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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
it was anton chigurh

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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
a reckonings gonna come. that much i can tell you

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Think about everything that brought you to this moment :geno:

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
has anybody heard anything from the police recently? have they checked on the police to make sure that they weren't also gunned down in their stations?

(oh god in the extremely infinitesimally small possibility case that actually happens now I'm so hosed)

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

the police are the killers

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


John Denver Hoxha posted:

has anybody heard anything from the police recently? have they checked on the police to make sure that they weren't also gunned down in their stations?

(oh god in the extremely infinitesimally small possibility case that actually happens now I'm so hosed)
The police are the only people down there with an education, I'm sure they figured out when they ought to leave it alone for their own safety

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

CrashCat posted:

The police are the only people down there with an education

hahahahahahahahaha

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Blue Train posted:

hahahahahahahahaha
I didn't say ALL of the police :shrug:

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
No news but the topix forum went kind of insane.

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/latham-oh

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"
No new offical news on this story, but some interesting poems posted by 'rambling rose' on topix

quote:


Ramble on Rose
Since: May 16
Location hidden

#865 Wednesday May 18

Each to his own
When Kentucky is home
No Sin goes unpunished
When the voice is their own
Poppy is dead now
I fell down
Wheres Jones at He's Dead.
I know that
The baby is crying
Hey
Speak I know where the key was
bedroom, bathroom
Go on
Sing Me a tune
Tell her to say CGR
Please don't turn me in
I'm gonna go check on Frankie
Good Dog
==========
Tell em you called to check' up on him'
He's dead
He knows that
Shhhhhhhhhhh
Pick that up
Steady
Hmmm Hmmm
Checked to see if he was alright now
Let Lucifer go forth to claim his own
Innocence is not lost
she has brought them home.
Rest in Peace CGDCHFHK

quote:


Ramble on Rose
Since: May 16
Location hidden

#877 Wednesday May 18

No it is sad....listen

0:00 Poppy is dead now
0:06Wheres jones, or Jonsey at, He's dead, I know that
1:24 Little boy says "Hey"
1:38 He is telling her to say as she speaks it: But I knowed where the key was at
2:00 Little Boy says Good dog
0:37 someone says go on
0:35 Fake high pitched reflection
0:29 baby crying
==========
0:00 Tell them you called to check up on them
0:51 Pick that up
0:56 Steady
0:31 He knows that
1:03 See if he was alright now

quote:

Will the mark of Cain find you
Strange roosters running amok
Open the window, what lurks in the dark
Do you see me now?
One stands at the window, one at the door
Running to and frow and fallen upon the floor
Hurry they are stirring,the light just came on
Drape him quickly. What was that noise?
Look down, what is that moving on the ground?
Oh God no, not her too, pow pow pow
In through the window and back out.
Do you see me now?
Call him over, hurry, make haste
He just pulled up, the lights are in his face
Take the keys and leave the car
Get the cameras and back up to the door
Where is that tarp you brought?
What are you doing here this late at night
One, two, three, four, one, two, three
Do you see me now?
Lock the door back and hand me that phone
He said he is up now, what do you want?
Let's walk over here......out of the way
Why waste bullets when one can save the day
Carry him back to where he belongs
They will find him last, not knowing what went wrong
Do you see me now?
Play me some ragtime and steady my hand
Wade in the water, get out when they blow
Seven card stud is just a show
Cursed are those that show me the door.
Do you see me now?

White Rose 76Vx#2)9272©-Just like Billy Sunday-jmo
Revelation 22:18-KJV
Matthew 10:36-KJV

quote:

Why do you curse poverty
And the people of the woods?
Have you stopped to consider
How much your life is worth?
32 Bullets, Some in your sleep
How would your child feel
If you could no longer speak?
You are no different to them or us
Your just a dead man walking
right along with the rest of us
We respect the Angel of Death
and try to understand why we grieve
But people like you only work to deceive
On your shoulder sits a chip for all to see
Of your self importance and wantoness greed
How much will you be worth in their time of need?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

the gently caress is topix

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


John Denver Hoxha posted:

has anybody heard anything from the police recently? have they checked on the police to make sure that they weren't also gunned down in their stations?

(oh god in the extremely infinitesimally small possibility case that actually happens now I'm so hosed)

After interviewing several suspects the police officers on the case said they had no credible leads. Several weeks later they all were driving around in brand new cars however.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Parallax Scroll posted:

the gently caress is topix

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

Parallax Scroll posted:

the gently caress is topix

For the most part, a horseshit gossip and rumor mill website for stay at home moms.

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta

Dr.Caligari posted:

For the most part, a horseshit gossip and rumor mill website for stay at home moms.

That's what I've been able to gather. A distantly-related family member had all sorts of poo poo posted about them on there. Seems to be surprisingly popular in certain regions.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Parallax Scroll posted:

the gently caress is topix
the only website that hasn't given up on this because the users are so miserable they don't even fear a hot lead enema

Sammus
Nov 30, 2005

revmoo posted:

That's what I've been able to gather. A distantly-related family member had all sorts of poo poo posted about them on there. Seems to be surprisingly popular in certain regions.

The shittier the region, the more popular Topix is.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
So they released the death certificates,

Death certificates have been filed that indicate seven of the eight slain relatives from a southern Ohio family were shot only in the head, most of them repeatedly.

The Columbus Dispatch reports the death certificates signed by Pike County Coroner Dr. David Kessler say that 40-year-old Christopher Rhoden Sr. was only one of eight who was shot somewhere other than the head.

http://www.wlwt.com/news/Death-certificates-reveal-new-details-about-Ohio-shootings/39765742

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
Headshot achievement unlocked

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Lime Tonics posted:

So they released the death certificates,

Death certificates have been filed that indicate seven of the eight slain relatives from a southern Ohio family were shot only in the head, most of them repeatedly.

The Columbus Dispatch reports the death certificates signed by Pike County Coroner Dr. David Kessler say that 40-year-old Christopher Rhoden Sr. was only one of eight who was shot somewhere other than the head.

http://www.wlwt.com/news/Death-certificates-reveal-new-details-about-Ohio-shootings/39765742

Mass suicide

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
Zombie uprising stopped early? Nice

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




mcvey posted:

Zombie uprising stopped early? Nice

I was just thinking it sounds like the aftermath of an episode of Supernatural. The Winchester boys kill the nest of Monster of the Weeks and drive out of town. Next morning everyone is like WTF?

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

VectorSigma posted:

what exactly constitutes an execution style killing anywya

Yeah. I thought execution killing meant the people were shot in the back of the head while awake, but the quoted article said most of the people were sleeping.

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

Wikipedia posted:

An execution-style murder, also known as Chicago-style murder and execution-style killing, is an act of criminal murder where the perpetrator kills at close range a conscious victim who is under the complete physical control of the assailant and who has been left with no course of resistance or escape.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Execution style just means the victim is helpless. Sleeping should count - it's not an actual execution, just execution style.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



A bunch of suicides at the same time in different places. I reckon it sounds like you got a cult up there

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

A bunch of suicides at the same time in different places. I reckon it sounds like you got a cult up there

Fuckin millenialists

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

GET MY BELT SON posted:

car auctioning is real big with drug dealers

I just got out of the auction business and there's a ton of shady poo poo involved in wholesale auto sales

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday

Dr.Caligari posted:

No new offical news on this story, but some interesting poems posted by 'rambling rose' on topix

Revelation 22:18--"For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, tIf any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book."

Matthew 10:36--"And a man's foes shall be they of his own household."






the baby did it

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I've been catching up on Justified recently, so I'm pretty sure I know who did this. It was the Dixie Mafia, out of Detroit.. wait a minute... that's retarded. This show is retarded. What am I doing with my life?

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Ork of Fiction posted:

I've been catching up on Justified recently, so I'm pretty sure I know who did this. It was the Dixie Mafia, out of Detroit.. wait a minute... that's retarded. This show is retarded. What am I doing with my life?

Yeah my friend keeps trying to tell me it gets good again but this is where I checked out too.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Then they sacrificed a gorilla to bring the count to an even 9.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Lime Tonics posted:

So they released the death certificates,

Death certificates have been filed that indicate seven of the eight slain relatives from a southern Ohio family were shot only in the head, most of them repeatedly.

The Columbus Dispatch reports the death certificates signed by Pike County Coroner Dr. David Kessler say that 40-year-old Christopher Rhoden Sr. was only one of eight who was shot somewhere other than the head.

http://www.wlwt.com/news/Death-certificates-reveal-new-details-about-Ohio-shootings/39765742

so was the last guy shot in the dick or

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"
http://m.wlwt.com/news/family-of-pike-co-victims-hope-reward-will-bring-in-tips/40814226

3 months later, $10k reward offered by Southern Ohio Crime Stoppers. They say that this reward was offered very early on, but both Sheriff Reader and AG Dewine said they didn't get the message.

An interesting bit from the rumor mill is that someone with the AG (who was named.. but I won't) at the RNC claims that this was cartel, but Kaisach told Dewine to stay quiet, as having a family of 8 murdered by illegal Mexicans would be a silver platter for Trump in the important swing state.

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



Scrawled on the wall of the living room, a single harrowing message.

"Ohiosenberg"

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Tequila Sunrise posted:

Scrawled on the wall of the living room, a single harrowing message.

"Ohiosenberg"

so you're saying the yakuza did this

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

it was BLM

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Man this is nucking futz! Trump will build a wall around the whole state for not telling the Truth.

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CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Dr.Caligari posted:

http://m.wlwt.com/news/family-of-pike-co-victims-hope-reward-will-bring-in-tips/40814226

3 months later, $10k reward offered by Southern Ohio Crime Stoppers. They say that this reward was offered very early on, but both Sheriff Reader and AG Dewine said they didn't get the message.

An interesting bit from the rumor mill is that someone with the AG (who was named.. but I won't) at the RNC claims that this was cartel, but Kaisach told Dewine to stay quiet, as having a family of 8 murdered by illegal Mexicans would be a silver platter for Trump in the important swing state.

gonna suck when the cartel kills the Southern Ohio Crime Stoppers

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