters. Does less volunteers (if a lot of them resign as is already happening according to The Age) mean the paid firefighters have a stronger negotiating position in the future or something?

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

gay picnic defence posted:

What's the deal with the CFA EBA that's got the volunteers up in arms? Pissing them off doesn't seem like a sensible move seeing as they make up a large number of our firefighters. Does less volunteers (if a lot of them resign as is already happening according to The Age) mean the paid firefighters have a stronger negotiating position in the future or something?

Not sure, as most of the media are now after Andrews since he sacked the Emergency Services minister. I saw a Herald Sun opened on a double page of them just tearing into Andrews over the sacking of the minister and how he isn't taking their advice. Can't seem to find any real balanced stories on it, or any background information.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

gay picnic defence posted:

What's the deal with the CFA EBA that's got the volunteers up in arms? Pissing them off doesn't seem like a sensible move seeing as they make up a large number of our firefighters. Does less volunteers (if a lot of them resign as is already happening according to The Age) mean the paid firefighters have a stronger negotiating position in the future or something?

CFA management want to sway public opinion against the UFU and are doing this by agitating volunteer firefighters via their union (the Volunteer Fire Brigades Victoria). Both CFA and MFB are constantly butting heads with the UFU because the UFU doesn't bow to CFA/MFB's demands (eg. in the past the UFU has refused to let recruit courses continue at Fiskville, and they've fought against uniform items that MFB/CFA wanted to introduce that were later found to be dangerous and not actually flame resistant/retardant).

The UFU wants consultation clauses in their EBAs, which the CFA/MFB are dead against.

So basically, CFA are lovely at the UFU for looking after its workers so they're waging a misinformation campaign via volunteers.

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

Did my first volunteering doorknocking for the Greens today and it was way less daunting then I thought it would be. Quite interesting actually. I encourage everyone to get involved in that sort of thing if they aren't already.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Fairfax poll should come out tonight I think.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-11/shark-attack-victim-mother-speaks-out-about-front-page/7501614

quote:

The mother of a man killed by a shark in Western Australia has expressed anger at a newspaper's front page showing children in the ocean with a superimposed fin in the background.

The West Australian featured a picture of a shark fin moving towards a boy and a girl playing in the water.

The mocked up image, published on Wednesday June 8, pointed to a story on the debate over a shark cull in the wake of two fatal attacks in WA waters within a week.

Stay classy, Westralian.

Kafka Syrup
Apr 29, 2009

freebooter posted:

Did my first volunteering doorknocking for the Greens today and it was way less daunting then I thought it would be. Quite interesting actually. I encourage everyone to get involved in that sort of thing if they aren't already.

Seriously. Doorknocking is great. For a lovely goon like myself, it forces me to get things like "sun", "fresh air", and "human interaction", plus people are SO much nicer to talk to in person than on the phone. It's also the best way to shift votes. And to shore up support for the Revolution.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
If people don't talk to me or state outright they won't be voting Greens, I like to paint a black 'X' on the door in front of them.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

freebooter posted:

Did my first volunteering doorknocking for the Greens today and it was way less daunting then I thought it would be. Quite interesting actually. I encourage everyone to get involved in that sort of thing if they aren't already.

I was out this afternoon too! It was honestly pretty good, you expect things to be way worse than they turn out to be. I actually found voter phone banking to be way harder, people tend to be kinder to someone who's turning up to their doorstep.

Can I ask where some of you are doing these? I'm in the Melbourne Ports area, which is actually pretty welcome since while it's a Labor seat, its sitting member is not popular outside of the Jewish areas. ...which are where we'll be doorknocking tomorrow, yaaaaay.

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spamman
Jul 11, 2002

Chin up Tiger, There is always next season...
Just as a tip for you door knocking Greens, make sure you enter the data correctly. It really sucks when you see that someone wants to volunteer or put up a placard and then they haven't written down a name, number or email.

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