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warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
Well shot hype stuff, ehud

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i love how i can still recognize gilbert browns name just based on how loving fat he was. he looked like a madden created player

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

FizFashizzle posted:

ed dickson trying to block shaq lawson



whoa he does the exact same movement when he tries to catch a pass

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Sour Diesel posted:

whoa he does the exact same movement when he tries to catch a pass

one time i saw ed dickson catch a touchdown pass

it was like seeing sasquatch

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Full pads in Miami today. This is when our defensive line usually ruins practice and we all realize pass protection is going to be a huge issue again :hfive:

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Don't die Tanny! :munch:

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Dallas Thomas will be first team again because we just do not learn.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

FizFashizzle posted:

ed dickson trying to block shaq lawson



wtf, he's supposed to be in Rochester. And hurt.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Jay Ajayi out today with a knee injury.

We may have the worst RB corps in the league when injuries are taken into account

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Ehud posted:

Jay Ajayi out today with a knee injury.

We may have the worst RB corps in the league when injuries are taken into account

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Man, the post Bettis, pre Le'Veon Bell years of Jonathan Dwyer, Ike Redman and Chris Rainey was bleak af. I feel for you phins bros

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Ehud posted:

Jay Ajayi out today with a knee injury.

We may have the worst RB corps in the league when injuries are taken into account
yes

https://twitter.com/ArmandoSalguero/status/760098656846577664

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
:lol:

Man Miami just has a garbage dump at RB.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Maybe Isaiah Pead owns?? Huh guys?

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
It's ok we have Ryan Tann...... Lmao.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I just Isaiah Pead in my pants

At least we have ~star power~ on the sidelines

https://twitter.com/jeffdarlington/status/760096367758966785

Welker is also at practice again

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

ed dickson trying to block shaq lawson



He sure is beating the poo poo out of that... tight end. Also, why didn't Atlanta take him? gently caress you Dimitroff.

In other news, our first round 3rd round talent can hit dudes hard... in camp? WTF?

https://twitter.com/AtlantaFalcons/status/759771550971260928

The Atlanta fans are making GBS threads themselves over a guy who can make tackles. I'm making GBS threads myself over a guy trying to hurt his team mates in the first padded practice.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Man it's almost like Miami should have spent that extra 1.5-2 million a year THEY GAVE ARIAN FOSTER and just retained Miller.

God this team is stupid. We have three halfbacks who are so injury prone they legitimately could all get hurt in the first half of a game. But if we could somehow turn injuries off oh baby what a thunder and lightning combo!

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Man it's almost like Miami should have spent that extra 1.5-2 million a year THEY GAVE ARIAN FOSTER and just retained Miller.

God this team is stupid. We have three halfbacks who are so injury prone they legitimately could all get hurt in the first half of a game. But if we could somehow turn injuries off oh baby what a thunder and lightning combo!

I wouldn't be too worried, Gase made C.J. Anderson and Ronnie Hillman look like world beaters.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Muhammad Sanu is apparently dropping everything near him.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

He's certainly no Marvin Jones.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Man, the post Bettis, pre Le'Veon Bell years of Jonathan Dwyer, Ike Redman and Chris Rainey was bleak af. I feel for you phins bros

Uh sir, I believe you are forgetting about one "Fast" Willie Parker.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

Muhammad Sanu is apparently dropping everything near him.

shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Based on years of watching both on the Bengals, Marvin Jones deserved every dollar paid to him by the Lions and Sanu uh sure seems like a nice enough guy.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Stop, guys... :negative:

Lets me get through camp thinking Mo will be better than Hankerson, at least.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



https://twitter.com/gunnerhal/status/760105275705724928

Oh man I'm getting hype and it's way too early I need something to even me out

https://twitter.com/jameswalkernfl/status/760113939539648512

Ahh there it is

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
If it helps Sanu has a cute infant son so you should be happy for him and his new family about how he got dramatically overpaid.

(I'm sure he is will be ok at least)

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

You can't teach this.

https://twitter.com/salmaiorana/status/760129344736006144

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Sometimes you need the opposition to have no idea where that ball is going.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


https://twitter.com/andycarlsonshow/status/760131010407243777

:q:

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

I was gonna say, didn't naming him break the media policy?

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
What you can't say a player threw a lovely pass at a practice now?

Da gently caress?

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

The Bills lifted the policy after the beat writers all got cute and tweeted things "a quarterback whose jersey number is the square root of 25 threw a pass that caught by someone other than his intended target", but yeah, during mini-camp beat writers were told not to report on interceptions, sacks, turnovers, etc.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

NC-17 posted:

Uh sir, I believe you are forgetting about one "Fast" Willie Parker.

Him and Mendenhal don't exactly count since they lasted approximately 1 year each. Fast actually describes Willie's career arch

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
"Fast" Willie Parker owned

e: He had three 1200+ yard seasons seems that ain't bad at all

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
He was so fast that 3 seasons is like a blur of 1 whole season in my mind

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
To be fair in one of them his YPA sucked they were just Steelersing him into the line a whole lot

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
That was also at the end of Bettis's career where he would routinely put up the following stat line: 4 rush, -1 yards, 2 TDs.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

swickles posted:

That was also at the end of Bettis's career where he would routinely put up the following stat line: 4 rush, -1 yards, 2 TDs.

Yeah he was garbage

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D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Goetta posted:

To be fair in one of them his YPA sucked they were just Steelersing him into the line a whole lot

Your new av is good.

Those were also dark days for the Steelers' oline when Ben was getting sacked 50x/season

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