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Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model









































Suck my dick, sir.

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Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



tl;dr

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NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
That motherfucker made me eat his rear end for a bag of coffee

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
both the judge and the defendant are white as all hell just fyi

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

both the judge and the defendant are white as all hell just fyi

Horse-rear end, dick-sucking-rear end-big butt-fuckman-rear end cracker.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

4 / 10 condemner ranking

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

7/10 judicial response

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
That judge just learned the first lesson about arguing with a mentally ill person, you can't do it without looking crazy also.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Can I have a better link to all these wanna show a friend but don't wanna let them know I'm a goon thanks in advance.

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Can I have a better link to all these wanna show a friend but don't wanna let them know I'm a goon thanks in advance.

http://imgur.com/a/skffp

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


I really want this to be real

e: oh poo poo

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model

Cowboy Pope posted:

I really want this to be real


Oh it is
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.f6e0cfc64627



ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

both the judge and the defendant are white as all hell just fyi

Looks like Denver Fenton Allen was right about the judge's mouth being too small for his big ol' donkey dick.

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

Cowboy Pope posted:

I really want this to be real
it IS real, and we see more of it on monday

for additional judiciary hilarity, enjoy a sovereign citizen making loud noises and then being summarily owned by a judge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7h7uevwxt8

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Okay so who has the better career prospects at this point: the judge, or the insane man who's clearly going down for murder? The judge could have a sassy newspaper column where he tells it like it is, and I bet the murderer would work pretty well as a morning zoo-type radio personality

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
Dear OP,

Sperghetti
Apr 21, 2010

The best part:

NutritiousSnack posted:

That motherfucker made me eat his rear end for a bag of coffee

Suck my dick, you fuckman.

E: beaten ^

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

op is a fuckman rear end

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
Denver Fenton Allen, American Hero :911:

Why ain't no one respect his rights?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

This reads like a rick and morty script

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

they should put the judge in jail and make the defendent the new judge

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

YELLING

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
the real sad part is the defendant was totally being truthful, and his court-appointed lawyer tried to elicit sexual favors and did nothing to even try to defend him by not having the goddamn autopsy report (which is like the first thing you get in Phoenix Wright games) so this poor Georgia farm boy is going to prison and most likely killed by a prison guard and there's nothing we can do about it.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Suck my dick fuckman is a way better thread title.

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
^^^ this guy gets it

Suck my dick you fuckman

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level
Why don't you just jump up and jump around on the stand like a kangaroo you dumb bastard.

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

i'm subpeoning y'alls rear end in the courtroom!

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

NutritiousSnack posted:

That motherfucker made me eat his rear end for a bag of coffee

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Dude's probably a lifer anyways so it doesn't matter to him how this goes.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
how much do you wanna bet that this guy's really short

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
i love are justice system

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
lol

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

Hellsau posted:

the real sad part is the defendant was totally being truthful, and his court-appointed lawyer tried to elicit sexual favors and did nothing to even try to defend him by not having the goddamn autopsy report (which is like the first thing you get in Phoenix Wright games) so this poor Georgia farm boy is going to prison and most likely killed by a prison guard and there's nothing we can do about it.

he could have been not poor then we wouldn't have to flush him out of the system

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Listen, if you're not going to suck my dick sir, I don't, I don't wanna be here.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
I'm going to have you referred to the District Attorney's office.


I DON'T GIVE A gently caress WHO YOU'RE REFERRING TO!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

I'm going to have you referred to the District Attorney's office.


I DON'T GIVE A gently caress WHO YOU'RE REFERRING TO!

I thought you were referring to my motherfucking dick, fuckman

Smashurbanipal
Sep 12, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT BEING A SHITTY POSTER
"You got to have a big old mouth to get this dick in it" worked great on my date last night.

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
stay safe fuckman ghost

mr_cramalldees
Dec 14, 2015

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Smashurbanipal posted:

"You got to have a big old mouth to get this dick in it" worked great on my date last night.

That's right up there with "I'm gonna give your lips stretch marks"

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
:stare: good thread

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Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
Kangaroo Courts only happen in australia - a judge

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