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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

CAT rear end now!!! posted:

Speaking of which, the season finale of Game Night is up on YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD9oW1oZ7Uo

Xavier, Big E and Breeze vs. American Alpha + Mojo Rawley in a game of Pictionary :haw:

Game Night is excellent and I can't believe we'll have to endure an X amount of time until the next season :saddowns:
There was a bonus video too
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/751528809019559936

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

JT Smiley posted:

Kevin Owens is a treasure! Renee is trying so hard not to corpse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ZPtVJuHH4

Breezango bragging about having a reservation for two at Chili's and then walking away talking about how the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were real. Good god how do I give those guys all the belts?

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Teach her and her best friend the Too Sweet hand gesture and the magic killer

Also how to give really insincere apologies

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


Fun Shoe

Sanguinia posted:

Also how to give really insincere apologies

Also get a small friend who likes to carry around a broom and sing opera.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Remember Abraham Washington? Man he was the shits.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CAT rear end now!!! posted:

Speaking of which, the season finale of Game Night is up on YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD9oW1oZ7Uo

Xavier, Big E and Breeze vs. American Alpha + Mojo Rawley in a game of Pictionary :haw:

Game Night is excellent and I can't believe we'll have to endure an X amount of time until the next season :saddowns:

Gable INSTANTLY getting what Jordan was drawing filled my heart with joy.

Kvantum
Feb 5, 2006
Skee-entist


But can they stop him from coming out dressed as Ric Flair?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBx2WkzY0Uc

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Von_Doom posted:

Amen. I'm sad we never got to Fake Diesel again BUT, with the brand split coming, we will almost 100% getting at least one Kane Big Gold belt run. Guy really does deserve one last champ run for decades of putting up with WWE and Vince. Well... he deserves twenty but I can settle for one. Also hope Nash cons Vince out of at least one more big payday.

The one he had six years ago is probably all we're ever going to get :sigh:

I wish they'd get caught up with putting old Raw/Smackdown episodes on the network, just about the only stuff from his run they have are the PPVs.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012


They should have a Rumble where Kane comes out as Fake Diesel, then Nash comes out and eliminates him

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I still can't believe Ambrose is champion :)

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


fart blood posted:

Remember Abraham Washington? Man he was the shits.

True, but it did give us Tony Atlas' laughter.

Dilbert Fanclub President
Oct 21, 2015

by Reene

fart blood posted:

Remember Abraham Washington? Man he was the shits.

I thought he was good managing ptp and talking poo poo ringside. If he hadn't made that Kobe joke he would still be employed right now.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


As soon as they gave him the live mic you knew something like that was going to happen eventually, though.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

i thought for abe washington the straw that broke the camel's back was him talking poo poo about linda's mcmahon's senate campaign after he was already in trouble for the rape joke on a house mic

oatgan fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Jul 9, 2016

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Hey guys, y'know what's not the drizzling shits IMO? This theme for Battleground (really it's the theme for the triple threat main; there's also another PPV theme and they used this for the commercial featuring the triple threat, not to mentton the pointedness of the lyrics):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvX70xHybQY

Good stuff, man.

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!
Is it wrong that I kind of miss Ryback

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

its right, actually

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I miss him too :smith:

Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4jHoCq6aOM

Romans new Theme Song. (In My Heart)

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
A Vince Russo swerve generator just told me that Roman Reigns is going to murder Alberto Del Rio.

hosed up, if true.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Gonz posted:

A Vince Russo swerve generator just told me that Roman Reigns is going to murder Alberto Del Rio.

hosed up, if true.

quote:

Katie Vick is actually Glenn Jacobs in a costume.

that had to be pre-written, right?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Gonz posted:

A Vince Russo swerve generator just told me that Roman Reigns is going to murder Alberto Del Rio.

hosed up, if true.

The next wrestler to do porn will be Pentagon Jr.. His partner will be the rotting corpse of David Arquette.

This just sounds like Lucha Underground

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!
It's inexplicable because honestly I thought Ryback was a snooze in the ring but he's such a heartwarmingly honest person that I enjoy seeing him on my TV. He's basically that cartoon archetype of the dumb but well meaning henchman that betrays their evil overlord because they bonded with the hero given flesh.

Mrs. Dash
Apr 11, 2009
I can't wait for the draft to split up the New Day and destroy my soul.

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!
Kofi pointedly said that he'd retire if they split up the New Day.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Gonz posted:

A Vince Russo swerve generator just told me that Roman Reigns is going to murder Alberto Del Rio.

hosed up, if true.

"Your 2026 Royal Rumble match winner, a genetic freak, who is not normal."

Do not give me false hopes. :smith:

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Gonz posted:

A Vince Russo swerve generator just told me that Roman Reigns is going to murder Alberto Del Rio.

hosed up, if true.

quote:

Kevin Owens with El Generico Mask will turn face against EC3 because they're half of the Heenan Family.
What I'm getting from this generator is they need to rehire Vince Russo.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

quote:

The Great Khali will hold the NWO Championship for 442 days, only to drop it to Kamala The Ugandan Giant.
The real reason Roman Reigns was suspended it that he was snorting cocaine off Giant Gonzalez rear end.
The real reason Roman Reigns was suspended it that he was snorting cocaine off Kyle O'Reilly rear end.
So Giant Gonzalez and Kyle O'Reilly are the same person?!

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Onmi posted:

So Giant Gonzalez and Kyle O'Reilly are the same person?!

nah just a great party.

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

quote:

Big Show will hold the WWE Intercontinental Championship for 380 days, only to drop it to Seto Kaiba.

What deck does Show play?

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

Onmi posted:

What deck does Show play?

Dragon tribal.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Lady Naga posted:

He's basically that cartoon archetype of the dumb but well meaning henchman that betrays their evil overlord because they bonded with the hero given flesh.

aw

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Fat Chris Hero drops the European Title to Tywin Lannister

Hear him roar

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014

quote:

The main event of NWO Souled Out is now composed of a yu-gi-oh duel of Jay Briscoe against Reid Flair for the LU Championship

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Onmi posted:

What deck does Show play?

60 card stall deck.

Cause it's a big slow :v:

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!
Is a stall deck the same thing as a mill deck or does it specifically have to feature removal to be a mill deck?

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Lady Naga posted:

Kofi pointedly said that he'd retire if they split up the New Day.

Problem is, if Vince thinks Big E's singles draw would be worth losing Kofi, how much would he care?

Even worse, they'd probably ruin a Big E solo push, so basically we the viewers would end up getting little to nothing out of it.

My answer would be to give Big E that singles push while keeping New Day together. Kofi and Xavier would do most of the tag team work, yeah, but that way you at least keep the stable. Worked just fine with the Shield when Dean was US champion and Seth/Roman were the tag champs, except with New Day you could still keep the freebird rule while E carries some other belt. Then again, I wouldn't mind seeing New Day with ALL the belts (Sasha could join up so they'd eventually have the Women's belt too)

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 11:31 on Jul 9, 2016

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.
Vince has a new idea for Jason Jordan: His manager now is Dario Cueto.
Trish Stratus is actually the responsible for the death of WCW.
The undercard of PROGRESS Chapter 50 is now composed of a yu-gi-oh duel of Izzy against Kurt Angle for the WWE Championship
Razor Ramon is actually not a good guy, and he's not a bad guy. He's the guy.
Under the mask of Mr. America lies Dave Meltzer.
Enzo Amore new tag partner and catchphrase: This is Stephanie McMahon, and he's Papa Shango, and you can't teach that.
Vince has a new idea for The Aborted Son of Lita: His manager now is Donald Trump.
The Club has a new member: Snitsky.
Chyna will turn face against Shawn Michaels because she is gay.
In a new documentary, Bobby Fish shockingly revealed that The Undertaker and Steph marriage was a shoot.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
I thought this was trad games for a second

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Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

The big show would knock the cards out of your geek hands and laugh like a giant

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