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Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

wyntyr posted:

Good morning thread. Dick check: who's got their dick out for Harambe?

my dick is always out so it would be disingenuous to declare it a memorial for harambe.

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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
i miss harambe so much

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

what happened to those harambe 2012 dudes

i hope they caught him or saved him or whatever that was

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Dick is still out for harambe

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post




not what i expected but still depressing

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

Bokito > Harambe

sketch_nimrod
Apr 1, 2010
there was no need to shoot the monkey, someone could hav just jumped on his back and choked him out?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
if they didnt keep gorillas in pits this wouldn't have happened

why is every animal at the zoo kept in a pit now?

everyones always falling into a pit at the zoo, cant be safe. sad

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


what do you get from the wikileaks shop? sieves? colanders?

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
can i mastorbate for haramb

im sorry i just want to be included because my penis

Drunk & Ugly fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Jul 25, 2016

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
just found out harambe was racist

gently caress harambe

gently caress him right in the pussy

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006
My friends, Harambe should Haram-be on your mind all the time

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

CrashCat posted:

what do you get from the wikileaks shop? sieves? colanders?

beer coozies man

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


https://twitter.com/gallagherc_/status/756689188813144064

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
in my opinion the ape, Harambe, is still alive somewhere.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
It's not so much that they killed Harambe that bothers me, it's that they gave him a really boring death. Like, I mean, there have to be better ways of killing him off that just, "bang-you're dead". They should bring back Harambe and give him a more awesome death to remember him by.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970


jiggled again

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Friginator posted:

It's not so much that they killed Harambe that bothers me, it's that they gave him a really boring death. Like, I mean, there have to be better ways of killing him off that just, "bang-you're dead". They should bring back Harambe and give him a more awesome death to remember him by.
he was fired out of a cannon into the side of a building

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Real talk: why were people way more mad about this than when restaurant critic A. A. Gill did the same thing because he paid for the opportunity to "see what it was like to kill a person".

Like I understand being mad about this monkey being shot but why no outrage about the A. A. Gill thing?

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
humans are dumb as poo poo probably

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Who?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Z1Xlrk3Os

im in tears

SD87
Jun 7, 2011
Harambe pls come back :(

The Hman
Jan 6, 2015
i would gently caress harambe.

i would be part of his HAREMbe

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Dead ape, so what

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
two reds next to each other. drat.

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
i think he would have been happier if he name were hamby :)

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Dreddout posted:

Absolutely Harambe

Aye Harambe!

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

arent you teh guy who bragged about having sugar daddy sexual relations with a teenager

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
should find hungry midgets and have them crawl into Harmbe body and eat the delicious monkey meat until Harambe is empty then they crawl out and fill Harambe dead hollow body with helium and make the gorilla balloon. Then have a parade with Harambe balloon in memorial.

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


now i fell in the cage
and they're calling a man
and he's shooting the ape
oh his death is a drag
now he's lying there dead
and my stomach is sick
shot him right in the head
and he's grabbing my leg now
they blow off his head now

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


wait, couldn't we just clone harambe?

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Hold on. This isn't some gorilla that was obliterated by deforestation, or the building of a dam. Harambe had his shot, and nature selected him for extinction.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

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Cephalectomy
Jun 8, 2007
rip curious gorillae. you tried teh diplomocay and they shot you. next time pick non trash people to inquire upon please.

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