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From the makers of Half-Life comes Ricochet!
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The General posted:I will fight you. Myst remains one of my favourite adventure games because you can reason/logic out the puzzles. The only game I can think of that comes close is Witness. Counterpoint Myst sucks
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Jul 2, 2016 16:11
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Hell Yeah posted:master of orion 2 and civilization are bad because they're like some kind of boring rear end boardgame except you don't get to pwn your little brother i pwned my little brother at Master of Orion 2 all the time. get a better brother
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Jul 2, 2016 16:29
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the great deceiver posted:gently caress all you guys i thought bioshock infinite was great. i was a little disconcerted about massacring the slave rebellion tho, not gonna lie how because its loving retarded. playing it i was rolling my eyes at how ham fisted and poorly placed every single thing was if bioshock 1 had the writing quality of a mediocre winter B movie, bioshock infinite is like a straight to vhs sci fi original movie that they don't even play on TV anymore
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Jul 2, 2016 16:30
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also the entire plot of the game is loving stupid the ENTIRE PLOT hinges on the fact that your character and the bad guy are the same person, and the only difference is that in the alternate timeline the bad guy version of u was baptized. the story literally hinges on something so retarded an arbitrary as 'dunking people in water makes them completely change their personality, character, appearance, and ideology' and if thats too retarded for you the entire thing falls apart u could characterize the bad guy to explain their motivations instead of using a singular nonsensical event but middle school writing is too advanced for video game stories nigga crab pollock fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Jul 2, 2016 |
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Jul 2, 2016 16:39
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Lol that's not even close to the most retarded thing about bioshock infinite
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Jul 2, 2016 17:08
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I have played about an hour total of Bioshock Infinite. I regret that I did so on my crappy old laptop and not my new gaming rig as I would have liked to see the intro in richer detail. But gently caress if I'm downloading the whole game again just so I can do that.
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Jul 2, 2016 17:19
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subhuman filth posted:Lol that's not even close to the most retarded thing about bioshock infinite fair its just what i remember thinkin about after i played it. besides the impressively lazy level design
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Jul 2, 2016 17:31
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the stupidest thing about bioshock infinite is how the entire plot is centered around wanting t ofuck your daghter
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Jul 2, 2016 17:32
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I don't get why people hated on Bioshock 2. Plot sucked monkey bollocks but you can drill rush the poo poo out of people. They made hacking not a pipe game too. Ken Levine has a stick up his rear end
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Jul 2, 2016 17:32
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All the bioshocks were bad. I liked the golf club segment in the first one, and the actual idea of the underwater city. Everything else, especially the gameplay, was turdy I don't even remember anything from Infinite, except it had a disney princess
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Jul 2, 2016 17:33
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treiz01 posted:I have played about an hour total of Bioshock Infinite. I regret that I did so on my crappy old laptop and not my new gaming rig as I would have liked to see the intro in richer detail. ya i was impressed by the first fifteen minutes of the game. i had some pretyt high hopes for the game after the intro sequence and its prob why i bothered beating it hmm its almost like showing u the first 15 minutes of a game is a major marketing tool nowadays
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Jul 2, 2016 17:33
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Having the ability to explore Columbia was a weak point in Infinite. In the first two Bioshock games and System Shock you were pretty much in solidarity the entire time besides people shouting at you over a magic old timey radio to do stuff. When you actually encountered physical non-insane human beings they were either behind a glass wall or you were in the process of deciding whether to kill them. In the Bioshock games it really makes you feel like the monster you were created to be and in System Shock you come to realize your only source of companionship is the rouge AI trying to kill your rear end.
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Jul 2, 2016 17:37
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Zzulu posted:All the bioshocks were bad. I liked the golf club segment in the first one, and the actual idea of the underwater city. Everything else, especially the gameplay, was turdy nah dude bioshock 1 is basically a giant childish gently caress you to ayn rand and it rules. the atmosphere is great. it has a little thought put into it (unlike infinite). the gameplay is fun + varied if a bit clunky (and the hacking kinda sucks) but lol if you dont have fun beating people to death with a wrench while spewing bees out of your hand and also creating massive spider webs of tripwires.
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Jul 2, 2016 17:38
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All of that sounds great but in reality it was very very dull and you kept fighting the same lovely enemies over and over and all the plot was delivered to you on tapes and then, of course, the random 90's bossfight at the end
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Jul 2, 2016 17:41
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Jul 2, 2016 17:49
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All those Mavis beacon games were boring as poo poo
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Jul 2, 2016 17:53
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Zorodius posted:Every Total War game. Nah man nah. Rome 1 and Medieval 2 were good honest fun. I remember the original shogun one was pretty sweet too. I haven't played any after Empire Total War but Rome might be in my top five games. That poo poo is great.
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Jul 2, 2016 20:35
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Shogun was a great game. I bought it on a whim cause all those units at once!? loving crazy! Monks were broken though. Nobody wanted to hurt a monk, so they'd just happily get slaughtered because it was obviously God's will or something.
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Jul 2, 2016 21:22
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Zzulu posted:All of that sounds great but in reality it was very very dull and you kept fighting the same lovely enemies over and over and all the plot was delivered to you on tapes and then, of course, the random 90's bossfight at the end I don't remember the boss fight, just getting the lovely ending where you are the devil incarnate because apparently if you pick the evil option just once to see what happens thats it son ya dun goofed
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Jul 2, 2016 21:39
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abigserve posted:I don't remember the boss fight, just getting the lovely ending where you are the devil incarnate because apparently if you pick the evil option just once to see what happens thats it son ya dun goofed lmao you "harvested" that little girl just to see what would happen? tell it to the judge, reprobate.
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Jul 2, 2016 22:29
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Peebla posted:Nah man nah. Rome 1 and Medieval 2 were good honest fun. I remember the original shogun one was pretty sweet too. Some of the ones which followed medieval 2 were good, but I think the series reached its peak there probably. Total Warhammer is pretty solid though and was actually a fun game on release. Also got like 20 bucks or so off the price, which helped.
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Jul 2, 2016 22:38
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The General posted:Shogun was a great game. I bought it on a whim cause all those units at once!? loving crazy! Monks were broken though. Nobody wanted to hurt a monk, so they'd just happily get slaughtered because it was obviously God's will or something. That's actually kinda how it worked in real life, warrior monks would come down and gently caress with people in various wars and if you were a samurai general or whatever you just sucked it up because they're holy men and retaliating would be an unforgivable crime at worst and extremely gauche at best. Then Nobunaga got sick of their poo poo and burned a bunch of them to death in their own temple, which owned
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Jul 2, 2016 23:24
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Putty posted:Having the ability to explore Columbia was a weak point in Infinite. Oh hey, they want to remake System Shock. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1598858095/system-shock
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CharlesM posted:Oh hey, they want to remake System Shock. i dont have high hopes but at the very least they have a free playable demo out which is more than 99% of kickstarter games can say https://www.gog.com/game/system_shock_demo
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Jul 3, 2016 00:15
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I played Bioshock Infinite up until the point that I realised that nothing in the gameworld was actually interactive on any level and then I quit So yeah I didn't get very far
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Jul 3, 2016 01:01
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Homestar Runner posted:I played Bioshock Infinite up until the point that I realised that nothing in the gameworld was actually interactive on any level and then I quit A game where you make CHOICES. You can choose to throw the baseball or you can choose not to throw the baseball but don't worry because the outcome is exactly the same and affects nothing so you can feel safe
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Jul 3, 2016 01:06
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Homestar Runner posted:I played Bioshock Infinite up until the point that I realised that nothing in the gameworld was actually interactive on any level and then I quit Trying to pick up some coins sitting around a rotten banana without accidentally jamming the banana down your gullet and harming yourself is something everyone can relate to IRL, I don't know how you get off saying it's not interactive.
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Jul 3, 2016 01:23
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:That's actually kinda how it worked in real life, warrior monks would come down and gently caress with people in various wars and if you were a samurai general or whatever you just sucked it up because they're holy men and retaliating would be an unforgivable crime at worst and extremely gauche at best. Is that why he always gets portrayed as evil in videogames? Those monks must've had ridiculous PR abilities
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Jul 3, 2016 02:09
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B.H. Facials posted:State of Emergency for PS2 was a huge turd. The hype surrounding it was crazy for some reason. I think it's because Rockstar was really hot at the time, and State of Emergency was considered the next "edgy" game. It was billed as a "riot simulator", which sounds cool, especially at that time. However, most of the game was wondering around with bunch of people running like crazy and getting in your way.
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The Grey posted:I think it's because Rockstar was really hot at the time, and State of Emergency was considered the next "edgy" game. It was billed as a "riot simulator", which sounds cool, especially at that time. However, most of the game was wondering around with bunch of people running like crazy and getting in your way. state of emergency was such bullshit. its what happens when you try to turn the GTA3 "riot mode" cheat code into an actual game, but dont put any effort in. i am so glad i rented that turd
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Jul 3, 2016 03:10
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EmperorFritoBandito posted:Trying to pick up some coins sitting around a rotten banana without accidentally jamming the banana down your gullet and harming yourself is something everyone can relate to IRL, I don't know how you get off saying it's not interactive. i dont remember bioshock infinite even having any items to pick up, probably because it was never actually worth doing
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Jul 3, 2016 06:46
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B.H. Facials posted:State of Emergency for PS2 was a huge turd. The hype surrounding it was crazy for some reason. It was like Rockstar's first non-GTA game. It sucked shitballs. Nothing gets a teenager going harder than telling them the game is being censored and possibly banned for being too awesome. Worse than Postal 2. Haha just remembered there was a separate CD-ROM to install curse words on Postal 2.
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Jul 3, 2016 06:53
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My only real experience with State of Emergency is this REALLY old Daily Show clip of Lewis Black reviewing games. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUjdMCirZ68
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Jul 3, 2016 06:54
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Aralan posted:Is that why he always gets portrayed as evil in videogames? Those monks must've had ridiculous PR abilities It actually is
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Jul 3, 2016 07:06
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Pretty much 90% of the games available for any Nintendo system is some shovelware trash that barely even functions. Its mostly because Nintendo makes super gimmicky systems with weird controllers and stupid poo poo like gyroscopes and motion controls, and then they offer no support to third party developers. So you end up with about 25 decent Nintendo games and several hundred trash games. But hey, did you see the new zelda that will be marginally different from the last? Or the new Mario that is the same as the last hundred? Don't buy Nintendo stuff, get it 5 years later when it is cheap.
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hockey
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It's Battleborn.
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FogHelmut posted:It was like Rockstar's first non-GTA game. It sucked shitballs. Nothing gets a teenager going harder than telling them the game is being censored and possibly banned for being too awesome. Worse than Postal 2. I was working for a certain video game store chain and our store got a demo copy of the full game. Not knowing what to do with it, the cd was given to me and I took it home. I remember getting about 10-15 minutes in and dying a bunch, immediately followed by me removing the game from the system and (after a minute or so of deliberation) snapping it in half. It was that terrible.
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