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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Boy what a liberating experience! Really challenges yourself. Hope I can make it!

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


no as a matter of fact i'm. Not

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
The alligator was.

Salem Saberhagen
Feb 23, 2009
I only eat dicks on Ramadan thank you very much.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



I'm 300 calories under my daily goal, does that count?

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

More out of poverty than solidarity.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Celluloid Sam posted:

no as a matter of fact i'm. Not

You should try it it's kind of like a full body cleanse

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
hell I can't even stop drinking for 20 full minutes

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I'm getting into my bikini body

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

does eating rear end count as breaking your fast?

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

cuz if so... GUILTY

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
only if it was eaten like groceries

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I'm eating twice as much bacon as usual

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

I'm eating twice as much bacon as usual

YLLS is that a way ---->

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
A Rockin' Ramadan!

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
you guys joke but fasting in the United States from like 6 am to 9 pm is very difficult

yes I am a Muslim and Ramadan loving sucks , June through July is probably the worst time for it to happen

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I don't know anything about Japanese holidays, what do I need to do?

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

a hole-y ghost posted:

I don't know anything about Japanese holidays, what do I need to do?

make sincere prayers in the morning to fast
Consume no water or food or smoke a cig /bang your wife from sunrise to sunset (actually morning prayers to dusk )
bite your tongue as holier than thou Muslims remind everybody how good they are at Islam

Or option b

Be Albanian and drink and watch football (soccer )

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
no water, seriously? hosed up if true.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Pon de Bundy posted:

make sincere prayers in the morning to fast
Consume no water or food or smoke a cig /bang your wife from sunrise to sunset (actually morning prayers to dusk )
bite your tongue as holier than thou Muslims remind everybody how good they are at Islam

Or option b

Be Albanian and drink and watch football (soccer )
hmm well I don't have food cigs or a wife so I guess I'll be thirstier than usual :grin:

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

in fact i am farting for ramadan

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
imagine instead of fun and gifts and family love and celebration and poo poo on Christmas you got a pair of black socks and a stern talking to from your dad About how Jesus is lord and Christmas is about him not gifts now multiply it by 30 and that's Ramadan

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Maoist Pussy posted:

no water, seriously? hosed up if true.

Why do you think they are so angry in the middle east?

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!
Ultra Carp
I am massacring people in solidarity

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Boko Haram: farting for Ramadan.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
Solidarity with who?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

plain blue jacket posted:

Solidarity with who?
Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF)

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I will be fasting the last 10 days of the Ramadan.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I'll be fasting a bunch of gay muslams

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
I'm farting for ramadan in solidarity with all the other farters.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Salem Saberhagen posted:

I only eat dicks on Ramadan thank you very much.

it's not haram as long as you go to the night club after the sun has set

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Boy what a liberating experience! Really challenges yourself. Hope I can make it!

it never gets old for me that just 3 years ago people made posts like this completely unironically

my favourite islam thread was the one where a muslim told that people who leave islam should be killed, but she wasn't the one who got probated

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

I'm eating twice as much Salami as usual

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Maoist Pussy posted:

I'm getting into my bikini body

whats his nme

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i headbutted daniel mom post bail

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Why the gently caress would I do that?

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Ramalamadingdong is a funny play on words

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

brylcreem posted:

Why the gently caress would I do that?

It's an incredibly liberating and spiritual experience which is truly humbling

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
I'm talking about sucking cock FYI

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
You're allowed to suck cock when you cant tell a black dick from a white dick

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