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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Ragnarok the Red posted:

Tolleson....in a close game... :ohdear:

Wilhelmsen did OK, so maybe there's hope

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ok_dirdel
Apr 27, 2003

Tolleson manages to strike someone out and they still reach.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Are they gonna pitch around to get to Parker? :gonk:

ok_dirdel
Apr 27, 2003

Jesus christ...

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Tolleson is a dumpster fire.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Bruce Kison posted:

Wilhelmsen did OK, so maybe there's hope

nope, no hope

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Thanks a lot Casilla :sigh:

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
:sigh: Tolly :suicide:

Hoekie
Apr 22, 2010
T-rex spotted at Safeco

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
I really wish Daniels had traded Tolly in the offseason when he was worth a decent prospect.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Ragnarok the Red posted:

I really wish Daniels had traded Tolly in the offseason when he was worth a decent prospect.

I just wish he was halfway decent

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I never understood how Tolleson managed to make as many saves as he did last season. To my stupid, uneducated eyes, it looked like drat near every save attempt was an adventure last season. This season so far is more of the same, except people have him figured out this time.

ok_dirdel
Apr 27, 2003

This is not the Mitch Moreland I expected to see tonight. Shame about last inning...

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Shinjobi posted:

I never understood how Tolleson managed to make as many saves as he did last season. To my stupid, uneducated eyes, it looked like drat near every save attempt was an adventure last season. This season so far is more of the same, except people have him figured out this time.

Last year Tolly used a nasty breaking low-and-away changeup with a high fastball to cross up a lot of hitters and getting a lot of strikeouts and groundouts.

Now those same two pitches he regularly hangs in the middle of the plate to get crushed.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Adam Jone is a p good CF

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

Dale Ouise posted:

Adam Jone is a p good CF

heh.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007



on that note, chris davis is an elite hitter :v:

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


Double for Edwin. Oh yes.

e: Saunders :)

The Berzerker fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Jun 11, 2016

AegisP
Oct 5, 2008
Welp that deteriorated quickly

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Dale Ouise posted:

on that note, chris davis is an elite hitter :v:

Went to the well one too many times obviously.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Limit MLB games to three innings imo.

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

JBJ :woop:

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

That is an acceptable way to open up the game Boston.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
And then despair set in.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Pittsburgh Happ is dead and buried in a shallow grave.

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


Happ is just trying to make Stroman feel better.

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice
Devon Travis, Darwin Barney, Kevin Pillar. All cool and handsome ball players.

Speaking of which, Russel Martin comes off the bench.

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
When we lose this game, it is going to be McFarland's fault. "Hm, what if I threw a pitch in the dirt? They didn't swing at the last one, but maybe they'll bite this time." *repeats for the next 12 pitches*

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


Was hoping for a papa slam but I'll take that. Hoping for a big EE AB.

AegisP
Oct 5, 2008
EDWING

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
EDWING!

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
That is a large edwing

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


EDWIN HIT THAT LIKE A TRUCK BERSERKERRRRRRRRRRRR!

Artix
Apr 26, 2010

He's finally back,
to kick some tail!
And this time,
he's goin' to jail!
Ah yes, the alternative to "throw in the dirt a foot out from home plate", a dead center fastball. :eng99:

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


The Blue Jays are a delight.

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


Dale Ouise posted:

EDWIN HIT THAT LIKE A TRUCK BERSERKERRRRRRRRRRRR!

would you like some making gently caress,

<----

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice
Hitty Jays are fun Jays.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
The most dangerous emotion, hope.

A little taste of the 2015 vintage.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

Dale Ouise posted:

EDWIN HIT THAT LIKE A TRUCK BERSERKERRRRRRRRRRRR!

107mph for 427 feet.

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Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
That's gotta be the most massive Jays bomb of the year. It's finally Summer.

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