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and eats gross food and gets paddled by schoolmarms in boarding schools and an entire wealthy family will live in like a 20 by 20 foot apartment with a barely functional toilet and have a single compact car which has the steering wheel on the wrong side and a manual transmission . Unbelievable. Open public yards or "national parks" are unheard of, as is any private yard larger than a postage stamp. Can britgoons confirm?
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Jun 20, 2016 21:59
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Is that the hottest man in England?
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Jun 20, 2016 22:00
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Jun 20, 2016 22:00
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ello guvnuh
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Jun 20, 2016 22:01
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Revenants Return posted:Is that the hottest man in England? That is female Birtish pop singer "Sporty Spice" actually
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Jun 20, 2016 22:02
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they all live in bogs and eat raw fish like gollum
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Jun 20, 2016 22:03
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Revenants Return posted:Is that the hottest man in England? Probably, poo poo lol.
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Revenants Return posted:and eats gross food and gets paddled by schoolmarms in boarding schools and an entire wealthy family will live in like a 20 by 20 foot apartment with a barely functional toilet and have a single compact car which has the steering wheel on the wrong side and a manual transmission . Unbelievable. Open public yards or "national parks" are unheard of, as is any private yard larger than a postage stamp. Can britgoons confirm?
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Revenants Return posted:and eats gross food and gets paddled by schoolmarms in boarding schools and an entire wealthy family will live in like a 20 by 20 foot apartment with a barely functional toilet and have a single compact car which has the steering wheel on the wrong side and a manual transmission . Unbelievable. Open public yards or "national parks" are unheard of, as is any private yard larger than a postage stamp. Can britgoons confirm? Also apparently their government is really a massive pedophile ring
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Jun 20, 2016 22:13
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on the plus side, they invented america
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Jun 20, 2016 22:15
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Dear Britain - The EU is fake and gay. Come home. Love, America
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its all true gays
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Jun 20, 2016 22:19
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their version of urban crime is white kids wearing plaid from head to toe that throw rocks at you lol
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City of Tampa posted:their version of urban crime is white kids wearing plaid from head to toe that throw rocks at you lol Sneakin cheeky pints and hashish lol.
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City of Tampa posted:their version of urban crime is white kids wearing plaid from head to toe that throw rocks at you lol quote:This is Hobbitown and I am Bilbo Hicks, Okay? This is a land of fairies and elves. You do not have crime like we have crime, but I appreciate you trying to be, you know, diplomatic. You gotta see English crime. It's hilarious, you don't know if you're reading the front page or the comic section over there. I swear to God. I read an article - front page of the paper - one day, in England: 'Yesterday, some Hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shafsbry.'
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Sorry, there are lots of national parks. That's what we call the bits of swamp that are too soft to build flats in and they are full of snakes & skeletons
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Jun 20, 2016 22:36
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u wot m8? I'll fucken slash u up u mug
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Traits of Britain, in order of importance: 1. Cool accents 2. A slightly lesser amount of mumbly as gently caress totally uncool accents. 3. Boy loving. Primary school on up.  4. Lots of good authors and rock gods. 5. Peoples' teeth are passages to the hellraiser dimension/the place that the ship Event Horizon goes when not in normal space. 6. Sucks at wars, reliably loses if you don't help them zerg like a motherfucker. 7. Downton Abbey.
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I dunno about 6 really they needed some help in the last big one or two but otherwise 'the sun never sets on the British empire.' Those pasty motherfuckers were pissed about the Vikings they decided to visit that poo poo on the rest of the world 10x.
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Revenants Return posted:and eats gross food and gets paddled by schoolmarms in boarding schools and an entire wealthy family will live in like a 20 by 20 foot apartment with a barely functional toilet and have a single compact car which has the steering wheel on the wrong side and a manual transmission . Unbelievable. Open public yards or "national parks" are unheard of, as is any private yard larger than a postage stamp. Can britgoons confirm? Not British, but I can confirm.
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City of Tampa posted:their version of urban crime is white kids wearing plaid from head to toe that throw rocks at you lol my favorite chav story CabaretVoltaire posted:years ago my pal went out in the midnight hours to buy rizla (rolling paper for spliffs) and was attacked by a couple of drunk youths.
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Jun 20, 2016 23:41
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Take the petrol off the lift and put it in the lorry
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Jun 20, 2016 23:43
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the UK is kind of like a revenants return thread, boring, low effort, depressing, bad teeth, fat, stinky, white cliffs of dover, full of suicide attempts and adidas windbreakers.
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Jun 20, 2016 23:47
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what's the closest i can get to england without leaving america?
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poles are like white mexicans and I dont know why brits complain about immigration because while I dont personally discriminate against color per se and would make love to hot mexican ladies, even if you are racist you should want fairskin blonde/blue eyed desperate polish ladies in your country
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Mange Mite posted:Also apparently their government is really a massive pedophile ring Isn't that most governments?
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Alan Smithee posted:poles are like white mexicans and I dont know why brits complain about immigration because while I dont personally discriminate against color per se and would make love to hot mexican ladies, even if you are racist you should want fairskin blonde/blue eyed desperate polish ladies in your country
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momerath posted:what's the closest i can get to england without leaving america? boston
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DetroitVectorSmooth posted:poles are definitely the best thing about britain It's worse than I thought.
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england is the upside down florida of europe.
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SHISHKABOB posted:Isn't that most governments? No that is not normal
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88h88 posted:u wot m8? I'll fucken slash u up u mug the combination of free health care and no guns means lots of low-level street crime and bored idiots start fights with strangers constantly, and every so often of cousre someone ends up stabbed or beaten to death
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Alan Smithee posted:poles are like white mexicans and I dont know why brits complain about immigration because while I dont personally discriminate against color per se and would make love to hot mexican ladies, even if you are racist you should want fairskin blonde/blue eyed desperate polish ladies in your country Do Poles magically turn half your radio dial to lovely accordion music?
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Revenants Return posted:Is that the hottest man in England? He's Scottish. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wee_Man_(comedian)
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City of Tampa posted:boston boston is kinda lame though. the majority of people dont even have cool accents
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England was once the mightiest empire in the world and there are a great many former savages who owe them a debt of gratitude for introducing civilization to their benighted lands.
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It is the land of wizards & warriors
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My country once ruled the world, we conquered everyone. Then we got shittier and shittier until we're now just a small island again, we're barely still in the Euro league, we're getting mopey with the EU and want to split up 'cause money problems. where did it all go wrong?
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