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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
https://my.mixtape.moe/cwbphc.webm

The willows carried a slow sound,
A sarabande the wind mowed on the mead.
I could never remember
That seething, steady leveling of the marshes
Till age had brought me to the sea.


Flags, weeds. And remembrance of steep alcoves
Where cypresses shared the noon’s
Tyranny; they drew me into hades almost.
And mammoth turtles climbing sulphur dreams
Yielded, while sun-silt rippled them

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


you spelled serenade incorrectly

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i read the word wrong it's a word I don't know

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Some have said that Taft got stuck in a bathtub once.

This is funny because he was fat. Although compared to average Americans now he's not fat at all!

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
apparently my super iPhone 6s++ can't play webms?? :confused:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Iron Prince posted:

apparently my super iPhone 6s++ can't play webms?? :confused:

That's because sheep goats hides viruses in them, I never click his videos.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

The willows carried a slow sound,
A sarabande the wind mowed on the mead.
I could never remember
That seething, steady leveling of the marshes
Till age had brought me to the pee.


Flags, weeds. And remembrance of steep alcoves
Where cypresses shared the goon’s
Tyranny; they drew me into hades almost.
And mammoth turtles climbing sulphur dreams
Yielded, while sun-silt dripped cum

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Iron Prince posted:

apparently my super iPhone 6s++ can't play webms?? :confused:

Oh I'm sorry here is the .png version

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
haha thanks for the uplifting end to my day!!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

OctoberBlues posted:

Some have said that Taft got stuck in a bathtub once.

This is funny because he was fat. Although compared to average Americans now he's not fat at all!

The President dieted, all right, but not when he could escape supervision. I remember once when I accompanied him on a journey to Ohio. When we got on the train, leaving the doctor and Mrs. Taft behind, the President began to perk up. He also apparently began to think about food, although it was ten o'clock in the evening. Wilbur Hinman, a stenographer, and I were in the observation section of Mr. Taft's special car going through telegrams and letters when the President appeared at the door of his sitting room. A pleasant smile turned the corners of his mouth. I took one look and knew what was on his mind.

"Anybody seen the conductor?" he asked.

The conductor came a-running.

"The dining car..." Mr. Taft began shyly. "Could we get a snack?"

The conductor looked surprised. "Why, Mr. President, there isn't any dining car on this train."

The President's sun-tanned face turned pink, with perhaps a few splashes of purple. His normally prominent eyes seemed to bulge.

"Norton!" he called in a cold voice. "Mr. Norton!"

Charles D. Norton, a tall, good-looking, and well-dressed man, appeared from the next compartment. He was Mr. Taft's secretary, and he probably had been given special instructions by Mrs. Taft in regard to the President's diet on the trip.

"Mr. Norton," the President said, "there is no diner on this train."

Norton agreed that there was no diner. He reminded Mr. Taft that they had had dinner at the White House, and assured him that they would not go without breakfast. He recalled that the President's doctor had warned him about eating between meals. The President brushed him aside, turning back to the conductor.

"Where's the next stop, dammit?" he asked. "The next stop where there's a diner?"

The conductor believed it would be Harrisburg. Mr. Taft glared at Norton and addressed the conductor:

"I am President of the United States, and I want a diner attached to this train at Harrisburg. I want it well stocked with with food, including filet mignon. You will see that we get a diner." He silenced the secretary's protests with a roar. "What's the use of being President," he demanded, "if you can't have a train with a diner on it?"

Norton gave up. The diner was attached at Harrisburg in the middle of the night, and the President had the newspapermen advised that it was open to them. He sat in his own car for a long time, partaking of refreshments. He seemed to be in high good humor. Personally, I applauded him for his humanness in kicking over the traces when he had the opportunity.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
It is good to see Big Bill Taft enter a room after a number of other men. He reminds you of a great battleship following the smaller vessels, coming into port with her brass bright and plowing deep. You feel that when a giant is so amiable it would be impolite not to agree with him; and, moreover, it would be unwise, considering that the power of the United States is behind him. Foreigners have observed that he looked like the United States personified whatever they mean by that. With his smile and his inflexible purpose he has managed to keep the gun covers on when a smaller man might have had to take them off. Besides, he does give the impression that if he did begin firing it would be in broadsides to the bitter end; and that helps in any negotiation.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
After Taft lost the election of 1912, Yale University sent a man to the White House to suggest that Taft accept a Chair of Law at the University. Taft replied that a Chair would not be adequate, but that if the University would provide a Sofa of Law, "it might be all right".

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
In one remote Japanese village, Taft had to take a ricksha from the railroad station to his hotel, no other transportation being available. When Taft got in, "the unfortunate coolie to whom it belonged began to utter strange sounds. He rolled his eyes and gesticulated frantically until he prevailed upon a second man to help him in propelling his unaccustomed burden. But even then his excitement did not abate. As they approached the first rise in the road some of the villagers along the way, attracted, no doubt, by the coolie's weird cries, came out to stare and, as usual, remained to laugh. The little 'ricksha man began chattering and grimacing at all of them and kept it up until he had enlisted the services of at least half the population of the village to help him in attaining the crest of the hill."

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

SOmeone's been waiting years for a poster to mention Taft. :anime:

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

OctoberBlues posted:

SOmeone's been waiting years for a poster to mention Taft. :anime:

finally, i can CUM

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Iron Prince posted:

finally, i can CUM

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

OctoberBlues posted:

SOmeone's been waiting years for a poster to mention Taft. :anime:

I just googled his height and found a website with a bunch of wonderful quotes and I'm loving drunk as poo poo

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Celluloid Sam posted:

you spelled serenade incorrectly

Lol you plebe learn your music

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


rio posted:

Lol you plebe learn your music

i refuse to learn anything

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I just googled his height and found a website with a bunch of wonderful quotes and I'm loving drunk as poo poo

:hfive:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Did someone say CUM

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
yes

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model

Jon Hendren (@fart on Twitter): The tragic story of a man who doth not have any bodacious lifeguards to save him from sharks.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Old episode of shark week Mythbusters on Discovery and Kari is in a bikini, before all the makeup artist bullshit.

WOULD.

Would until we were both eaten alive.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Ghost Shark was incredible

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
I hope my dwarf porn double is safe

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

This literally happened to me last night. Weird.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I just googled his height and found a website with a bunch of wonderful quotes and I'm loving drunk as poo poo

i enjoyed the quotes ty

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Celluloid Sam posted:

you spelled serenade incorrectly


Celluloid Sam posted:

i read the word wrong it's a word I don't know

lol

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
gonna 5 this motherfucker

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Lisa Ann is a good actress and also popular in Europe for some bizarre reason

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shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008

Sheep-Goats posted:

https://my.mixtape.moe/cwbphc.webm

The willows carried a slow sound,
A sarabande the wind mowed on the mead.
I could never remember
That seething, steady leveling of the marshes
Till age had brought me to the sea.


Flags, weeds. And remembrance of steep alcoves
Where cypresses shared the noon’s
Tyranny; they drew me into hades almost.
And mammoth turtles climbing sulphur dreams
Yielded, while sun-silt rippled them

On the floating, ship less oceans
I did all my best to smile
Till your singing eyes and fingers
Drew me loving to your isle
And you sang, "Sail to me
Sail to me, let me enfold you"
Here I am, here I am
Waiting to hold you

Did I dream you dreamed about me?
Were you here when I was full sail?
Now my foolish boat is leaning
Broken lovelorn on your rocks

For you sang, "Touch me not
Touch me not, come back tomorrow"
Ohh my heart, ohh my heart
Shies from the sorrow

Well, I'm as puzzled as a newborn child
I'm as riddled as the tide
Should I stand amid the breakers?
Or shall I lie with death my bride?

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