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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
the eater of worlds, eh

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Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Brock Lesnar posted:

seeing Daniel Bryan is like seeing a ghost

its neat that he's still around, but he's an ethereal being lost between worlds

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Soothing Vapors posted:

the eater of worlds, eh

better than the eater of amphetamines on raw

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I feel like Baron Corbin has the Syxx-Pac Challenge won hands-down.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
If the winner isn't Kane or Becky Lynch, gently caress this poo poo

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Heath Slater would rule

cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

Endless Mike posted:

I feel like Baron Corbin has the Syxx-Pac Challenge won hands-down.

I hate that I expect this too

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

Bray is good and will win.

Ziggler will get concussed and be out for several months

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



This announce team is like the exact opposite of the Raw one.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

ambient robot posted:

Heath gonna get that sixth spot.

I want Heath Slater to be shown sitting up in the rafters wearing white face paint. The phantom of the brand split.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

GeneX posted:

better than the eater of amphetamines on raw

lmao

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



....Your shirt is purple, Otunga

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
wait is lawler gone? this is a turn of events I can get behind

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

Go RV! posted:

Bray is good and will win.

Ziggler will get concussed and be out for several months

Is Jack Swagger in the match?

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
It's going to be KANE

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Soothing Vapors posted:

wait is lawler gone? this is a turn of events I can get behind

Yeah, he's only doing preshows now

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
God drat, Gotch, how bad did your rear end get beat?

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

lol Gotch eliminated first

burials never die

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Endless Mike posted:

....Your shirt is purple, Otunga

So was that eggplant behind him

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
the punishment for getting beat up.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Oh, the women aren't in it? I guess that should've been expected, just seems awkward they were like "LITERALLY ALL OF YOU FUCKWITS ARE IN THE RUMBLE" with the women right there and then it didn't happen.

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
lol gotch heat

bartok
May 10, 2006



What a weird rear end camera angle

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
So this is pretty much Del rio or Miz right?

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
Ok that was an actual good bit of analysis from JBL with a heel slant

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Heavy Metal posted:

Is Jack Swagger in the match?

i will never stop thinking Jack Swagger no longer works for the company

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
lol rip vaudevillains forever

Endless Mike posted:

Yeah, he's only doing preshows now

new era gets better and better

jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!

Soothing Vapors posted:

wait is lawler gone? this is a turn of events I can get behind

I'd preferr lawler to JBL but yes.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


#FreeKane #NoBShow

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Gotch is in the doghouse for starting and losing a fight

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Sin Cara!

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
nothing says new era like Kane making a promising tag team look like poo poo

McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."
Yeah gently caress all the tag teams

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
Is someone not Dunn directing SmackDown or did he just fall asleep?

jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!
RIP Ascension

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

jackofarcades posted:

I'd preferr lawler to JBL but yes.

well yea

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

surf rock posted:

Oh, the women aren't in it? I guess that should've been expected, just seems awkward they were like "LITERALLY ALL OF YOU FUCKWITS ARE IN THE RUMBLE" with the women right there and then it didn't happen.

Daniel specifically said men

Also notice how American Alpha aren't in it because they have to fill out the card (also Orton because he already has a SS match)

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lmao both of the ascension at once

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
theyre all talking over each other lol

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jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!
"Remember, Kane held the record for most Eliminations in a Royal Rumble until Roy- Roy- Roman Reigns"

and he calls Kalisto "Sin Cara."

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